'Hell, I can believe they're lost,' Jake said.
'On their way to Galveston,' Newt said, thinking it might help clarify the situation.
Augustus laughed. 'I guess it ain't hard to miss Galveston if you start from Ireland,' he said. 'However, it takes skill to miss the dern United States entirely and hit Pedro Flores' ranch. I'd like to meet men who can do that.'
'You'll get your chance,' Call said. 'They don't have mounts, unless you count a mule and a donkey. I guess we better help them out of their fix.'
'I'm surprised they ain't naked, too,' Augustus said. 'I'd had thought some bandit would have stolen their clothes by now.'
'Have you counted these horses, or have you been sitting here jawing?' Call said brusquely. The night was turning out to be more complicated and less profitable than he had hoped.
'I assigned that chore to Dish Boggett,' Augustus said. 'It's around forty.'
'Not enough,' Call said. 'You take two and go back and get the Irishmen.'
He took his rope off his saddle and handed it to the boy.
'Go catch two horses,' he said. 'You better make hackamores.'
Newt was so surprised by the assignment he almost dropped the rope. He had never roped a horse in the dark before-but he would have to try. He trotted off toward the horse herd, sure they would Probably stampede at the sight of him. But he had a piece of luck. Six or eight horses trotted over to sniff at his mount and he easily caught one of them. As he was making a second ioop and trying to lead the first horse over to Pea, Dish Boggett trotted over without being asked and casually roped another horse.
'What are we gonna do, brand 'em?' he asked.
Newt was irritated, for he would have liked to complete the assignment himself, but since it was Dish he said nothing.
'Lend 'em to some men we found,' he said. 'Irishmen.'
'Oh,' Dish said. 'I hate to lend my rope to an Irishman. I might be out a good rope.'
Newt solved that by putting his own rope on the second horse. He led them back to where the Captain was waiting. As he did, Mr. Gus began to laugh, causing Newt to worry that he had done something improperly after all-he couldn't imagine what.
Then he saw that they were looking at the horse brands-H I C on the left hips.
'It just goes to show that even sinners can accomplish Christian acts,' Augustus said. 'Here we set out to rob a man and now we're in a position to return valuable property to a man who's already been robbed. That's curious justice, ain't it?'
'It's a wasted night, is what it is,' Call said.
'If it was me I'd make the man pay a reward for them horses,' Jake said. 'He'd never have seen them agin if it hadn't been for us.'
Call was silent. Of course they could not charge a man for his own horses.
'That's all right, Call,' Augustus said. 'We'll make it up off the Irishmen. Maybe they got rich uncles-bank directors or railroad magnates or something. They'll be so happy to see those boys alive again that they'll likely make us partners.'
Call ignored him, trying to think of some way to salvage the trip. Though he had always been a careful planner, life on the frontier had long ago convinced him of the fragility of plans. The truth was, most plans did fail, to one degree or another, for one reason or another. He had survived as a Ranger because he was quick to respond to what he had actually found, not because his planning was infallible.
In the present case he had found two destitute travelers and a herd of recently stolen horses. But it was still four hours till sunup and he was reluctant to abandon his original ambition, which was to return with a hundred Mexican horses. It was still possible, if he acted decisively.
'All right,' he said, quickly sorting over in his head who should be assigned to do what. 'These are mainly Wilbarger's horses. The reason they're so gentle is because they've been run to a frazzle, and they're used to Texans besides.'
'I'd catch one and ride him home, if I could find one that paces,' Jake said. 'I'm about give out from bouncing on this old trotter you boys gave me.'
'Jake's used to feather pillows and Arkansas whores,' Augustus said. 'It's a pity he has to associate with hard old cobs like us.'
'You two can jabber tomorrow,' Call said. 'Pedro's horses have got to be somewhere. I'd like to make a run at them before I quit. That means we have to split three ways.'
'Leave me split the shortest way home,' Jake said, never too proud to complain. 'I've bounced my ass over enough of Mexico.'
'All right,' Call said. 'You and Deets and Dish take these horses borne.'
He would have liked to have Deets with him, but Deets was the only one he knew for certain could take the Wilbarger horses on a line for Lonesome Dove. Dish Boggett, though said to be a good hand, was an untested quality, whereas Jake was probably lost himself.
'Gus, that leaves you the Irishmen,' he said. 'If they can ride, you ought to catch up with these horses somewhere this side of the river. Just don't stop to play no poker with them.'
Augustus considered the situation for a minute.
'So that's your strategy, is it?' he said. 'You and Newt and Pea get to have all the fun and the rest of us are stuck with the chores.'
'Why, I was trying to make it easy for you, Gus,' Call said. 'Seeing as you're the oldest and most decrepit.'
'See you for breakfast, then,' Augustus said, taking the lead ropes from Newt. 'I just hope the Irishmen don't expect a buggy.'
With that he galloped off. The rest of them trotted down to where Pea and Dish were sitting, waiting.
'Pea, you come with me,' Call said. 'And you-' looking at the boy. Though it would expose Newt to more danger, he decided he wanted the boy with him. At least he wouldn't pick up bad habits, as he undoubtedly would have if he'd been sent along with Gus.
'All you three have to do is get these horses to town by sunup,' he added. 'If we ain't back, give Wilbarger his.'
'What are you planning to do, stay here and get married?' Jake asked.
'My plans ain't set,' he said. 'Don't you worry about us. Just keep them horses moving.'
He looked at Deets when he said that. He could not formally make Deets the leader over two white men, but he wanted him to know that he had the responsibility of seeing that the horses got there. Deets said nothing, but when he trotted off to start the horses he took the point as if it was his natural place. Dish Boggett loped around to the Other point, leaving Jake to bring up the rear.
Jake seemed largely uninterested in the proceedings, which was his way.
'Call, you're some friend,' he said. 'I ain't been home a whole day and you already got me stealing horses.'
But he loped off after the herd and was soon out of sight. Pea Eye yawned as he watched him go.
'I swear,' he said. 'Jake's just like he used to be.'
An hour later they found the main horse herd in a narrow valley several miles to the north. Call estimated it to be over a hundred horses strong. The situation had its difficulty, the main one being that the horses were barely a mile from the Flores headquarters, and on the wrong side of it at that. It would be necessary to bring them back past the hacienda, or else take them north to the river, a considerably longer route. If Pedro Flores and his men chose to pursue, they would have a fine chance of catching them out in the open, in broad daylight, several miles from help. It would be himself and Pea and the boy against a small army of
On the other hand, he didn't relish leaving the horses, now that he had found them. He was tempted just to move them right past the hacienda and hope everyone there had gone to bed drunk.
'Well, we're here,' he said. 'Let's take 'em.'
'It's a bunch,' Pea said. 'We won't have to come back for a while.'
'We won't never come back,' Call said. 'We'll sell some and take the rest with us to Montana.'
Life was finally starting, Newt thought. Here he was below the border, about to run off a huge horse herd, and in a few days or weeks he would be going up the trail to a place he had barely even heard of. Most of the cowpokes who went north from Lonesome Dove just went to Kansas and thought that was far-but Montana must be twice as