They arrived at the cottage. The door was standing open. “Here goes!” said Agatha.
She rang the bell beside the door, suddenly aware that she was wearing trousers, a shirt blouse and flat sandals. I’m letting my appearance slip, thought Agatha. I haven’t been to the beautician in ages. I hope to God I’m not growing a moustache. She nervously felt her upper lip. Was that a hair? She fumbled in her handbag and took out a powder compact and peered in the little mirror.
“Yes? Can I help you?”
Agatha lowered the compact and found Mrs. Essex staring curiously at her.
Agatha tucked the compact hurriedly in her handbag. She introduced both of them as friends of Miss Jellop and said they had come to offer their condolences.
“Too kind,” said Mrs. Essex. Her protruding eyes stared at Agatha’s face with such intensity that Agatha wondered if she was, after all, sprouting a moustache.
“We would like to talk to you about your sister,” said Agatha.
“Why?”
Agatha took a deep breath. Where had all her old confidence gone? “I have helped the police on murder cases before,” she said. “I thought we might be able to help find out who murdered your sister if we could ask you a few questions.”
“But I have already told the police all I know!”
John edged in front of Agatha. He gave Mrs. Essex a charming smile. “As you may know, I write detective stories.”
“What’s your name again?”
“John Armitage.”
Her pale lips parted in a smile. “Why, I saw you on the
Hardly the grieving sister, thought Agatha sourly as she followed John into the cottage.
“I’m just making an inventory of everything,” said Mrs. Essex. “Poor Ruby never spent much on herself.”
Ruby, thought Agatha. So that was her first name. Momentarily distracted, she began to wonder about the first names of other women in the ladies’ society where the tradition was to use second names.
Then she realized John was speaking. “Your sister phoned Mrs. Bloxby, the vicar’s wife, asking her to call round as she had something to tell her, but by the time Mrs. Bloxby got here, your sister was dead. Did Miss Jellop say anything at all to you that might indicate she knew something dangerous about someone?”
“No, because we didn’t speak. We had a falling-out. I was amazed when the police told me they had found Ruby’s will and that she had left everything to me. In fact, she had changed her will the day before she died.”
Agatha’s bearlike eyes gleamed. “Who had she left her money to in the previous will?”
“To that curate. The one who was murdered. Poor Ruby. She was always getting these schoolgirl crushes on some man or another.”
“And you didn’t know anything about it?” asked Agatha.
Those protruding eyes fastened on Agatha’s face with a flash of malicious intelligence. “Meaning did I murder my sister the minute I knew she’d changed her will? You should leave detecting to your friend here.”
“Might there be something among her papers?” put in John quickly. “Letters or diary or something?”
“You’ll need to ask the police. They took all her papers away. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a lot to do.”
“Will you sell the cottage?” asked Agatha.
“I don’t know. Maybe keep it for holidays and weekends. My husband’s due to retire soon.”
“When did you last speak to your sister?” asked Agatha.
“Must have been about three years ago.”
“Not much there,” said John gloomily as they walked back down through the village. “You know, the car has caused a decline in gossip in English villages. I suppose not so long ago one would see people standing gossiping and walking about. Now a lot of them even use their cars to drive a few yards to the village stores.”
“But that means empty roads and lanes,” said Agatha impatiently. “Surely a stranger would have been noticed. Unless it was someone masquerading as a local reporter. The village is fed up with the press. They see someone that looks like a journalist and they shy away. I can tell a genuine journalist a mile off.”
“How?”
“Even if they’re well-dressed, they carry a shabby sort of people-pleasing alcoholism about with them.”
“You’re sour because you were a public relations officer.”
“You’re right,” said Agatha reluctantly. “I hated crawling to the bastards.”
“I can’t imagine you crawling,” said John. “I can imagine you frightening them into writing what you wanted them to write.”
This was in fact true but Agatha didn’t want to hear it or believe it. She still saw herself as a waiflike creature – shy, vulnerable and much put-upon. Sometimes when she looked in a full-length mirror, she could not believe that the stocky, well-groomed woman looking back at her was really herself.
They walked on in silence and then Agatha said, “What next?”
“Just keep on trying. London tomorrow.”
? The Case of the Curious Curate ?
6
You look very nice,” commented John when Agatha got into his car the next morning. Agatha was wearing a silky gold jersey suit. It had a short skirt. Her best feature, her legs, were encased in sheer tights and her feet in high-heeled sandals.
“Thanks,” said Agatha gruffly. She had decided it was time she started dressing up again, not, she told herself, that this sudden desire to smarten her appearance had anything to do with John Armitage. She wished she had elected to drive them herself. There was something about John doing all the driving that was making her feel diminished. Agatha liked to feel in charge at all times. Subconsciously she had felt that putting on her best clothes might prompt some sexual interest in her from John, and in that way, she would have the upper hand. But what Agatha’s subconscious decided hardly ever reached the conscious part of her brain.
“Look at that dreadful advertisement,” exclaimed John, driving along the M40.
“What? Where?”
“We passed it. It said, ‘Only ninety-one shopping days to Christmas.’ ”
“The shops are full of Christmas crackers and wrapping already,” said Agatha. “The adults have ruined Christmas for the children with all this commercialism.”
“Wrong. The children have ruined Christmas for the adults.”
Agatha looked at him, puzzled. “How do you explain that?”
“They’ve come to expect to get exactly what they want. I know all this from friends of mine with children. Something new comes out in July, say. They clamour for it. No use saying, ‘Wait till Christmas.’ They have to have it right away because it’ll be old hat by Christmas. They don’t want surprises. They want what they demand. So there are no shining faces under the Christmas tree, radiant with surprise and gratitude. Only complaints like, ‘Why did you buy me this computer game? It’s
“But surely it’s the parents’ fault. Can’t they put their foot down and say, ‘You’ll get what we give you and nothing costing more than five pounds’?”
“And never, ever be forgiven? It’s the kids these days who have to keep up with the Joneses. They don’t want to go back to school after the holidays and be unable to compete with the others. I’m going away for Christmas.”
“Where?”
“Don’t know. Stick a pin in the map.”
“I’ll probably go away somewhere myself, but only for a short time. I don’t like leaving my cats.”
“Your cats seem to adore Doris Simpson.”
“They’re my cats!”
