A Girl's Guide to Vampires

'I could have lost my job because you insisted on flirting with Dominic. Isn't there an expression that says if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen?'

My jaw dropped. I looked at Roxy to see if she was hearing the same outrageous accusation I was. She didn't seem to, since she had a hand clapped over her mouth and was clearly trying not to laugh. Christian's dark eyes were bright with interest on me, but he didn't seem to be appalled either. I raised my chin, spun around to face Raphael, and let him have it with both barrels.

'Flirting? Heat? Kitchen? Are you mad? Crashing against the wall like that must have scrambled your brains, mister, because there is no way on God's green earth anyone could claim I was flirting with old fang-tooth!'

Raphael took another step forward until we were toe to toe, nose to chin. 'You allowed him to hold your hand, and I noticed you weren't fighting too hard to get away. Not to mention you repeatedly batted your eyelashes at me in an obvious attempt to make him jealous. In other words, you showed every sign of a woman who was desirous of a man's attention by putting on a show of indifference to pique his interest. That, Joy Martine Randall, is flirting. I'd appreciate it if you could leave me out of your plans the next time you want to play your little sex games.'

'Oh!' I huffed, unable to believe how wrong I'd been about him. I liked him better as the blood-sucking undead than I did as the self-centered, stuffy, righteous, PRIGGISH male he was. 'For your information, Mr. So- Stuck-on-Yourself-You-Probably-Attract-Flies, I was not flirting! I do not play games! And I most certainly was not batting my eyelashes at you, so you can get that idea right out of the pudding that passes for your brain!'

'Pudding?' he bellowed at me, outrage bristling from every pore.

'Vanilla. With lumps in it!' I bellowed back.

He took a deep breath, his fingers flexing as he struggled to keep control of himself. Oddly enough, the fact that he was bigger and stronger than me wasn't threatening. Somehow I knew that, try him though I might, he was not the type of man who would hurt me.

'You are the most exasperating woman I've ever met,' he growled through clenched teeth. His eyes were things of beauty to behold, but I wasn't about to tell him that, nosiree, not me. A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded he could be served at a luau. 'I wouldn't doubt for a moment that you planned this whole fiasco just so I'd lose my job. I had you marked as trouble the moment I saw you fawning all over him.' He pointed at Christian.

I stared at Christian in open-mouthed surprise, so flabbergasted I couldn't think of anything to say. Christian gave Raphael an odd look that mingled surprise with anger. I wondered briefly what he had to be angry about; it wasn't him being slandered in such an atrocious manner. My flabbergastedness lasted about three seconds.

'You great big tottyhead! First I'm flirting with Dominic and then I'm fawning on Christian? Is that what you think? Because if you do, you're deranged, you're just one hundred percent deranged! You've got some sort of sex obsession, that's your problem!'

'Unlike a woman who has thrown herself at three men she's met in the space of a single day, I do not have an obsession with sex.'

'Three? Three?' I steamed at him.

'I'm the third. Have you forgotten last night?'

'That was different. I have long since changed my mind,' I argued, poking him in the chest and tipping my head back so I could glare at him better. 'I know your type, all strong and silent and sexy as hell, and believing every woman within a five-mile radius has the hots for you. I bet you even think I'm attracted to you.'

'You are the one who said you'd pay me to have sex with you.'

'Joy!' Roxy gasped.

'It was a joke,' I told her, lying through my teeth. I turned back to Raphael. 'I'd just hit my head. I obviously wasn't myself.'

His eyes glittered wickedly at me as he dropped his head so he could glower into my eyes. 'Very well, we'll forget last night, but that doesn't explain the fact that you're attracted to me now.'

'I am not!' I said, outraged at such an idea, refusing to admit that my body was thrumming like a plucked string in reaction to his nearness.

'You are. You're practically begging me to kiss you. If that's not being attracted to me, I don't know what is.'

His breath feathered across my face, distracting me for a moment. I bathed in the light of his heated eyes, feeling warm and feminine and very, very aroused.

Damn him.

'If I wanted you to kiss me, Bob, I'd be checking your tonsils right now.'

'Is that so?'

He was so close to me, I could feel the heat of his chest as it brushed against me. His eyes burned into mine, our mouths just a fraction of an inch apart as I acknowledged that he was right, I did want him to kiss me, more than anything else I could think of.

'Yes, it's so. I think you're the one who wants to kiss me. Why don't you just give in and say it?'

'You say it first.'

'Never.'

'I don't give in,' he warned just before his mouth brushed against mine.

I drowned in his eyes and parted my lips, preparing for full surrender, but was rudely dragged back to reality when Roxy loudly cleared her throat and said, 'Um, guys, you're not actually going to have sex—paid for or otherwise—here in the hallway, are you? 'Cause it sure looks to me like that's where you're headed, and for one thing, I don't want to see it, and for another, I doubt if it would prove to be the experience you want it to be, what with all the people going in and out of the bar.'

With an effort I wrenched my lips away from Raphael's and swallowed. Hard. I refused to look at him and turned to give Roxy and Christian a shaky smile. 'I'm sorry, Christian, I'm sure you didn't enjoy seeing that, but as you are aware, he started it.'

'You're the one who's thrown herself on me. Twice,' Raphael rumbled behind me.

'What I see is something that requires a little investigation,' Christian replied neutrally, his voice silky with comfort. 'I suggest we adjourn to the dining room. Roxanne has very kindly invited me to join you, and perhaps this gentleman would like to do so as well?'

'I've already eaten,' Raphael answered, picking up my bag from where it had fallen when Tanya sent me flying. He brushed it off and handed it to me.

I was still charged up, and although I'm ashamed to admit it, didn't want him to leave. So I did the only thing I could. 'Afraid you won't be able to keep your hands off me if you have dinner with us?'

I swear steam just about boiled out the top of his head. 'Are you trying to bait me?'

I smiled.

'Fine,' he snapped, his eyes narrowing. 'Since you can't bear to be parted from me'—I made an outraged 'Oh!' of protest to that—'I will accede to your feeble woman's ploy and join you, although I have, as I already mentioned, already dined.'

'That's OK,' Roxy said, taking his arm and steering him toward the dining room. 'You can sit and watch us eat. If you stare at Joy long enough, she's bound to spill something on herself. That's always entertaining.'

I watched them disappear into the seldom-used tiny dining room (most of the hotel patrons preferring to take their meals in the bar), and looked at Christian. 'Have you ever seen anything like that aggravating man?'

'Never,' he replied, taking my hand and gently massaging my wrist. A vague sense of warmth and comfort filled me at his touch. I smiled into his dark brown eyes, but he didn't smile back. He just held my gaze captured in his for a moment, then lifted my hand to kiss it. I'd never had a man kiss my hand before, and had always thought it a pretty silly gesture, but with his dark-eyed gaze holding me prisoner, the brush of his lips against my knuckles was anything but silly. Slowly he turned my hand over, his mouth a hairs-breadth from my pulse point.