was emotional, intimate, evocative and as random as poetry. They had come from other places and would go to other places but sitting against the light at four in the afternoon they seemed as permanent as the beer pulls. 'Ill buy a free drink for anyone that can tell me what kind of dog my dog is,' said the man with the potato chips. There were no takers and so he answered the question himself. 'My dog is half beagle,' he said, 'and half Irish setter.'
Nailles ordered a martini, which marked him as a traveler and a stranger.
'I had this girl who used to say hello,' one of the men said. 'You ever know a girl like that?' There was no answer and he went on. 'She used to say hello all the time. I used to go over there on Thursday nights after supper. Her husband bowled on Thursdays. She was usually in a bathrobe or something like that and she'd give me a big kiss and start saying hello. So then when I was getting undressed she'd kiss my ears and everything and keep saying hello, hello, hello. She'd keep saying hello all through the preliminaries and then when we came to the main feature she'd keep on saying hello only louder and louder and finally she'd sort of yell hello, hello. Then afterwards she'd light me a cigarette and get me a drink of whiskey-she always did that-and she'd keep kissing me and saying hello. Then when I got dressed and kissed her good night she'd keep on saying hello. I suppose she must have said something else but I honestly can't remember her saying anything but hello.'
'The things my wife used to say,' the fourth man said, 'I wouldn't want to repeat. She was very gentle-spoken and everything but when she got into bed she'd say anything. Worse than a whore. I used to wonder who taught her to speak like that. I mean it wasn't me. It used to make me jealous and I have a very jealous nature. She was a beautiful woman and she loved to put it out and if she wanted to two-time me she had every chance. I mean I was away from seven in the morning until half past six and when she wouldn't put it out I figured she must be getting it somewheres else. I suffered awfully from jealousy. I wouldn't hire a detective or follow her around or anything like that but I just wanted to be sure, if you know what I mean. So then I hit on this idea. The Thing. Has she got the Thing on. If she's got the Thing on she's planning to put it out. She kept the Thing in the medicine cabinet and it was very easy for me to find out where it was. So, one night I came home and washed my face and I chanced to look in the medicine cabinet and I saw that the Thing wasn't there. I thought I had her. So I went downstairs, very angry, and I asked her what kind of a day she'd had and she said she went shopping. She didn't buy anything but she spent the afternoon looking at dresses. So then I said it struck me she was looking at something else. She went on cooking and I asked her where the Thing was, why did she have to wear the Thing in order to go shopping. So then I hollered at her and called her names and she cried and cried and said she had the Thing on because we did it in the morning and you know she had me there because I couldn't remember whether or not we did it in the morning. So then I apologized and she stopped crying and we had dinner but she wouldn't let me touch her and I was still suspicious. Jealous, I mean. So about a week later she was going to visit her sister in Detroit. Her sister is very immoral. I drove her out to the airport and kissed her goodbye and when I got home that night I opened the medicine cabinet and there was the Thing. So I met her at the airport when she came home and everything was fine but that night while I was brushing my teeth I opened the medicine cabinet and I saw two Things. I figured she'd left one Thing at home to deceive me and bought another Thing in Detroit. So then I asked her why she had to buy a Thing in Detroit and she began to cry and said she'd bought a new Thing that afternoon because there was a hole in the old Thing. So then I asked her if she'd bought it at the drug store and she said yes and I said I'm going to find out the truth and I called the drug store and asked them if she'd bought a Thing that afternoon. They told me they didn't keep a record of those purchases and that the afternoon clerk had gone home so I asked for his telephone number, the number of the clerk, and they gave it to me and I called him and he said he couldn't remember, it was a busy afternoon and he couldn't remember every purchase that was made. She was still crying and naturally I felt a little cheap but I still wasn't sure about what was going on. Well, about a week later she was sleeping late and I was getting dressed to go to work and a button pulled off my jacket and I went to this box where she keeps needles and threads and I opened it up and there was another Thing. So I took it into the bedroom and I showed it to her and I asked her how the hell many Things did she have to have and she pulled the blankets up over her face and didn't say anything and I went to work with a button off my jacket. About a week after that they put the pill on the market and she threw away all her Things and started taking the pill and so, of course, I never knew. We got divorced six, seven months later.'
Nailles had a second drink and went back to the road. The conversation at the bar had disconcerted more than it had amused him. What about the man on the bowling team? Did he know or care how his wife spent her Thursday nights? Nailles was monogamous-incurably so-and the existence of promiscuity bewildered him. He had fallen in love with Nellie the first time he met her and the success of his marriage was not an affair of the heart-it was a matter of life and death. He remembered a recent Saturday afternoon when she had fallen asleep in his arms. Holding her he had experienced a sense of being fused as heady as total drunkenness-a sense of their indivisibility for better or for worse, an exalting sense of their oneness. Her breathing was a little harsh and he was supremely at peace. She was his child, his goddess, the mother of his only son. When she woke she asked: 'Did I snore?' 'Oh, terribly,' he said, 'you sounded like a chain saw.' 'It was a nice sleep,' she said. 'It was nice to have you in my arms,' he said, 'that was very nice…' When he got home that afternoon he mixed them both a drink and going upstairs to wash his face he opened the medicine cabinet for the same obscene and detestable purpose as had the stranger in the bar. Then he went downstairs and asked Nellie what sort of a day she'd had. 'I went shopping,' she said. 'I didn't buy anything. I just looked at dresses. Everything was the wrong size or the wrong color.'
'Would you come into the living room for a minute. There's something I want to ask you.' She followed him into the living room and he shut the double doors into the hall so their voices wouldn't be heard by Tony.
In the natural course of events and in a society whose sexual morals were empirical, Nellie, as an attractive woman, had been approached by a number of men. The following things had happened. One Saturday night at the club the Fallows had introduced her to a young house guest named Ballard. He asked her to dance and when he took her in his arms she felt a galvanic flash of sexuality, much stronger than anything she had ever felt for Nailles. She could tell that he was equally disturbed. They moved absentmindedly over the floor. If he asked her to go out with him to his car she could not have refused and why should she? She was in the throes of the most profound sexual attraction of her life. He didn't ask her to go out. He didn't have to. They were both pale. He simply gave her his arm and they walked off the floor but as they passed the bar someone shouted: 'Fire, fire, fire!' The bar began to fill up with smoke and the drinkers poured out into the corridor, jostling the lovers. Then down the hall came Nailles, carrying a brass fire extinguisher, and plunged into the smoke-filled room. The band went on playing but all of the dancers left the floor and crowded in the doorways. The fire department was there in a few minutes and the bartenders, coughing and weeping, began to carry the bottles out into the hallway, two by two. A white canvas firehose was dragged along the crimson carpet but they got the fire under control without having to inundate the place. When Nailles finally came out of the gutted room, smeared with soot, Nellie ran to his side and said: 'Oh, my darling. I was worried about you.' Then they went home and she never saw or thought of Ballard again.
Among the village libertines was a man named Peter Spratt although he was naturally known as Jack. His wife was a heavy drinker and there was endless speculation about whether his philandering had begun with her drinking or vice versa. At parties he often took Nellie aside and spoke about what he would do if they were ever left alone. She was not offended and was sometimes provoked. He borrowed Nailles's hedge clipper on Saturday. At Monday noon he rang the bell. Nellie answered the door. He stepped into the hall, put the hedge clipper onto a chair and giving Nellie an amorous and penetrating look that made her head swim said: 'Now I've got you alone.' Whether or not Nellie could have resisted him will never be known because Nailles was upstairs in bed with a bad cold. 'Who's there, dear,' he asked, 'who's there, sweetheart.' He appeared at the head of the stairs in his bathrobe and pajamas. 'Why Jack,' he said, 'why aren't you working.'
'I thought I'd take a day off,' Jack said.
'Well have a drink, come in and have a drink.' Nellie got the ice and the two men had a drink. Spratt never tried again.
Another philanderer in the neighborhood-Bob Harmon-had several times asked Nellie to lunch with him and at a time when she was bored with Nailles and his worries about mouthwash, she accepted. She was thirty-eight years old and what harm could there be in flirting over a restaurant table with a good-looking man? They met in a midtown bar and instead of taking her to a restaurant he took her to an apartment. Here was all the paraphernalia for a seduction, including champagne and caviar. She ate a caviar sandwich and drank a glass of wine while he began to tell her how barren his life had been until he met her. He had still not moved towards her when either
