‘Lucien, that will do,’ said Marc. ‘No-one’s asking you to charge ahead like that. Madame Simeonidis came here to ask us about digging a hole, full stop. Let’s stick with her request, if you don’t mind. No need to stir up trouble without cause. For now it’s just a matter of digging up the tree – is that right?’
‘Yes,’ said Sophia, ‘for three thousand francs.’
‘Why are you offering so much money? It’s tempting, of course, because we haven’t a bean.’
‘I realised that,’ said Sophia.
‘But that’s no reason to take that kind of money from you, just to dig a hole in your garden.’
‘Well, that depends,’ said Sophia. ‘If, after the hole, there are… well, consequences, I might prefer to keep them quiet. And that would be worth a lot of money.’
‘OK, we understand,’ said Mathias. ‘But is everyone agreed about the digging, consequences or no consequences?’
There was an awkward silence. The answer was not straightforward. The money was very attractive, given their circumstances. But on the other hand, becoming accomplices in something, just for money-and accomplices in what, exactly?
‘You’ll do it, of course,’ said a gentle voice.
Everyone turned. Marc’s godfather walked in, coolly poured himself a drink and greeted Madame Simeonidis. Sophia, on seeing him nearer to, decided that he wasn’t exactly Alexander the Great. He was very thin and held himself erect, so he looked taller than he really was. But then there was his face. A weathered kind of beauty that could still make an impression. There was no hardness in it, but chiselled outlines, an arched nose, irregular lips, hooded eyes and a direct gaze, everything required to seduce someone at first sight. Sophia looked at it with a connoisseur’s eye, mentally judging that face: intelligent, brilliant, gentle, perhaps treacherous. The older man ran his hand through his hair which was not grey, but black sprinkled with white and which he wore rather long so that it curled on his neck. He sat down. He had spoken. They would dig the hole. No-one thought to challenge him.
‘I’ve been listening at doors,’ he remarked. ‘Madame has been watching from windows. In my case it’s a reflex, and an old habit. It doesn’t bother me at all.’
‘Charming,’ said Lucien.
‘Madame is right on every point,’ Marc’s godfather went on. ‘You will have to dig.’
Marc stood up, embarrassed.
‘This is my uncle,’ he said, as if that could excuse the indiscretion. ‘My godfather. Armand Vandoosler. He lives here.’
‘And he likes to put his oar in everywhere,’ muttered Lucien.
‘Drop it, Lucien,’ said Marc. ‘It was in the contract: no comment.’
Vandoosler senior waved this away with a smile.
‘No need to get upset,’ he said. ‘Lucien isn’t wrong. I do like to put my oar in, as he puts it. Especially when I’m right. He does the same thing himself, even when he’s wrong.’
Marc, still standing, indicated with a look to his godfather that it might be a good idea if he absented himself, and that this conversation was none of his business.
‘No,’ said Vandoosler, looking at his nephew. ‘I have my reasons for staying.’
He looked from Lucien to Mathias, to Sophia and back to Marc.
‘It would be better if you told them the truth, Marc,’ he said, smiling.
‘This isn’t the moment. You really are winding me up,’ said Marc in a low voice.
‘It never will be the moment for you,’ said his uncle.
‘Alright, tell them yourself, if you’re so keen. It’s your dirty linen, not mine.’
‘Oh, for heaven’s sake,’ said Lucien, waving his wooden spoon again. ‘Marc’s uncle is an ex-policeman, that’s all. That’s not going to keep us awake at night.’
‘And how do you know that?’ said Marc, wheeling round to face Lucien.
‘Oh, just a few little things I noticed when I was fixing the attics.’
‘Well, I see that everybody here goes prying into everyone else’s affairs,’ said Vandoosler.
‘You aren’t a proper historian if you don’t pry into people’s affairs,’ said Lucien with a shrug.
Marc was beside himself with irritation. Sophia was listening attentively and calmly, as was Mathias. They waited.
‘Contemporary history is so dignified,’ said Marc in acid tones. ‘And what else did you manage to find out?’
‘This and that. Your godfather has been in the drugs squad, the gambling squad…’
‘… and seventeen years a
‘A fair summary,’ said Lucien, nodding.
‘Terrific,’ said Marc through clenched teeth, glaring at Lucien. ‘If you knew, why didn’t you say anything?’
‘Because to me it’s wholly unimportant,’ said Lucien.
‘Great,’ said Marc. ‘Uncle, nobody asked you to do anything, not to come downstairs, or to listen at doors, and as for you, Lucien, nobody asked you to go peeping into papers and then open your big mouth. That could have waited, couldn’t it?’
‘No, as a matter of fact it couldn’t,’ said the older Vandoosler. ‘Madame Simeonidis needs your help in a delicate matter, so it’s best she should know that there’s an ex-policeman in the attic next door. Better that she has the means to decide whether to withdraw her request or not. It’s more honest this way.’
Marc looked defiantly at Mathias and Lucien.
‘OK, if that’s the way you want it,’ he said, even more vehemently. ‘Armand Vandoosler is an
‘As a rule they do,’ Vandoosler confirmed.
‘And that’s not all,’ Marc went on. ‘You can please yourselves what you do about it. But I’m warning you, he’s my godfather and my uncle. My mother’s brother. So, it’s not negotiable. That’s how it is, full stop. Now, if that means you don’t want to stay any more in this patched-up house…’
‘“The disgrace”’,’ said Sophia. ‘That’s what the neighbours call it.’
‘OK, “the disgrace”. Well, if you want to leave because my godfather was a policeman in his own special way, it’s up to you. We’ll manage somehow, me and him.’
‘Why on earth is he getting so worked up?’ said Mathias, looking mildly around with his clear blue eyes.
‘I’ve no idea,’ said Lucien. ‘He’s highly strung. They were like that in the Middle Ages, you know. My great-aunt used to work in the slaughterhouse, but I don’t go round boasting about it.’
Marc looked down, and folded his arms, suddenly calm again. He glanced at the opera singer from the Western Front. What would she say, now she knew about the disgraced policeman living next door, in the house that the neighbours called ‘the disgrace’?
Sophia guessed what he was thinking. ‘It doesn’t bother me at all that he’s here,’ she said.
‘For reliability,’ said Vandoosler, ‘a disgraced policeman is actually a good bet. He’ll listen and try to find out answers, but he’s obliged to keep his mouth shut. The ideal confidant in fact.’
‘He may have had his faults,’ said Marc in a quieter voice, ‘but my godfather was a pretty good investigator. He might be able to help.’
‘Don’t worry,’ said Vandoosler, looking at Sophia. ‘Madame Simeonidis will make up her own mind. If there is a problem, that is. As for these three,’ he said, pointing to the young men, ‘they’re not entirely half-witted. They may be able to help too.’
‘Who said they were half-witted?’ said Sophia.
‘Well, it’s sometimes best to make things clear,’ said Vandoosler. ‘My nephew Marc now… I know a thing or two about him. I looked after him in Paris when he was twelve, that is, almost grown up. He was already vague, pig-headed, on a high, off-balance, but too clever to sit still. I never was able to do much with him, except to impress on him a few sound principles about the disturbances one must constantly bring to bear on the world. And he picked that up. As for the others, I’ve only known them a week, and they look OK so far. They’re a strange combination, each one with his great work he’s writing. Funny lot. Anyway, I have never heard of a case like yours
