Stuart Woods
New York Dead
The first book in the Stone Barrington series
Chapter 1
Elaine’s, late. The place had exhausted its second wind, and half the customers had gone; otherwise she would not have given Stone Barrington quite so good a table – number 4, along the wall to your right as you enter. Stone knew Elaine, had known her for years, but he was not what you would call a regular – not what Elaine would call a regular, anyway.
He rested his left leg on a chair and unconsciously massaged the knee. Elaine got down from her stool at the cash register, walked over, and pulled up a chair.
“So?”
“Not bad,” he said.
“How about the knee?” Anybody who knew him knew about the knee; it had received a.22-caliber bullet eleven weeks before.
“A lot better. I walked up here from Turtle Bay.”
“When’s the physical?”
“Next week. I’ll tap-dance through it.”
“So what if you fall on your ass, tap dancing?” Elaine knew how to get to the point.
“So, then I’m a retiree.”
“Best thing could happen to you.”
“I can think of better things.”
“Come on, Stone, you’re too good looking to be a cop. Too smart, too. You went to law school, didn’t you?”
“I never took the bar.”
“So take the bar. Make a buck.”
“It’s fifteen years since I graduated.”
“So? Take one of those cram courses.”
“Maybe. You’re coming on kind of motherly, aren’t you?”
“Somebody’s gotta tell you this stuff.”
“I appreciate the thought. Who’s the guy at the bar?” To a cop’s eye the man didn’t fit in somehow. He probably wouldn’t fit anywhere. Male Caucasian, five-six, a hundred and seventy, thinning brown hair, thick, black- rimmed glasses adhesive-taped in the middle.
“In the white coat? Doc.”
“That his name or his game?”
“Both. He’s at Lenox Hill, I think. He’s in here a lot, late, trying to pick up girls.”
“In a hospital jacket?”
“His technique is to diagnose them. Weird, isn’t it?”
Doc reached over to the girl next to him and peeled back her eyelid. The girl recoiled.
Stone laughed out loud and finished the Wild Turkey. “Bet it works. What girl could resist a
“Just about all of them is my guess. I’ve never seen him leave with anybody.”
Stone signaled a waiter for the check and put some cash on the table.
“Have one on me,” Elaine said.
“Rain check. I’ve had one too many already.” He stood up and pecked her on the cheek.
“Don’t be such a stranger.”
“If I don’t pass the physical, I’ll be in here all the time. You’ll have to throw me out.”
“My pleasure. Take care.”
Stone glanced at Doc on the way out. He was taking the girl’s pulse. She was looking at him as if he were nuts.
Stone was a little drunk – too drunk to drive, he reckoned, if he had owned a car. The night air was pleasant, still warm for September. He looked up Second Avenue to see a dozen cabs bearing down on him from uptown. Elaine’s was the best cab spot in town; he could never figure out where they were all coming from. Harlem? Cabdrivers wouldn’t take anybody to Harlem, not if they could help it. He turned away from them; he’d walk, give the knee another workout. The bourbon had loosened it up.
He crossed Eighty-eighth and started downtown, sticking to the west side of the street. He lengthened his stride, made a conscious effort not to limp. He remembered walking this beat, right out of the academy; that was when he had started drinking at Elaine’s, when he was a rookie in the 19th Precinct, on his way home after walking his tour. He walked it now.
A cop doesn’t walk down the street like anybody else, he reflected. Automatically, he checked every doorway as he swung down Second Avenue, ignoring the pain, leaning on the bourbon. He had to prevent himself from trying the locks. Across the street, half a dozen guys spilled out of a yuppie bar, two of them mouthing off at each other, the others watching. Ten years ago, he’d have broken it up. He would have now, but it didn’t look like it would last long. The two guys turned away from each other, hurling insults. Neither was willing to throw the first punch.
At Eighty-sixth Street, two hookers were working the traffic. He’d have ignored them on his beat; he ignored them now. He remembered when Eighty-sixth was Germantown, when the smell of sauerbraten wafted from every third doorway. Somewhere along here there had been a place called the Gay Vienna that served kalbshaxe – a veal shank that looked like a gigantic drumstick. The place had had a zither player, the only one he’d ever heard. He’d liked it. He’d lived over on Eighty-third, between York and East End, had had a Hungarian landlady who made him goulash. She’d put weight on him, too much weight, and it had stuck. He’d lost it now, five weeks on hospital food. He was down to a hundred and eighty, and, at six-two, he looked slender. He vowed not to gain it back. He couldn’t afford the alterations.
Stone rubbed his neck. An hour in one of Elaine’s hard, armless chairs, leaning on the table, always made his neck and shoulders tight. About Seventieth Street, he started to limp a little, in spite of himself. In the mid-Sixties, he forgot all about the knee.
It was just luck. He was rolling his head around, trying to loosen the neck muscles, and he happened to be looking up when he saw her. She was free-falling, spread-eagled, like a sky diver. Only she didn’t have a parachute.
Con Edison was digging a big hole twenty yards ahead, and they had a generator going, so he could barely hear the scream.
Time slowed down; he considered whether it was some sort of stunt and rejected the notion. He thought she would go into the Con Ed hole, but she didn’t; instead, she met the earth, literally, on the big pile of dirt the
