his back, had it? No.
That night after he and Leigh had found Christine smashed to hell in the parking lot, sitting on four slashed tyres… that night at Darnell’s, after everyone was gone… he had tuned the radio in Will’s office to the oldies on WDIL. Will trusted him now, why not? He was running cigarettes across the state line into New York, he was running fireworks all the way over to Burlington, and twice he had run something wrapped in flat brown-paper packages into Wheeling, where a young guy in an old Dodge Challenger traded him another, slightly larger, brown-paper package, for it. Arnie thought maybe he was trading cocaine for money, but he didn’t want to know for sure.
He drove a boat on these trips, Will’s private car, a 1966 Imperial as black as midnight in Persia. It was whisper-quiet, and the boot had a false bottom. If you kept to the speed limit, it was no problem. Why should it be? The important thing was that he now had the keys to the garage. He could come in after everyone else was gone. Like he had that night. And he had turned on WDIL and he had… he had…
Hurt his back somehow.
What had he been doing to hurt his back?
A strange phrase came to him in answer, floating up from his subconscious: It’s just a funny little glitch.
Did he really want to know? He didn’t. In fact, there were times when he didn’t want the car at all. There were times when he felt he would be better off just… well, junking it. Not that he ever would, or could. It was just that, sometimes (in the sweaty, shaking aftermath of that dream last night, for instance), he felt that if he got rid of it, he would be… happier.
The radio suddenly spat an almost feline burst of static.
“Don’t worry,” Arnie whispered. He ran his hand slowly over the, dashboard, loving the feel of it. Yes, the car frightened him sometimes. And he supposed his father was right; it had changed his life to some degree. But he could no more junk it than he could commit suicide.
The static cleared. The Marvelettes were singing “Please Mr Postman”.
And then a voice said in his car, “Arnold Cunningham?” He jumped and snapped off the radio. He turned around. A small, dapper little man was leaning in Christine’s window. His eyes were a dark brown, and his colour was high—from the cold outside, Arnie guessed.
“Yes?”
“Rudolph Junkins. State Police, Detective Division.” Junkins stuck his hand in through the open window.
Arnie looked at it for a moment. So his father had been right.
He grinned his most charming grin, took the hand, shook it firmly, and said, “Don’t shoot, copper, I’ll throw out my guns.”
Junkins returned Arnie’s grin, but Arnie noticed that the grin did no more than touch his eyes, which were exploring the car in a quick, thorough fashion that Arnie didn’t like. Not at all.
“Whoo! I got the feeling from the local police that the guys who worked over your rolling iron had really tattooed it. It sure doesn’t look like it.”
Arnie shrugged and got out of the car. Friday nights were slow at the garage; Will himself rarely came in, and he wasn’t in tonight. Across the way, in stall ten, a fellow named Gabbs was putting a new silencer on his old Valiant, and down at the far end of the garage there was the periodic burr on an air wrench as some fellow put on his snow tyres. Otherwise, he and Junkins had the place to themselves.
“It wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it looked,” Arnie said. He thought that this smiling, dapper little man might be extremely clever. As if it was a natural outgrowth of the thought, he rested his hand easily on Christine’s roof and immediately felt better. He could cope with this man, clever or not. After all, what was there to worry about? “There was no structural damage.”
“Oh? I understood they punched holes in the body with some sharp instrument,” Junkins said, looking closely at Christine’s flank. “I’ll be damned if I can see the fill. You must be a bodywork genius, Arnie. The way my wife drives, maybe I ought to put you on retainer,” He smiled disarmingly, but his eyes went on running back and forth over the car. They would dart momentarily to Arnie’s face and then go back to the car again. Arnie liked it less and less.
“I’m good but not God,” Arnie said. “You can see the bodywork if you really look for it.” He pointed at a minute ripple in Christine’s back deck. And there. “He pointed at another. “I was lucky enough to find some original Plymouth body parts up in Ruggles, I replaced the entire back door on this side. You see the way the paint doesn’t quite match?” He knocked his knuckles on the door.
“Nope,” Junkins said. “I might be able to tell with a microscope, Arnie, but it looks like a perfect match to me.”
He also knocked his knuckles on the door. Arnie frowned.
“Hell of a job “Junkins said. He walked slowly around to the front of the car. “Hell of a job, Arnie. You’re to be congratulated.”
“Thanks.” He watched as Junkins, in the guise of the sincere admirer, used his sharp brown eyes to look for suspicious dents, flaked paint, maybe a spot of blood or a snarl of matted hair. Looking for signs of Moochie Welch. Arnie was suddenly sure that was just what the shitter was doing. “What exactly can I do for you, Detective Junkins?”
Junkins laughed. “Man, that’s formal! I can’t take that! Make it Rudy, okay?”
“Sure,” Arnie said, smiling. “What can I do for you, Rudy?”
“You know, it’s funny,” Junkins said, squatting to look at the driver’s side headlights. He tapped one of them reflectively with his knuckles and then, with seeming absent-mindedness, he ran his forefinger along the headlight’s semicircular metal hood. His overcoat pooled on the oilstained cement floor for a moment; then he stood up. “We get reports on anything of this nature—the trashin of your car, I mean—”
“Oh, hey, they didn’t really trash it,” Arnie said. He was beginning to feel as if he was on a tightrope, and he touched Christine again. Her solidity, her reality, once more seemed to comfort him. “They tried, you know, but they didn’t do a very good job.”
“Okay. I guess I’m not up on the current terminology.” Junkins laughed. “Anyway, when it came to my attention, what do you think I said? “Where’s the photographs?” That’s what I said. I thought it was an oversight, you know. So I called the Libertyville PD and they said there were no photographs.”
“No,” Arnie said. “A kid my age can’t get anything but liability insurance, you know that. Even the liability comes with a seven-hundred-dollar deductible. If I had damage insurance, I would have taken plenty of pictures. But since I didn’t, why would I? I sure wouldn’t want them for my scrapbook.”
“No, I guess not,” Junkins said, and walked idly around to the rear of the car, eyes searching for broken glass, for scrapes, for guilt. “But you know what else I thought was funny? You didn’t even report the crime!” He raised his dark questioning eyes to Arnie’s, looked at him closely and then smiled a phony, bewildered little smile. “Didn’t even report it! “Huh,” I said. “Sonofabitch! Who reported it?” Guy’s father, they tell me.” Junkins shook his head. “I don’t get that, Arnie, I don’t mind telling you. A guy works his ass off restoring an old car until it’s worth two, maybe five thousand dollars, then some guys come along and beat the hell out of it—”
“I told you—”
Rudy Junkins raised his hand and smiled disarmingly. For one weird second Arnie thought he was going to say “Peace”, as Dennis sometimes did when things got heavy.
“Damaged it. Sorry.”
“Sure,” Arnie said.
“Anyhow, according to whiat your girlfriend said, one of the perpetrators… well, defecated on the dashboard. I would have thought you would have been mad as hell. I would have thought you would have reported it.”
Now the smile faded altogether and Junkins looked at Arnie soberly, even sternly.
Arnie’s cool grey eyes met Junkins’s brown ones.
“Shit wipes off,” he said finally. “You want to know something, Mr—Rudy? You want me to tell you something?”
“Sure, son.”
“When I was one and a half, I got hold of a fork and marked up an antique bureau that my mother had saved up for over a period of maybe five years. Saved up her pin money, that’s what she said. I guess I racked the
