five miles or so for every actual mile travelled. Will had been frankly amazed. He had heard of setting milometers back in the used-car business, and he had done a good bit of it himself (along with stuffing transmissions full of sawdust to stifle their death whines and pouring boxes of oatmeal into terminally ill radiators to temporarily plug their leaks), but he had never seen one that ran backward spontaneously. He would have thought it impossible. Arnie had just smiled a funny little smile and called it a glitch.
It was a glitch, all right, Will thought. One hell of a glitch.
The two thoughts clicked lazily off each other and rolled in different directions.
Boy, that’s some pretty car, isn’t it? He fixed it up like magic.
Will didn’t believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy, but he was perfectly willing to acknowledge that there were strange things in the world. A practical man recognized that and put it to use if he could. A friend of Will’s who lived in Los Angeles claimed he had seen the ghost of his wife before the big quake of ’67, and Will had no particular reason to doubt the claim (although he would have doubted it completely if the friend had had anything to gain). Quent Youngerman, another friend, had claimed to have seen his father, long dead, standing at the foot of his hospital bed after Quent, a steel-worker, had taken a terrible fall from the fourth floor of a building under construction down on Wood Street.
Will had heard such stories off and on all his life, as most people undoubtedly did. And as most thinking people probably did, he put them in a kind of open file, neither believing nor disbelieving, unless the teller was an obvious crank. He put them in that open file because no one knew where people came from when they were born and no one knew where people went when they died, and not all the Unitarian ministers and born-again Jesus- shouters and Popes and Scientologists in the world could convince Will otherwise. Just because some people went crazy on the subject didn’t mean they knew anything. He put stuff like that in that open file because nothing really inexplicable had ever happened to him.
Except maybe something like that was happening now.
November: Repperton and his good buddies beat the living shit out of Cunningham’s car at the airport. When it comes in on the tow-truck, it looks like the Green Giant shat all over it. Darnell looks at it and thinks, It’s never gonna run again. That’s all; it’s never gonna run another foot.
At the end of the month the Welch kid gets killed on JFK Drive.
December: A State Police detective comes sucking around. Junkins. He comes sucking around one day and talks to Cunningham; then he comes sucking around on a day when Cunningham isn’t here and wants to know how come the kid is lying about how much damage Repperton and his dogturd friends (of whom the late and unlamented Peter “Moochie” Welch was one) did to Cunningham’s Plymouth. Why you talking to me? Darnell asks him, wheezing and coughing through a cloud of cigar smoke, Talk to him, it’s his fucking Plymouth, not mine. I just run this place so working joes can keep their cars running and keep putting food on the tables for their families.
Junkins listens patiently to this rap. He knows Will Darnell is doing a hell of a lot more than just running a do-it-yourself garage and a junkyard, but Darnell knows he knows, so that’s okay.
Junkins lights a cigarette and says, I’m talking to you because I already talked to the kid and he won’t tell me. For a little while there I thought he wanted to tell me; I got the feeling he’s scared green about sometliing. Then he tightened up and wouldn’t tell me squat.
Darnell says, If you think Arnie ran down that Welch kid, say so.
Junkins says, I don’t. His parents say he was home asleep, and it doesn’t feel like they’re lying to cover up for him. But Welch was one of the guys that trashed his car, we’re pretty sure of that, and I’m positive he’s lying about how bad they trashed it and I don’t know why and it’s driving me crazy.
Too bad, Darnell says with no sympathy at all.
Junkins asks, How bad was it, Mr Darnell? You tell me.
And Darnell tells his first and only lie during the interview with Junkins: I really didn’t notice.
He noticed, all right, and he knows why Arnie is lying about it, trying to minimize it, and this cop would know why too, if it wasn’t so obvious he was walking all over it instead of seeing it. Cunningham is lying because the damage was horrible, the damage was much worse than this state gumshoe can imagine, those hoods didn’t just beat up on Cunningham’s ’58, they killed it. Cunningham is lying because, altthough nobody saw him do much of anything during the week after the tow-truck brought Christine back to stall twenty, the car was basically as good as new—even better than it had been before.
Cunningham lied to the cop because the truth was incredible.
“Incredible,” Darnell said out loud, and drank the rest of his coffee. He looked down at the telephone, reached for it, and then drew his hand back. He had a call to make, but it might be better to finish thinking this through first—have all his ducks in a row.
He himself was the only one (other than Cunningham himself) who could appreciate the incredibility of what had happened: the car’s complete and total exoneration. Jimmy was too soft in the attic, and the other guys were in and out, not regular custom at all. Still, there had been comments about what a fantastic job Cunningham had done; a lot of the guys who had been doing repairs on their rolling iron during that week in November had used the word incredible, and several of them had looked uneasy. Johnny Pomberton, who bought and sold used trucks, had been trying to get an old dumpster he’d picked up in running shape that week. Johnny knew cars and trucks better than anyone else in Libertyville, maybe anyone else in all of Pennsylvania. He told Will frankly and flat-out that he couldn’t believe it. It’s like voodoo, Johnny Pomberton had said, and then uttered a laugh without much humour. Will only sat there looking politely interested, and after a second or two the old man shook his head and went away.
Sitting in his office and looking out at the garage, eerily silent in the slack time that came every year in the weeks before Christmas, Will thought (not for the first time) that most people would accept anything they saw it happen right before their very eyes. In a very real sense there was no supernatural, no abnormal; what happened, happened, and that was the end.
Jimmy Sykes: Like magic.
Junkins: He’s lying about it, but I’ll be goddamned if I know why.
Will pulled open his desk drawer, denting his paunch, and found his note-minder book for 1978. He paged through it and found his own scrawled entry: Cunningham. Chess Tourney. Philly Sheraton Dec. 11–13.
He called Directory Assistance, got the number of the hotel, and made the call. He was not too surprised to feet his heartbeat shifting into a higher gear as the phone rang and the desk clerk picked it up.
Like magic.
“Hello, Philadelphia-Sheraton.
“Hello,” Will said, “You have a chess tournament put up there, I th—”
“Northern States, yessir,” the desk clerk broke in. He sounded quick and almost insufferably young.
“I’m calling from Libertyville, Pee-Ay,” Will said. “I believe you have an LHS student named Arnold Cunningham registered. He’s one of the chess tourney kids. I’d like to speak to him, if he’s in.”
“Just a moment, sir, I’ll see.”
Clunk. Will was put on hold. He cocked himself back on his swivel chair and sat that way for what seemed to be a very long time, although the red second-hand on the office clock only revolved once. He won’t be there, and if he is, I’ll eat my—
“Hello?”
The voice was young, warily cautious and unmistakably Cunningham’s. Will Darnell felt a peculiar lift-drop in his belly, but none of it showed in his voice; he was much too old for that.
“Hi, Cunningham,” he said. “Darnell.”
“Yeah.”
“What are you up to, Will'?”
“How you doing, kid?”
“Won yesterday and drew today. Bullshit game. Couldn’t seem to keep my mind on it. What’s up?”
Yes, it was Cunningham—him without a doubt.
Will, who would no more call someone without a cover story than he would go out without his skivvies on, said smoothly, “You got a pencil, kiddo?”
“Sure.”
