They made love, but she was tense and couldn't really give herself, and it wasn't very good.
BOBBIE DIDN'T CALL. Around one o'clock Joanna drove over. The dogs barked at her as she got out of the station wagon. They were chained to an overhead line behind the house, the corgi up on his hind legs, pawing air and yipping, the sheepdog standing shaggy and stock-still, barking 'Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.' Bobbie's blue Chevy stood in the driveway.
Bobbie, in her immaculate living room-cushions an fluffed, woodwork gleaming, magazines fanned on the polished table behind the sofa-smiled at Joanna and said, 'I'm sorry, I was so busy it slipped my mind. Have you had lunch? Come on into the kitchen. I'll fix you a sandwich. What would you like?'
She looked the way she had on Sunday-beautiful, her hair done, her face made-up. And she was wearing some kind of padded high-uplift bra under her green sweater, and a hip-whittling girdle under the brown pleated skirt.
In her immaculate kitchen she said, 'Yes, I've changed. I realized I was being awfully sloppy and self- indulgent.
It's no disgrace to be a good homemaker. I've decided to do my job conscientiously, the way Dave does his, and to be more careful about my appearance. Are you sure you don't want a sandwich?'
Joanna shook her head. 'Bobbie,' she said, 'I- Don't you see what's happened? Whatever's around here-it's got you, the way it got Charmaine!'
Bobbie smiled at her. 'Nothing's got me,' she said. 'There's nothing around. That was a lot of nonsense. Stepford's a fine healthful place to live.'
'You-don't want to move any more?'
'Oh no,' Bobbie said. 'That was nonsense too. I'm perfectly happy here.
Can't I at least make you a cup of coffee?'
SHE CALLED WALTER AT HIS office. 'Oh good Afternoon!' Esther said. 'So nice to speak to you! It must be a super day up there, or are you hyar in town?'
'No, I'm at home,' she said. 'May I speak to Walter, please?'
'I'm afraid he's in conference at the moment.'
'It's important. Please tell him.'
'Hold on a sec then.'
She held on, sitting at the den desk, looking at the papers and envelopes she had taken from the center drawer, and at the calendar-Tue. Dec. 14, yesterday-and the Ike Mazzard drawing.
'He'll be right with you, Mrs. Eberhart,' Esther said. 'Nothing wrong with Peter or Kim, I hope.'
'No, they're fine.'
''Good. They must be having a-2'
'Hello?' Walter said.
'Walter?'
'Hello. What is it?'
'Walter, I want you to listen to me and don't argue,' she said. 'Bobbie has changed. I was over there. The house looks like- It's spotless, Walter; it's immaculate! And she's got herself all- Listen, do you have the bankbooks? I've been looking for them and I can't find them. Walter?'
'Yes, I've got them,' he said. 'I've been buying some stock, on Dave's recommendations. What do you want them for?'
'To see what we've got,' she said. 'There was a house I saw in Eastbridge that-'
'Joanna'
'-was a little more than this one but-'
'Joanna, listen to me.'
'I'm not going to stay here another-'
'Listen to me, damn it!'
She gripped the handset. 'Go ahead,' she said.
'I'll try to get home early,' he said. 'Don't do anything till I get there.
You hear me? Don't make any commitments or anything. I think I can get away in about half an hour.'
'I'm not going to stay here another day,' she said.
'Just wait till I get there, will you?' he said. 'We can't talk about this on the phone.'
'Bring the bankbooks,' she said.
'Don't do anything till I get there.' The phone clicked dead.
She hung up.
She put the papers and envelopes back into the center drawer and closed it.
Then she got the phone book from the shelf and looked up Miss Kirgassa's number in Eastbridge.
The house she was thinking of, the St. Martin house, was still on the market. 'In fact I think they've come down a bit since you saw it.'
'Would you do me a favor?' she said. 'We may be interested; I'll know definitely tomorrow. Would you find out the rock-bottom price they'll take for an immediate sale, and let me know as soon as you can?'
'I'll get right back to you,' Miss Kirgassa said. 'Do you know if Mrs.
Markowe has found something? We had an appointment this morning but she didn't show up.'
'She changed her mind, she's not moving,' she said. 'But I am.'
She called Buck Raymond, the broker they'd used in Stepford. 'Just hypothetically,' she said, 'if we were to put the house on the market tomorrow, do you think we could sell it quickly?'
'No doubt about it,' Buck said. 'There's a steady demand here. I'm sure you could get what you paid, maybe even a little more. Aren't you happy in it?'
'No,' she said.
'I'm sorry to hear that. Shall I start showing it? There's a couple here right now who are-'
'No, no, not yet,' she said. 'I'll let you know tomorrow.'
''NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINute,' Walter said, making spread-handed calming gestures.
'No,' she said, shaking her head. 'No. Whatever it is takes four months to work, which means I've got one more month to go. Maybe less; we moved here September fourth.'
'For God's sake, Joanna-'
'Charmaine moved here in July,' she said. 'She changed in November.
Bobbie moved here in August and now it's December.' She turned and walked away from him. The sink's faucet was leaking; she hit the handle back hard and the leaking stopped.
'You had the letter from the Department of Health,' Walter said.
'Bullshit, to quote Bobbie.' She turned and faced him. 'There's something, there's got to be,' she said. 'Go take a look. Would you do that, please? She's got her bust shoved out to here, and her behind girdled down to practically nothing! The house is like a commercial. Like Carol's, and Donna's, and Kit Sundersen's!'
'She had to clean it sooner or later; it was a pigsty.'
'She's changed, Walter! She doesn't talk the same, she doesn't think the same-and I'm not going to wait around for it to happen to me!'
'We're not going to-'
Kim came in from the patio, her face red in its furedged hood.
'Stay out, Kim,' Walter said.
'We want some supplies,' Kim said. 'We're going on a hike.'
Joanna went to the cookie jar and opened it and got out cookies. 'Here,' she said, putting them into Kim's mittened hands. 'Stay near the house, it's getting dark.'
'Can we have Oreos?'
'We don't have Oreos. Go on.'
Kim went out. Walter closed the door.
Joanna brushed crumbs from her hand. 'It's a nicer house than this one,' she said, 'and we can have it for fifty-three-five. And we can get that for this one; Buck Raymond said so.'
'We're not moving,' Walter said.
