shops and clubs and.. . establishments, offering to sell me
things I'd never even thought about before! Awful things ... After that I stared straight ahead, not looking at anything I didn't have to. All I could think of was to get to you, Mr. Taylor. Somehow, I had your business card. It was in my hand when I got off the train. It had your address. I nerved myself to ask some of the more ordinary- seeming people for directions, but no-one would talk to me. Finally, a rather shabby and intense gentleman in an oversized grey coat pointed me in the right direction. When I looked back to thank him, he'd already disappeared.'
'Yeah,' I said. 'Eddie has a way of doing that.'
'All the way here, it felt like someone was following me.' Mitchell's voice dropped to a whisper, and his knuckles whitened as he gripped his coffee mug. 'I kept looking back, but I couldn't see anyone. And then a man jumped out of an alleyway and grabbed me by the shoulders. I started to cry out, thinking I was being mugged, but then I saw his face, and my throat closed up. It was my face ... only younger. He grinned nastily, enjoying the shock he saw in my face. His fingers were like claws digging into my shoulders.
'Did you think you 'd get away with it? he said. Did you think you 'd never be called to account for what you 've done?
'I didn't understand. I told him I didn't understand, but he kept shouting into my face how I'd betrayed everything we ever believed in. And then someone pulled him away, and I thought I was being rescued, but it was another me! Older than my attacker, but still younger than I am now. You can't imagine how terrifying it is to see your own face, looking right at you with hate in its eyes. He was shouting, too, about the waste I'd made of my life. His life. And then there were more of them, these doppelgangers, all of them from different periods in my life, pulling and yelling at me and at each other, fighting each other to get to me. A whole crowd of shouting, struggling people, and all of them me! -
'I ran away. Just put my head down and ran, while they were distracted with each other. I never thought of myself as a coward before, but I couldn't face all those other versions of me, saying such hateful things, blaming me for doing something ... terrible.' He took a deep breath, and looked at me with a strained smile. 'Tell me the truth. Please. Am I in Hell? Have I died and gone to Hell?'
'No,' I said quickly. 'You're still very much alive, Mr. Mitchell. This isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Though sometimes you can see Hell from here. Basically ... may I call you Eamonn? Thank you. Basically, Eamonn, you have stumbled into a place you have no business in. You don't belong here. But not to worry; you have fallen among friends. I'll get you back where you belong.'
Eamonn Mitchell actually crumpled in his chair, as relief flooded through him. Cathy had to grab his coffee mug as it slipped from his fingers. She patted him comfortingly on the shoulder. And then my solid silver, reinforced, security-spelled office door banged open, catching us all by surprise, and two more Eamonn Mitchells stormed in. It was quite clearly the same man, at different ages. The youngest looked to be about twenty, probably still a student, with a save the whales T-shirt, bright purple bell-bottoms, long hair, and an unsuccessful beard. He would have seemed ridiculous if he hadn't looked so angry and so dangerous. The other man was maybe ten years older, in a sharp navy blue suit, clean-shaven, with seriously short hair. He looked just as angry, and perhaps even more dangerous because he was more focussed, more experienced. I decided to think of them as Eamonn 20 and Eamonn 30, and my client as Eamonn 40, just to keep my head straight. I moved to stand between the newcomers and my client, and they transferred their angry gaze to me.
'Get out of our way,' said Eamonn 20. 'You don't know what this bastard's done.'
'Get out of our way, or we'll kill you,' said Eamonn 30.
'Oh, Security!' said Cathy.
A closet door I hadn't noticed before sprang open, and a huge and impressively hairy hand shot out of the closet and wrapped itself firmly around both the invading Eamonns. They struggled fiercely against the great gripping fingers, but with their arms pinned to their sides, they were both quite helpless. They shouted and cursed until I strolled over and gave them both a brisk warning slap round the back of the head. A thought struck me, and I looked back at Cathy.
'Can I ask what's on the other end of this thing's arm?'
'I find it best not to ask questions like that,' Cathy said, and I had to agree with her.
I gave the two intruders my best intimidating glare, and they glared right back at me. Proof, if proof were needed, that they were newcomers to the Nightside. Anyone else would have had the sense to be scared.
'Look,' I said patiently. 'You are currently being held by a hand big enough to give all of us seriously worrying thoughts about what it might be attached to. A hand that will do whatever I tell it to. So not only are you not going anywhere anytime soon, but if I were you, I'd be giving some serious thought about what might happen if I don't start getting some answers out of you. Words like crunch and squish should be echoing uneasily through your heads. So, why not tell me what it is you're doing here and what you have against my client? There's always a chance we can work this out peacefully. Not a very big chance, admittedly, this is the Nightside after all; but I feel we should make the effort.'
'He betrayed me!' said Eamonn 20, almost spitting out the words, his face dark with rage. 'Look at him! Just another faceless drone in a suit and tie. Everything I ever hated and despised. I was never going to be him! I had
dreams and ambitions, I was going to go places and do things; become someone who mattered, doing things that mattered! I was going to change the world ... live a life I could be proud of ...'
'Dreams are nice,' said Eamonn 30, his voice cold but controlled. 'But we wake up from dreams. I had drive and ambition. I was going places, going to make something of myself. Be a mover and shaker in the business world. I never intended to settle for being just another cog in the machine, like him! Look at him! Middle-aged middle-management, filling in his days till his pension.'
'I was going to be an ecowarrior!' said Eamonn 20. 'Fight the good fight for the environment! No compromise in defence of Mother Earth!'
'Causes!' sneered Eamonn 30. 'Just more dreams, more illusions. I'd had enough of living on pocket change and good intentions. I was going to be rich and powerful, and force the world to make sense!'
'So,' I said to Eamonn 40. 'What happened?'
'I fell in love,' he said, in a quiet, almost defiant voice. 'I met Andrea, and it was like finding the one part of my life that had always been missing. We married, then the children came along; and I was never happier. They became my life. Far more important than the vague dreams and ambitions of my younger days that I never would have achieved anyway. Part of maturity is learning to recognise your own limitations.'
'That's it?' said Eamonn 20. 'You threw away my dreams for some bitch and a couple of snotty-nosed brats?'
'You got old,' Eamonn 30 said bitterly. 'You found the world too hard to cope with, so you settled for suburbia and apron strings.'
'Neither of you has ever been in love, have you?' said Eamonn 40.
Eamonn 20 snorted loudly. 'Women? Love them and leave them. They just get in the way.'
'I had more important things in mind,' said Eamonn 30. 'Marriage is a trap, an anchor holding you back.'
'I can't believe I was ever you,' said Eamonn 40. 'So small, so limited. Thinking of no-one but myself. For all your great dreams and ambitions, can either of you say you were ever really happy? Content? Satisfied?'
There was a strength and conviction in his voice that gave his younger selves pause, but only for a moment.
'You won't get away with this,' said Eamonn 20. 'We have been given power; the power to change things. To change you! To remake our life into what it should have been.'
'Probability magic,' said Eamonn 30. 'The power to rewrite history by choosing among alternate timetracks. You're a mistake, a stumble that should never have happened.'
'I'm going to undo all your decisions,' said Eamonn 20. 'Snuff you out with my magic!'
'My magic is more powerful than yours!' Eamonn 30 snarled immediately. 'My future will prevail, not yours!'
And then somehow they'd both worked a hand free, and each of them was brandishing a magic wand. I was so surprised I just stood there for a moment, and gaped. No-one's used a wand in the Nightside for centuries. Wands went out with black cats and pointy hats. (All right, the Faerie Court still use them, but the Fae have always
