Goodnight, Irene

“The bank is not involved?”

“I doubt it very much.”

“Well, I will ask her to call you then.”

I gave him the number at the paper and hung up. My twenty minutes were up, so I walked back to the sheriff’s station. Pete and Enrique Ramos were standing in the lobby.

“So,” Pete said, “think it will make page one?”

“Have you got that motel pay phone tapped?” I asked Ramos.

“Come on, old Pete here would be a pretty lousy detective if he couldn’t guess what phone calls a reporter would run off to make on a story like this.”

“Yeah, give me a break, Irene. Besides, I promised Frank I’d keep an eye on you. So who was the second call to?”

“Never mind the second call.”

“Oooh, aren’t we touchy?” he said.

I felt like bashing him one, but I figured he probably knew how to bash back. Besides, I was in a sheriff’s station.

He smirked. “I made four calls myself. One to the department, the second to Phoenix Homicide, and the third to St. Anne’s. Frank’s not there anymore.”

“Not there?”

“Nope, so I guess that eliminates St. Anne’s as your second call. Too bad. Anyway, they sent him home. That was the fourth call. They sent Mike Sorenson over to keep an eye on him, and the big lout answered the phone when I called over to Frank’s house. Almost wouldn’t put me through — can you imagine? Frank sounds a hell of lot better than he did yesterday. Says hello to you and wants to know if we’ll stop in if we get the chance — he’s already got cabin fever, I guess.”

“That would be great. I can’t believe he’s home already.”

“Pretty standard for his type of injuries, I guess. If it’s just a matter of hurting, they send you home to heal — better that way, you don’t have to keep eating hospital food. Speaking of food — Enrique here is going to show us where we can find genuine Mexican food. Right?”

We ate lunch at one of those hole-in-the-wall cafes that are always the best for Mexican. Pete offered to drive back to Phoenix, so I had a cold cerveza with my enchiladas. Just knowing how hot it was outside made the beer taste better. The spicy sauce made it mandatory.

After a brief tussle over who would treat whom to lunch, Las Piernas hosted Gila Bend, and we thanked Enrique for all his help. With assurances that we’d keep each other informed, we drove off.

“Now,” said Pete, turning up the road to Phoenix, “we’ll go visit the City Mouse.”

26

IT WAS ABOUT 2 P.M. when we got back to Phoenix. We had four hours before our flight back. Pete got talkative again, this time about an ex-wife who could have doubled as any of your basic shrews. He wound down on it pretty quickly, though, ending up on a long spiel about how tough it is to be married to a cop. Again meaningful looks.

“Pete, do you like being single?” I asked, thinking I could get him to see the possibility that I might enjoy it as well.

“Sure I do. I mean, once in a while I wish there was somebody special, but I keep busy. And I’ve got friends. I’m not such a lonely guy. But I get you. You think I’m nagging you about being single at your age. Well, you know, they say you got a better chance of being hit by an A-bomb than gettin’ married at your age.”

“I don’t think they call them A-bombs anymore, Pete.”

He went on as if I hadn’t spoken. “I mean, especially if you’ve never even been married once. Hell, if I were you, I’d run around telling people I was divorced. At least it would sound like somebody took an interest at one time, if you know what I mean.”

“I know exactly what you mean. I just listened to a half-hour speech on what a crappy marriage you had. Gee, is this the great kinda stuff I’ve been missing all my life? And to think I’ve been such a wallflower the whole time, never knowing so much as the blush of romance! You got a date Friday night, oh, man-in-whom-someone-once- took-an-interest?”

“So what if I don’t. You don’t either.”

“Like hell I don’t. I’m going out to Sheffield Estates to see how the other half lives, on the arm of a tall dark stranger.”

“Who the hell are you talking about? Frank’s laid up, I know for damn sure he’s not going out to the Hollingsworths’. Probably some nerd from the paper, going with you to cover some political powwow.”

“Ha! Some detective.”

“So who is it?”

“Figure it out for yourself.”

We were in downtown Phoenix at this juncture, and the temperature outside the car could not have been any hotter than the one inside. We pulled up to the headquarters of the Phoenix Public Safety Department in silence.

“Pete—”

“Aw, forget it. We got work to do. We can fight all the way home on the plane.”

“Truce then?”