“That’s not what you said a few minutes ago. You seemed pretty happy with the way it moved around.”
“Thai women learn early,” she says with an affectionate squeeze, “to seem happy.”
He stretches his right arm as far as it will go, and his fingers knock against a small box and just brush the base of the lamp on the bedside table. Rose raises her hand far enough to sink claws lightly into his stomach, and he gives up and relaxes into the pillow. “I
Rose bumps him with her hip and adds emphasis with a little fingernail action around the navel. “I’d be happier with a cigarette.”
“So? We’re in Bangkok, not Los Angeles. People are allowed to smoke in Bangkok.”
“They’re in the living room,” she says. Then she says, “I think I should stop smoking in front of Miaow.”
“If Miaow’s in the room at the moment,” Rafferty says, “smoking is the least of our worries.”
“Listen to yourself. After all those years on the street, do you think there’s anything Miaow doesn’t know about sex?”
“She’s probably theoretically familiar with the grunt mechanics,” Rafferty says. “But the secrets of unendurable pleasure indefinitely prolonged, the mystical tantric sexual techniques of the masters-I doubt she knows much about those.”
“Was that what you just did? I should have paid attention.” Rose runs the tip of her tongue over his shoulder. “The ‘grunt mechanics’? Do I grunt?”
“Like a sumo wrestler.”
“You’re just being sweet.” He can hear the smile in her voice.
“We’re not getting much done, are we?” he asks.
Rose turns her head so her lips brush his chest when she talks, and the hairs on the back of his neck snap to attention. “Aren’t we?”
“Well, I was going to turn on the light. Then you wanted a cigarette. Instead we’re just lying here.”
“Actually, I was waiting for you to get up and bring it to me. It’s my happybirthday, isn’t it?”
“It was. Must be three or four in the morning by now.”
“Already?” She stretches. “I guess I did have fun.”
He jams his eyes shut tight, makes a widemouthed goblin’s face in the dark to relieve the tension building in his chest, and lets his features return to normal. “I have something for you,” he says, flipping back the covers and getting up.
“Besides the cigarette? Turn on the light, I want to look at you.”
“Not a chance. Women are the only people who look good naked.”
“Some of us actually do like men,” Rose says.
“It’s not that we’re not
“Sometimes I worry about you,” she says.
“Why’s that?” He is halfway to the door.
“No one can really be as much like he seems to be as you are.”
“I’ll think that over,” he says. “I’m sure it means something.”
After the darkness of the bedroom, its one small window blocked by the air conditioner, the living room is milky with the light that spills through the glass door to the balcony, Bangkok wattage bouncing off the low clouds. The remainder of the lopsided cake sits on the table. The sight of it makes him smile, despite the electric jitter that’s broadcasting random bursts of alternating current through his nervous system.
He pulls a pristine pack of Marlboro Lights from the jumble of clutter in the purse, peels the cellophane strip, and worries one out. As he passes through the open doorway into the bedroom, Rose snaps on the light. He slams his eyes shut against the glare. When he opens them again, he sees Rose, sitting up in bed with the sheet pooled around her hips, looking brown and amused. For the thousandth time, he notices how the light bounces off the polished skin of her shoulders, how the smooth muscles announce themselves in shadows on her flat stomach.
“I don’t know,” she says, giving him an appraising glance. “Maybe you
“Not at the Queen’s Corner,” he says, crossing the room self-consciously and slipping under the sheets. “Last time I was in there, half the girls weren’t.”
“Weren’t what?” she says, taking the cigarette.
“Weren’t girls.”
She lights the cigarette, draws deeply, and regards it with comfortable satisfaction. “Did you think they were pretty?”
“Who?” He breathes in the smoke she exhales, seeking to soothe his nerves, wanting one himself.
“The ladyboys.” Thai transvestites have an enthusiastic following among the international cognoscenti and have become a standard attraction in many of the go-go bars.
“No. They always look like. . I don’t know, plastic fruit or something. They don’t seem to have real faces, or even a real age. They look like they might come in jars.”
“Pay them enough and I’m sure they’ll come in a jar for you.”
“Rose,” he says. His heart is beating irregularly.
“Uh-oh,” Rose says. She studies his face. “What’s happening?”
“I didn’t give you your present.” He reaches out and takes the cigarette from her and inhales it hard enough to blow a hole in his back. He is immediately sweepingly, reelingly dizzy. “Jesus,” he says. “I can’t believe I used to do that on purpose.”
Rose is bent slightly toward him, watching him closely. She takes the cigarette and looks down at it. “Most people don’t try to smoke the whole thing at once.”
“So-” Rafferty says, and stops. The silence widens around them like a ripple in the center of a pond.
“Poor baby,” Rose says, keeping her eyes on the cigarette as she mashes it in the ashtray. “All those words in your head, and they’re not there when you need them.”
“It’s almost four a.m.,” Rafferty says, in full retreat. “Coffee. Coffee is the answer.” He grabs the bubble-gum pink robe Miaow made him buy at the weekend market at Chatuchak. Between the color and the cheerful, slightly fey yellow dragon embroidered on the back, it always makes him feel like Bruce Lee’s gay stand-in. “Coming?”
She grimaces. “You mean, get up?”
“I know it’s drastic.”
“Wait,” she says, and reaches down to a small zippered bag on the floor. Her hand comes up with a tube of lipstick and a loose Kleenex, and she applies the lipstick quickly and blots it, all in one swift, professional movement. “Ready for anything,” she says. She tosses the sheets aside and rises, almost six feet of flawless naked woman. As always, she looks to Rafferty like some ambitious new stage of evolution, an inspired draft of Woman 3.0, a human Car of the Future. She turns her back to pick up the towel she invariably wraps around her, and Rafferty tears his eyes from the long shadowy gully of her spine and the tablespoon-size dimples above her buttocks, and grabs the box on the table. He drops it into his pocket on the way out of the room. Bumping against his hip, it feels as big as a watermelon.
The fluorescent lights reveal a kitchen that looks like it was used for grenade practice. Flour dusts the counters. Virtually every bowl, utensil, and platter Rafferty owns has ambled out of the cupboard, coated itself with something sticky, and assumed its least flattering angle. He pulls a bag of coffee beans from the freezer and drops a couple of fistfuls into the grinder, clearing a space on the counter with his pink silk forearm.
“One cake?” Rose says behind him. “All this for one cake?”
“But what a cake.” The whir of the grinder fills the room. Silently counting to twelve, Rafferty reaches up into the cabinet with his free hand and takes down a box of coffee filters. He drops the box to the counter and uncaps the coffee grinder. “Perfect,” he says, studying the grind. He opens the box of filters and pulls out a nest of tightly clustered paper cones. As always, the edges are stuck together. He ruffles them ineffectually with his thumb, trying without much hope to separate a single filter from the clump.
“You were going to say something,” Rose says, her eyes on his hands. The lowered lids make it hard for him to read her expression. The towel is brilliantly white against the dusk of her skin.
“Yes.” He manages to pry free a little clot of four filters, a minor triumph. He lets his hands drop to hide the