did, and if he even halfway agreed with me, he’d be off shouting at his Uncle Ralph-or maybe even Sir Alec-and what he needs to do in the next little while is keep his head down and not draw any more attention to himself. At least, not for the wrong reasons.”
“Oh,” said Melissande, subdued. “So-he really is in hot water then? I mean, he laughs it off and tells me not to worry, but-”
“Um-well-” he prevaricated. Then Reg whacked him on the back of the head with her wing. “ Ow! Reg, don’t do that!”
“If you’d answer the question, sunshine, I wouldn’t have to!” she retorted. “Is that Markham boy in trouble or isn’t he?”
Damn. Me and my big mouth. “He’s under scrutiny,” he said. “It’s complicated. Not everyone in the government likes the Markhams. There are people-a few people-important, influential people-who wouldn’t sob themselves to sleep at night if Monk had a spectacular fall from grace and maybe took Sir Ralph and a few more of the family down with him.”
“And how do you know this?” said Melissande. Not in her snooty princess voice this time, but the voice that reminded him that for a while, and under impossible pressures, she’d single-handedly run an entire kingdom.
He made himself meet her steady, serious gaze. “Sir Alec told me,” he said. “Over crumpets and tea.”
It had by far been the most frightening conversation of his alarming career. Sir Alec’s curt advice had burned itself into his memory.
“Take heed of your incorrigible friend, Mr. Dunwoody. There are those around him who are less than friendly. He would be wise to curtail his exuberance-and you would be wise to encourage him in that pursuit.”
“And you’re only mentioning it now?” Reg demanded, and hit him again. “Gerald Dunwoody, what’s the matter with you?”
“I’m thinking concussion,” he snapped. “Now lay off me, Reg. As it happens I’ve been waiting for the right time to say something to him. But there hasn’t been a right time. He’s been too busy climbing the walls.”
“That’s true,” said Melissande, after another silence. “And I’ve been too busy pouting to notice. Gerald-”
“Yes. Of course I’ll look out for him. Trust me, Melissande, no matter what it takes I’ll always protect Monk- even from himself.” He snorted. “ Especially from himself.”
“Thank you,” she whispered, then kissed his cheek. “And good night.”
“Good night, sunshine,” said Reg, getting ready to flap after Melissande. “See you in the morning.”
Bugger. He couldn’t stay cross with her for more than five minutes. “Night, Reg. Sleep tight.”
She looked down her beak at him. “And while you’re busy worrying about that Markham boy,” she added, “spare a frown for yourself, Gerald. Because I’ve got a nasty feeling in my water things are about to hot up around here.”
Oh, Reg. Shaking his head, he watched her join Melissande at the front door of the old building that housed the Witches Inc. office.
Ignore her, Dunnywood. She only says things like that to make you hop.
But still… as he put the jalopy into gear and pulled away from the pavement, he couldn’t ignore the nasty tickle in the back of his mind that said maybe, just this once, Reg wasn’t wrong.
CHAPTER TEN
By the time he got back to Chatterly Crescent, Bibbie was nowhere to be seen and Monk was in the parlor brooding into a glass of finest aged Broadbent brandy and poking at the pine branches burning cheerfully in the fireplace.
“She’s barricaded herself in her workroom so she can play with her ridiculous ethergenics,” his friend said, not turning away from the crackling flames.
Damn. Am I that bloody obvious? “What? What are you talking about?”
Monk gave the burning logs one last good shove then leaned the poker against the hearth. “Come on, Gerald. I know you’re keen on her. And I don’t want to insult you. But-”
Suddenly cautious, he headed for the drinks trolley and poured three fingers of brandy for himself “But if you lay a hand on my sister it’ll be pistols at dawn? Monk-”
Brooding into the leaping flames now, Monk hunched one shoulder. “Don’t Monk me, mate. You think I like having to say it? You think I think you’re not good enough? If you think that you’re an idiot. Bibs could travel the whole world and she’d not find a better man.”
He swallowed half his brandy in one gulp, poured himself a generous finger more, then retreated to an armchair.
I was wondering when we’d get around to this conversation. Funny, how when it comes to tricky things to say we always seem to find ourselves in the parlor, with the brandy.
“It’s all right,” he said, even though it wasn’t, really. Even though a tight knot had formed under his ribs. “She’s your sister. Your only sister. You love her. You want to protect her. And when you look at me all you can see is danger.”
Monk swung around to face him. “So. You do understand.”
“Don’t you be an idiot, Monk,” he said tiredly. “Why the devil do you think I’ve not breathed a word to her?”
“Oh,” said Monk, after a moment, and retreated to the other armchair. “Right. Sorry. I should’ve realized-”
“Yes, you bloody should’ve.” He tipped the rest of the expensive Broadbent down his throat. Probably not a good idea, given that the pancakes he’d had for supper weren’t noted for their alcohol absorption properties, but in that moment it was hard to care.
“I mean,” said Monk, determined to flog the expired equine, “let’s face it, Gerald. In your line of work you’ve got old agents and bold agents but no old, bold agents. At least none that I’ve seen. And you’re pretty bloody bold, mate. And come to think of it, as far as your Department’s concerned old is something of a relative notion. Sir Alec’s what-in his fifties? And he’s the oldest fogey you’ve got.”
Sadly, that was true. “I’m not arguing with you, Monk.”
Monk swallowed more of his own brandy. “Bibbie’s still practically a girl. And the bald truth of it is that I don’t want her widowed before she’s grown her first gray hair.”
“Neither do I.”
“It’s just-you need to understand a brother’s position, mate,” said Monk, waving his almost-empty glass for emphasis. “I don’t want Bibbie’s heart ripped out of her chest and thrown onto the ground and-and stomped to mush. I mean-I mean-what if there were sprogs, Gerald? What if you and my little sister fell all the way in love, and you got married, and you had a baby, and-and then that bloody icicle Sir Alec sent you off to somewhere like- like Tarikstan, say, some thaumaturgical hellhole, anyway, and you got yourself killed and there’s Bibbie with a baby and no husband and what kind of a brother would I be, eh, what kind of a loving brother would I be if I stood back and let that happen? I ask you?”
Gerald looked at him. “Um-just how much brandy have you had?”
“That’s not the point,” said Monk, jabbing a finger at him. “The point, my friend, is-”
“Yes, I know what the bloody point is,” he snapped. “So long as I’m a janitor I can’t afford to get myself tangled up in petticoats.”
“Hmmm,” said Monk, and leaned back in his chair. “Don’t think Bibs wears petticoats, actually. Something about suffrage-although I couldn’t say for certain. I wasn’t really paying attention at the time. You know what she’s like. Once she gets on a hobbyhorse she tends to ride it to death.”
“A Markham family trait, it would seem,” he murmured. Then he sighed, and put his empty glass down on the small table beside him. “Look. Monk. I’m not about to pretend I’m not fond of Bibbie, because you’re my friend and I owe you the truth. So. The truth is I’m very fond of her. And if circumstances were different I’d throw my hat in the ring, petticoats or no petticoats. But as you say, my circumstances are precarious and I don’t want Bibbie’s life ruined or her heart stomped to mush any more than you do.”
