So she put her arms around David and they held each other, and she realized that this was the third thing she couldn’t quite put her finger on. This was the thing which made it all right.
22
“The Derby Hotel story,” said Katie. “It’s not actually true, is it?”
“Of course not,” said Sarah. “Though I was so sick it came out of my nose. Which I seriously do not recommend.”
“Ray’s not usually like that,” said Katie.
“Glad to hear it.”
“Come on.” Katie was a little peeved that Sarah wasn’t showing the requisite sisterly support. “You’re not usually like that either…Hang on a second.” Katie got up and went over to the toy box to resolve a dispute between Jacob and another child over a one-legged Action Man.
She came back and sat down again.
“Sorry,” said Sarah. “That was out of order.” She licked her teaspoon. “And this is probably out of order, too. But, sod it, I’m going to ask anyway…This is the real thing, right? Not just a rebound relationship?”
“Jesus, Sarah, you’re meant to be my best woman, not my mum.”
“So your mum doesn’t like him,” said Sarah.
“Nope.”
“Well, he’s not the consultant pediatrician with the Daimler.”
“Oh, I think they gave up on that long ago,” said Katie.
Sarah tried to balance her teaspoon on the rim of her mug.
“He’s a good person,” said Katie. “Jacob loves him. And I love him.” That was the wrong way round, somehow. But changing it would have made her seem defensive. “He’s also made Ed promise to show him the speech beforehand.”
“I’m glad,” said Sarah.
“About Ray? Or Ed?” asked Katie.
“About Ray,” said Sarah, “and you.”
She put her teaspoon down and they waited for the atmosphere to warm up again.
“Incidentally,” said Sarah. “How’s your little brother doing these days? I haven’t seen him in yonks.”
“Fine. Bought himself a place in Hornsey. Haven’t seen him much myself to be honest. Proper boyfriend, too. I mean, like, an actual pleasant well-adjusted human being. Of course, you’ll meet them at the wedding.”
They sat for a few moments watching Jacob direct some kind of aerial combat between the disabled Action Man and an octopus made of blue felt.
“I’m doing the right thing,” said Katie.
“Good,” said Sarah.
23
Jean came back at four. Her extended lunch with Ursula had worked its usual magic. The Jamie debacle was forgotten and George was grateful for a supper of Irish stew over which they were able to commiserate amiably with each other about the forthcoming union.
“Does anyone like their children’s spouses?” He ran a triangle of crust around the bowl to mop up the remaining liquid.
“Jane Riley’s husband seemed nice.”
Jane Riley? George was repeatedly amazed by the ability of women to remember people. They walked into a crowded room and drank it down. Names. Faces. Children. Jobs.
“John and Marilyn’s party,” said Jean. “The tall chap who’d lost his finger in some kind of machine.”
“Oh yes.” It came fuzzily back. Perhaps it was the retrieval system men were missing. “The accountant.”
“Surveyor.”
After doing the washing up he retired to the living room with
Jean made some caustic comment about his ghoulish taste and retired elsewhere to write letters.
He might have chosen a different program if one were available. But a documentary left you edified at least. And anything was better than some tawdry melodrama in a hair salon.
On-screen the chap pottered round his garden, smoked cigarettes and spent a great deal of time under a tartan rug on the sofa wired up to various tubes. If anything, it was slightly tedious. A rather reassuring message if one thought about it.
The chap went outside and had some trouble bending down to feed his chickens.
Jean was squeamish, that was the truth of the matter.
Most men of George’s age thought they were going to live forever. The way Bob had driven, it was clear that he had had no concept of what might happen in five seconds’ time, let alone five years.
The chap on television was taken to the seaside. He sat on the shingle in a deck chair until he got too cold and had to return to the camper van.
Obviously it would be nice to go quietly in one’s sleep. But going quietly in one’s sleep was an idea cooked up by parents to make the deaths of grandparents and hamsters less traumatic. And doubtless some people did go quietly in their sleep but most did so only after many wounding rounds with the Grim Reaper.
His own preferred exits were rapid and decisive. Others might want time to bury the hatchet with estranged children and tell their wives where the stopcock was. Personally, he wanted the lights to go out with no warning and the minimum attendant mess. Dying was bad enough without having to make it easier for everyone else.
He popped to the kitchen during the ad break and returned with a cup of coffee to find the chap entering his last couple of weeks, marooned almost permanently on his sofa and weeping a little in the small hours. And if George had turned the television off at this point the evening might have continued in a pleasantly uneventful manner.
But he did not turn the television off, and when the man’s cat climbed onto the tartan rug in his lap to be stroked someone unscrewed a panel in the side of George’s head, reached in and tore out a handful of very important wiring.
He felt violently ill. Sweat was pouring from beneath his hair and from the backs of his hands.
He was going to die.
Maybe not this month. Maybe not this year. But somehow, at some time, in a manner and at a speed very much not of his choosing.
The floor seemed to have vanished to reveal a vast open shaft beneath the living room.
With blinding clarity he realized that everyone was frolicking in a summer meadow surrounded by a dark and impenetrable forest, waiting for that grim day on which they were dragged into the dark beyond the trees and individually butchered.
How in God’s name had he not noticed this before? And how did others not notice? Why did one not find them curled on the pavement howling? How did they saunter through their days unaware of this indigestible fact? And how, once the truth dawned, was it possible to forget?
