Italian.
Frank stood and excused himself but did not head for the back'ouse. Instead, he walked to a table where four men in dark suits sat. They greeted him cordially but with obvious reserve. I watched as a waiter ran over with a wineglass and one of the men poured Bellarosa some Chianti. They all touched glasses and I heard them mumble, 'Salute.' They drank, then they all hunched forward over the table and said grace. Well, maybe not.
Good Lord, I thought, these people really exist. I mean, right there, not twenty feet away, were five mafiosi drinking wine in a restaurant in Little Italy. I was sorry I hadn't brought my video camera. Look, kids, here's Daddy having lunch with a Mafia don. Now the don is walking over to talk to his mobster friends. See? Okay, the camera's swinging around to those two men near the door. See them? They're bodyguards. See the door? Close-up of the door. Okay, back to the table with the Mafia men.
I watched them, sans video camera. They all talked with their hands. One of them made a motion as if he was pushing something down into the table, another one touched his forefinger to his right eye, Bellarosa tapped the tips of his fingers on the table, and another guy flicked his thumb under his chin. One thing they didn't do with their hands, however, was to point at or touch one another.
I noticed, too, that their expressions were for the most part stoic, sort of that Mafia poker face that Frank put on when he walked in here. But now and then their eyes or their mouths would convey something without revealing anything. I had no idea what was being discussed, of course, but I assumed that Bellarosa was telling them about his morning. Maybe they knew about the arrest by now, if it was on the radio or if they had another source of information. In any event, they would be interested in the outcome of his court appearance. The fact that he was in Giulio's was a point in his favour regarding any rumours floating around town that he was making deals with Alphonse Ferragamo. The other order of business would be the Juan Carranza problem. By now, I could actually imagine a conversation among these people. Frank was saying something like, 'We gotta stick together on this Carranza thing. Okay? We don't want a bunch of spies making us do things we don't wanna do. Right? And we don't want the fucking Feds to start something between us. You know? I don't wanna see no Italian blood spilled over a bunch of spies. Agreed? We don't want to hurt business, so if we gotta go to the mattresses with these spies, we hit them hard and fast. Understand? We don't make no separate deals with spies, chinks, melanzane, Feds, DAs, or nobody. Capisce?'
How's that? The scary thing is that four months ago, if I'd heard that conversation, I wouldn't have understood half of it. Now I could make it up. Madonn'. What was happening to me? I didn't know, but it was interesting. I regarded Lenny and Vinnie at their nice table for two in the corner. They hadn't had any alcohol as far as I could see, but they were puffing up a smoke screen and drinking cup after cup of coffee. The Italians seem to have the capacity to sit for hours at a table, talking and consuming things. Lenny and Vinnie seemed content doing nothing except sitting and watching the door. But I guess watching the door was about as important a job as there was in Giulio's at the moment. Both of them, I noticed, were also watching the remaining clientele, especially the four men with Frank. But the lingerers in the restaurant all seemed to be known by the waiters and maitre d', and I thought it was unlikely that one of them would suddenly stand up and start blasting away. No, it was the door that had to be watched. So, to help Vinnie and Lenny, I watched the door, too.
After about fifteen minutes, Frank returned to our table. 'I'm sorry, Counsellor. I had some business there.'
'No problem.'
The pasta came and Frank dug right in. 'Whaddaya think? Smell like a whore's pussy? Yes? No?'
'No comment.'
I picked at the pasta, which I guess did resemble little sparrow tongues.
Actually, it was quite good, including the fishy sauce, but I was stuffed.
Bellarosa tore off a piece of bread and actually stuck it in my dish.
'Here, dunk. Don't be shy.'
I don't even like it when Susan takes food off my plate. But I took the bread from him and ate it.
I glanced at my watch. 'Do you want to call your wife?'
'Yeah. Later.'
'Maybe we should let her know you're out on bail.'
'She's okay.'
'She was upset after you left.'
'Yeah? I told her to stay upstairs. You see? They don't fucking listen anymore.'
'Nevertheless, a call – '
'What made you think of my wife? The puttanesca sauce?' He laughed. 'Is that what made you think of calling my wife?'
I wasn't going to touch that one. I played around with the pasta and sipped the wine.
Bellarosa finished his pasta and spilled some of mine onto his plate, commenting, 'You're not eating. You don't like it?'
'I'm stuffed.' I glanced at my watch. It was two-thirty. I informed Bellarosa, 'I told your wife I'd have you home this afternoon.'
'Yeah? Why? I told you, we got to stay around here. I got more people to talk to. I want you to say something to the newspeople later. We got a nice big suite at the Plaza. We'll hang around town for a few days.'
'A few days?'
'Yeah.'
'Frank, I have a business, appointments -'
'What can I tell ya? The shit hit the fan, Counsellor. I'll make it up to you.' Actually, I had no appointments and nearly no business left to worry about. And for fifty large, I could stick around for a few days.
Frank took the rest of my pasta. 'Yeah, we'll send home for some clothes. Your wife will pack some things for you.'
'Will she?'
'Sure. That's what wives are for.'
Not my wife, goombah.
He waved his hands over the plates as if he wanted them to go away by themselves, but a waiter popped up out of the floor and whisked them away. Another waiter brought two plain salads. Frank said, 'Clears your palate.' He sprinkled oil and vinegar over his greens and tomatoes, then did the same for me. 'Eat,' he said.
I poked at the salad.
'Eat it. The vinegar helps you digest.'
'What does the oil do?'
'Helps you shit. Mangia.'
The salad I could handle, but I said, 'Don't order any more food for me.' 'You have to have the main course. What did you come here for?' Bellarosa called over the waiter. They discussed the main course in Italian, then Bellarosa turned to me. 'Whaddaya like? Veal? Chicken? Pork? Fish?' 'Sheep's head.'
'Yeah?' He said something to the waiter and I heard the word capozella. They both laughed. He turned to me. 'They got a special chicken dish here. Nice and light. Okay? We'll share it.'
'Fine.'
Bellarosa ordered, then turned back to me. 'This dumb wop walks into a pizzeria, you know, and says to the guy, 'I want a whole pizza.' And the guy says, 'You want it cut in eight pieces or twelve?' And the dumb wop says, 'Twelve, I'm really hungry.'' Bellarosa laughed. 'Twelve slices. I'm really hungry. Get it?' 'I think so.'
'Tell me one.'
'Okay. This Wasp walks into Brooks Brothers, you know, and he says to the guy, 'How much is that three-piece pinstripe suit?' And the guy says, 'Six hundred dollars.' And the Wasp says, 'Fine, I'll take it.'' I went back to my salad. Bellarosa let a few seconds pass, then said, 'That's it? That's the joke? That's not funny.'
'That's the point.'
'What's the point?'
'Wasps aren't funny.'
He processed that a moment, then said. 'You're funny.'
'No one else thinks so.'
He shrugged.
