Arthur Lenz is seated behind a cherry desk in a worn leather chair much like the one my father used in his medical office. But Lenz smells of cigarettes, not cigars. And his office is spartan compared to the Dickensian clutter of my father’s sanctum sanctorum.
My first thought when Lenz looks up is that I pegged him wrong in New Orleans. There he seemed a handsomer version of William F. Buckley Jr. Now, seated silently behind the ornate desk with his iron gray hair and gold-rimmed spectacles, he seems to have morphed into a more sinister character-Donald Sutherland in one of his heavier roles. Lenz gives me a perfunctory smile and motions me toward a sleek black couch that reminds me of an orthodontist’s chair.
“Did you transport Miles to an alternate dimension?” I ask.
He looks puzzled. “Here are your printouts,” I say quickly, dumping the contents of my briefcase on the center of his desk.
Lenz gives the laser-printed pages a quick scan, then slips them into a desk drawer. “I was about to have some tea sent in,” he says. “Care for some?”
So this is how he means to play it: two supercivilized males sitting here sipping tea. “Got any Tabs?”
“Tabs?”
“You know, the drink.
The psychiatrist’s mouth crinkles with distaste. “There’s a vending machine in the building next door. I suppose I could send my receptionist over for some.”
“Fine. Normally, I’d be gracious, but since you’re the one picking my brain, I insist. I need some caffeine.”
“Tea has caffeine.”
“But it ain’t got
Lenz pushes a button on a desk intercom and makes the request. It reminds me of the old
“What’s funny, Mr. Cole?”
“Nothing. Everything. You’re wasting time talking to me. Your UNSUB could be out there killing another woman right this second.”
“Yes, he could. But you don’t seem to grasp the fact that you and Mr. Turner are the only direct lines into this case. And as for wasting time, I frequently spend hours interviewing janitors or postmen whose only connection to a case may be that they walked past the crime scene.”
I don’t respond to this.
Lenz smiles like he’s my favorite uncle or something. “I know the couch seems camp. But it does tend to concentrate the mind.” He takes a pencil from the pocket of his pinpoint cotton shirt and taps the eraser on a blank notepad in front of him. “Lie back and relax, Mr. Cole.”
The soft leather couch wraps itself around my back like beach sand, which tells me it does anything but concentrate the mind. Lenz’s ceiling tiles tell me his roof has leaked before. He modulates his deep voice into a fatherly
“This is not a formal interview,” he says. “Psychological profiling is not an exact science. Any wet-nosed FBI trainee could question you about the homicidal triangle: bed-wetting, fire starting, cruelty to animals. I use a different approach. Despite the attempts of thousands to discredit Sigmund Freud, I still believe the old grouch was onto something regarding the importance of sexual experiences.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Are you familiar with Nietzsche’s epigram?”
“That tired old saw about monsters and the abyss?”
“No, this.” Suddenly Lenz is speaking harsh German that sounds like Erich von Stroheim in
“I didn’t catch that, Doctor.”
“Forgive me. ‘The degree and kind of a man’s sexuality reach up into the ultimate pinnacle of his spirit.’ ”
“I’ve seen that on EROS.”
“I happen to believe it. I’m going to ask you some very personal questions. I hope you’ll answer frankly. You may feel a bit harried. I tend to jump from subject to subject, following my nose, as it were. Please try to remember that there is no personal motive behind my questions.”
“What is the worst thing you’ve ever done, Mr. Cole?”
The question takes me off guard. “I’m not sure I understand.”
“What could be simpler? Please answer.”
“You don’t waste much time on foreplay, do you?”
“What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?”
“Next question.”
Lenz sighs in frustration, but I don’t really care. “Very well. What moment are you proudest of in your life?”
“What is this?” I ask, trying to get some idea of how to handle this guy.
“Mr. Cole, did you come here expecting to look at Rorschach blots? Perhaps to say the first thing that popped into your head when I said words like ‘breast’ or ‘hate’?”
“I guess I thought you were going to ask me about EROS.”
“EROS, you, Turner-it’s all one package, isn’t it? For the moment I’m concerned with you personally. Moments of shame and pride are frequently things people keep to themselves. The acts that cause these emotions often illuminate the extreme boundaries of the personality. If I know the extremes, I know the man. So please try to answer frankly. Yes?”
“Okay.”
“Would you consider yourself what laymen call a control freak?”
“Yes. I guess that makes two of us.”
“Do you masturbate regularly?”
“Don’t you?”
“Is that a yes?”
“I’m still waiting for your answer.”
Lenz gives a faint smile. “Do you masturbate while communicating on EROS?”
“Occasionally.”
“Would you say most subscribers use EROS as an aid to masturbation?”
“I’m sure most of them
“What do you think about when you masturbate?”
“That’s my business.”
“Mr. Cole.”
“Women, of course.”
“Women doing what?”
“What do you think?”
“That you’re being evasive.”
“What the hell do you want to know?”
“Do you have violent fantasies?”
“Such as?”
“Women bound, for example.”
“No.”
“Women making sounds of supplication?”
“No.”
“Women in pain?”
