There was a long pause, a wait, an in-sucked gasp from the far end of the line.
'Yes?'
It shot me through the ear, then the heart.
I know that voice now, I thought.
'Oh, Christ,' I said hoarsely, 'it's you!'
That must have shot him through the head. I heard him seize in a great storm of breath and blast it out.
'Damn you,' he cried. 'Damn you to hell.'
He didn't hang up. He just let the red-hot telephone drop, bang, dance on its hangman's noose. I heard his footsteps rush away.
By the time I got out of the booth, the pier was empty in all directions. Where the brief light had been was dark. Only bits of old newspaper blew along the plankings as I forced myself to walk, not run, the hundred long yards to that other phone. I found it dangling and tapping the cold glass of the booth.
I picked it up and listened.
I could hear my ten-dollar Mickey Mouse watch ticking at the other end, back in that other phone booth, a hundred miles away.
If I was lucky and alive, I'd go save the Mouse.
I hung up this telephone and turned, staring at all the little buildings, shacks, shop fronts, shut- down games, wondering if I would do something crazy now.
I did.
I walked about seventy feet to a small shop front and stood in front of it, listening. Someone was in there, moving around, perhaps shoving himself into street clothes in the dark. I heard rustles and someone whispering angrily to himself, someone talking under his breath, telling him where to find socks, where shoes, and where, where the damn tie? Or maybe it was just the tide under the pier, making up lies no one could ever check.
The muttering stopped. He must have felt me outside the door. I heard footsteps move. I fell backward, clumsily, realizing my hands were empty. I hadn't even thought to bring Henry's cane as weapon.
The door opened with savage swiftness.
I stared.
Crazily, I saw two things at once.
Beyond, on a small table in half-light, a stack of yellow and brown and red Clark Bar and Nestle's Crunch and Power House wrappers.
And then.
The small shadow, the little man himself, staring out at me with stunned eyes, as if wakened from a forty-year sleep.
A. L. Shrank, in person.
Tarot card reader, phrenologist, dime-store psychiatrist, day- and nighttime psychologist, astrologer, Zen / Freudian / Jungian numerologist, and full Life Failure stood there, buttoning his shirt with mindless fingers, trying to see me with eyes that were either fixed by some drug or shocked numb by my inept bravado.
'Damn you to hell,' he said, quietly, again.
And then added, with some quick sort of impromptu quiver of a smile,
'Come in.'
'No,' I whispered. Then I said it louder. 'No. You come out.'
The wind was blowing the wrong way, or perhaps the right way, this time. My God, I thought, cringing back, then holding my ground. All those other days, how did the wind blow? How could I not have noticed? Because, I thought, oh damn simple fact: I had had a head cold for a solid ten days. No nose at all. No nose.
Oh, Henry, I thought, you and your always lifted, always curious beak, connected to all that bright awareness within. Oh, smart Henry crossing an unseen street at nine of an evening, and sniffing the unwashed shirt and the unlaundered underclothes as Death marched by the other way.
I looked at Shrank and felt my nostrils wince. Sweat, the first smell of defeat.
Urine, the next smell of hatred. Then, what mixtures? Onion sandwiches, unbrushed teeth, the scent of self-destruction. It came like a storm cloud, full flood, from the man. I might have been standing on an empty shore with a ninety-foot tidal wave poised to crush me, for the sick fear I suddenly knew.
My mouth baked dry even as sweat broke on my body.
'Come in,' said A. L. Shrank again, uncertainly.
There was a moment when I thought he might suck backward like a crayfish.
But then he saw my glance at the phone booth directly across from his shop, and my second glance down the pier to the phone at the far end where my Mickey Mouse watch ticked, and he knew. Before he could speak again, I called into the shadows.
'Henry?'
Dark stirred in dark. I felt Henry's shoes scrape as his voice called back, warm and easy, 'Yes?'
Shrank's eyes jerked from me to where Henry's voice stirred the shadows.
At last I was able to say: 'Armpits?'
Henry took a deep breath and let it out.
'Armpits,' he said.
I nodded. 'You know what to do.'
'I hear the meter running,' said Henry.
From the corners of my eyes, I saw him walking away, then stop and throw his hand up.
Shrank flinched. So did I. Henry's cane sailed through the air to land with a sharp clatter on the planks.
'You might need that,' said Henry.
Shrank and I stood staring at the weapon on the pier.
The sound of the taxi driving off jerked me forward. I grabbed the cane and held it to my chest, as if it might really work against knives or guns.
Shrank looked at the vanishing lights of the taxi, far off.
'What in hell was that all about?' he said.
Behind him, Schopenhauer and Nietzsche and Spengler and Kafka all leaned on their mad elbows, sank in their dusts, and whispered, yes, what was that all about?
'Wait'll I get my shoes.' He vanished.
'Don't get anything else,' I cried.w That made him laugh a choking laugh.
'What would I get?' he called, unseen, rummaging around. In the door he showed me a shoe in each hand. 'No guns. No knives.' He shoved them on, but didn't lace them.
I couldn't believe what happened next. The clouds, over Venice, decided to pull back, revealing a full moon.
Both of us looked up at it, trying to decide if it was bad or good, and for which of us?
Shrank's gaze wandered to the shoreline and along the pier.
'He wept like anything to see such quantities of sand,' he said. Then hearing himself he snorted softly. 'Come oysters, said the carpenter, and took them close in hand. A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, along the golden strand.'
He began to walk. I stayed. 'Aren't you going to lock your door?'
Shrank gave the merest nodding glance over his shoulder at the books clustered like vultures with their black feathers and dusty golden stares, waiting on shelves for the touch that gave life. In invisible choirs, they sang forth wild tunes I should have heard long days ago. My eye ran and reran the stacks.
