Murder by Mocha

“I, uh . . . I’ll be making small talk with guests coming by the samples table, and I’d hate to put my foot in it with her. What’s her name?”

“Maya Lansing. She’s our Health and Fitness Sister. But you don’t have to worry about saying the wrong thing.”

“She’s gone for good, then?’

“Well, not exactly. Aphrodite makes all the final decisions about who stays and who goes on her board. Sorry—but now I’ve really got to go!”

“Of course! Good luck!”

Patrice pushed at the heavy glass doors. As she stepped out, a moist gust flowed in, smelling of sea salt and rain. I frowned. Tonight’s weather forecast had been iffy at best, but the threats in the air were impossible to dismiss.

Some kind of storm was headed our way.

Thirteen

“So, what do you think?” Madame whispered.

I folded my arms. “Aphrodite may be in love with this Greece motif, but I’d say her corporate culture looks more like ancient Rome.”

Madame sighed. “I, Claudius does come to mind.”

“The motivation just got clearer.”

“Do you think Patrice was involved with what happened to Alicia?”

“I doubt it. Patrice’s cheerful ‘out with the old’ view is pretty typical for someone who’s young, ambitious, and thinks she’s immune to failure.”

“Agreed. But what about the other Sisters?”

“We’ll need to take a look at them, especially the woman who was all but fired today—the Health and Fitness Queen.”

“Sister,” Madame corrected.

Corporate jargon? I wondered. Or a twisted convent?

“Well, I’m happy to help.” Madame tilted her head toward the Garden. “After Alicia’s presentation, I’ll find a moment to speak with her. I’d like to know whether she and Maya Lansing have any bad blood between them.”

“Good idea. While you’re at it, keep an eye out for the Candy Man, okay? Whatever he was attempting to pull on Alicia this morning, he failed, and he may just try something else tonight.”

“The game is afoot!”

Ugh, I thought, that word again . . .

As my former mother-in-law pushed through the Garden doors, I turned to find an unnerving sight—a mountain of male flesh barreling toward me.

“Excuse me, ma’am. Are you Clare Cosi?”

Dressed in khaki pants and a blue sport coat—with a neck so large his collar gave his throat a muffin top— the guy was big enough to sub for half the Jets’ defensive line. Whoever he was, I needed a moment to find my voice.

“I’m Clare.”

“We have a situation.”

“A situation?”

The mountain flashed an ID. He was some kind of director for building security.

“A gentleman is trying to gain admittance to this event. First he claimed he was a guest, but he didn’t have an invitation. Then he said he was a member of your catering staff, but he didn’t have a pass and his name wasn’t on the approved list. We’re detaining him downstairs—”

“What does this guy look like?”

The guard repeated my question into a headset and touched the Blue Tooth listening device in his ear.

“He’s well built,” the guard said, then paused to listen. “Muscular. Hair dark and longish . . . he has facial hair . . . a trimmed goatee . . .”

I tensed. It had to be our Candy Man. Dennis St. Julian was a bodybuilder, and a fake beard and wig would help disguise him.

“Let’s go!” I said.

When the doors closed on our elevator, I cleared my throat. “Listen. If this is the person I think it is, he could be real trouble.”

With newly alert eyes, the Blue-Toothed Matterhorn passed on my warning in a low rumble.

“I don’t know if he’ll be violent,” I said, “but better safe than sorry, right?”

Again the guard spoke into his headset. One of his meaty hands balled into a fist. By the time the elevator hit the ground floor, I was keyed up and ready for anything.

The guard walked me to a corner of the vast lobby. Five men in uniforms had formed a ring around their captive.

“Back off!” a deep voice boomed.

Oh crap.

I still couldn’t see the man, but his two-syllable yell told me all I needed to know. This party crasher wasn’t the Candy Man; it was my ex-husband.

“I’ve had just about enough pat downs in the last twenty-four hours!”

“What are you doing here?!” I cried.

“Clare! Will you please tell these tin-plated fascists who I am!”

“It’s okay!” I assured the guards. “I know this guy. I’ll sign him in . . .”

“This guy,” of course, was Matteo Allegro, the very same man who’d enticed me, with honey-drenched figs and a dazzling smile, into the room of his penzione more than two decades ago. At the time, Matt was barely older than my nineteen years and no better educated. In the language of love, however, the boy was a polysyllabic genius (the figs had been just as hard to resist).

With my unexpected pregnancy, Matt proposed marriage. It didn’t last. The primary reason: his nonstop use of linguistic talents—too many languages with too many women, about whom he didn’t give a fig. I might have forgiven him if it weren’t for the coffee-buying trips to Columbia, where recreational cocaine use slowly transformed my dream boy into a newlywed nightmare.

By now, our relationship had improved a great deal. Matt had kicked his bad habit (the drugs, not the women), and with my return to his mother’s coffeehouse, he and I became partners again—in the coffee business, that is, and in the business of parenting our daughter.

When Rock Center security finally backed off, I exhaled with relief. So did Matt. (One guard had a Taser all ready to go.)

“What are you doing here?” I asked again.

“I had a connection out of Paris,” Matt said. “Went straight from JFK to the Blend, where I heard about this little shindig from Dante and Gardner.”

“They’re holding down the fort for me at the coffeehouse. Tucker, Esther, and Nancy are upstairs.”

“Who’s Nancy?”

“My newest barista. She just stared a few weeks ago.”

“Well, Dante told me this thing you’re doing tonight is something major.”

“It is.”

Matt swept back his dark hair, much longer now, and a marked contrast from his usual closely trimmed Caesar. He’d grown a goatee, too.

My ex-husband had always struck me as a pirate, but now he more resembled one of the Musketeers. Aramis came to mind, dashing as all get-out but way too popular with the ladies.