A Girl's Guide to Vampires

town I'm going to, you know. You said you want to see some castles while we're in Europe, and if we hang around Dante's long enough, we might get a glimpse of him. I'm going to take all my books just in case we can corner him.'

'That poor man,' I said in mock sorrow, shaking my head as I retrieved my purse from the back seat.

'Why is he a poor man?'

'I'm sure the last thing he envisioned when he started writing books was the hordes of ravening women who would turn stalker just to get his autograph.' I flashed her a quick grin before I closed the door on her outraged protests.

I waved and toddled up the stairs to my attic apartment, a vague uneasy feeling still gripping me despite my determination to pooh-pooh the evening's events.

Miranda's predictions weren't real, couldn't be real, I told myself. At least, they weren't real in any sense a normal, feet-on-the-ground woman of moderate intelligence would recognize.

So why did I feel like I was being dragged slowly, but inexorably, to the edge of a black chasm from which there was no return?

Chapter Three

'So, what do you recommend as the sights to see around Blansko?'

'Oh, there are many magnificent tourist sights,' the tall man sitting across from us answered, pushing his glasses higher up on his nose. 'There are the karst, of course: Catherine Cave, Sloupsko-Sosuvske Cave, and Balcarka Cave are some of the better-known examples. And the Macocha Abyss is not to be missed; it is 138 meters deep, you know.'

I didn't know, as a matter of fact, which was why, when I found an English-speaking ex-Czech national on the train heading north of Brno returning to his homeland for a brother's wedding, I pumped him for information on the area.

Roxy looked up from one of the Book of Secrets novels that I had secretly reread before the trip—secretly because I didn't want Roxy thinking I was reading it less as fiction and more as a guidebook to the area, as she was. 'An abyss? There's an abyss? Is it dark and mysterious and bottomless? Are there things lurking in its hidden depths, things that no man has lived to tell about?'

'Ignore her,' I told the man and his companion. 'She refuses to read guidebooks, preferring to be surprised instead.' I pulled out my own guidebook and flipped through it until I found the item mentioned.

'The Macocha Abyss is a famous geological formation,' I told Roxy, 'and the picture shows it's not in the least bit dark or mysterious. There's a trail you can take to walk down into it, to the Punkevní cave.'

'Oh,' she said, clearly disappointed. She glanced out the window at the scenery—heavily forested land, rising in elevation as we headed into the Moravian Highlands and the small town of Blansko. I knew from my glance at the map that Drahanská Castle, cuddled up close to Blansko, sat hidden in the forests of the eastern edge of Bohemia.

'Caves sound cool, but what is that other thing you mentioned?' I asked. The man looked confused by my question.

'I think she's asking what a karst is, Martin.'

I nodded to Martin's wife, a lively blond American named Holly. 'On the nose. I haven't a clue what a karst is.'

'Ah,' Martin answered, smiling and rubbing his hands. It turned out I was asking the right man, since Martin was a geophysical expert who told me more than I ever wanted to know about the canyons, gorges, and more than four hundred large and small caves that honeycombed the surrounding area. Even Roxy pulled her nose out of her book and paid attention once he described some of the more spectacular caves, ones that had underground rivers running through them. I rustled through my guidebook looking for information on the ones that were open to the public.

'Sounds cool.' I smiled, trying to cut off the flow of information about the biochemical makeup of the limestone and the effect it had on the surrounding water table.

'What about the castle?' Roxy wanted to know.

'Oh, yes, the castle. Drahanská is the name. Very impressive, but not open to the public as it's privately owned, but the grounds are very fine and open year round. You should visit them; the sculptures were by Schweigl.'

I made an impressed. 'No! Not Schweigl himself!' face, and nodded, hoping our source of unbounded information wouldn't go into detail on the chemical composition of the soil in the Schweigl-decorated gardens.

'The castle itself is limestone, of course.'

'Of course,' I agreed, and hurried another question forward before Martin continued that particular thread of conversation. 'My friend is interested in some of the folklore which I understand is particularly rich in this area.'

'Yes, it is,' Holly answered for Martin. 'Very rich. Moravia was a separate state for centuries, you know, and they have a fascinating history. Much of their folklore has been carved from the dark roots of their past.'

She must have noticed the look Roxy and I slid each other because she gave a little laugh and explained, 'I have a degree in Eastern European history. That's how I met Martin—I was studying at Ostrava University when he was finishing up his metallurgical degree. This area is a veritable hotbed of folklore, everything from heroic tales of knights to more traditional examples of what we think of as a standard fairy tale involving princesses and enchantments.'

'Fascinating,' Roxy said, leaning forward. 'Tell us more. These dark roots you mention sound thrilling—you mean like horror tales? Burning witches and all that?'

'Oh no, much darker than that,' laughed Holly. 'Supposedly—this is just folklore, mind you—this area is second only to Transylvania for its population of supernatural beings. Vampires and necromancers, secret societies practicing blood sacrifices, shape-shifters, cursed families, centuries-old feuds between families with seemingly unholy powers—that sort of thing.'

'Foolishness,' snorted Martin, pulling out a Prague newspaper. 'I grew up not more than thirty kilometers from this area, and those stories were only used to keep small children from wandering the forests alone at night.'

'Yes, of course, foolishness.' I smiled brightly, pinching Roxy on the wrist to keep her from disputing the statement. She glared at me and angrily rubbed her arm, but didn't say anything more when I turned the conversation to less interesting topics.

An hour later we arrived at our destination, the 'bustling market town of Blansko' as the guidebook called it. I looked up from the book and peered around me.

'Not much bustle,' Roxy commented sourly, slinging the strap of one bag over her shoulder while grabbing the two other pieces. 'More like a limp, if you ask me. There's not even a porter or someone to bribe into carrying our bags. What sort of place is this?'

'Exactly what you wanted, missy, so stop your whining. If you hadn't insisted on bringing three bags, you wouldn't need anyone to carry your stuff.'

Luckily for my peace of mind, there was a taxi in the small town, but it was off running someone else to their destination. I chatted with the stationmaster in my high school German for a few minutes, then went over to where Roxy sat camped out on her mound of luggage next to the taxi stop. She got up and wandered over to the station wall to read all the bills posted announcing local bands playing taverns, housecleaning services, tour times to the various caves, et cetera.

'Hans the stationmeister says the taxi guy should be back in fifteen minutes, so if we sit tight, we won't have to haul all your luggage up that hill. Brrr, kind of cold out here, isn't—'

'OHMIGOD, Joy, c'mere!'

'What?'

She jumped up and down in place, her breath puffing white in front of her as she beckoned me over to a spot on the wall. 'You're not going to believe this! Look! Just look! Just stand right there in front of me and read that,