Even immediate sailing orders could not rush us.'
'Then we should be doubly grateful to you and Mister Railsford,' Alan said with a smarmy smile of thankfulness.
'God, but you are sickening when you are in need of something,' Cheatham said, but without any malice. He was not so much older than they, in his mid-twenties, and when not called by duty to be serious, could show a merry and waggish disposition. 'I do not want to know what hellishness you had planned, Avery, but with Lewrie, you are in good hands for discovering it. Too good, in faith.'
'Aye, sir,' Avery replied, hiding his good humor.
'You are to return on time, properly clean and sober, or Railsford and I shall suffer for it,' Cheatham instructed sternly. 'Were you going ashore alone there would be no questions asked, but with Lewrie…'
'I could attend you and return without sport, sir,' Alan said after a long moment of thought. Damme, I do want to get ashore devilish bad, but not if it causes ill will for Railsford or Cheatham. They're practically the only allies I have, he thought.
'No, I'll not turn a lone midshipman loose on the town,' Cheatham said after mulling that offer over. 'Where I suspect he's going, there are lower elements, and you're a stout enough buck to keep him safe. And sometimes show enough sense to avoid bad situations. Even if our captain… well.' Cheatham might have said more regarding their lord and master's puritanical streak, his sudden aversion to Lewrie that no one had yet found a reason for, but that would have been open insubordination about the officer appointed by the Crown over every aspect of their lives. It also would have been injurious to good discipline, especially said in front of the hands who were now working up a ruddy sweat at the oars.
'I'll not let him come to harm, sir,' Alan said sincerely, 'or get anyone in trouble. My word on it, sir.'
'Very well,' Cheatham said.
It had all, indeed, begun innocently enough, like most things that Alan Lewrie had gotten into. They had climbed to the wharf at the tip of the town's battery, and had made their way to a public house for a pint or two of cool ale. While there, they had discovered the location of the best house that could offer a good meal, had repaired to an establishment named by the publican and had eaten a magnificent dinner such as they had not seen in weeks.
They shared a middling-sized beef steak that came sizzling from the grill on a pewter platter, split a roast chicken between them, crammed themselves with piping hot local bread made of corn meal and dripping with fresh butter, and had imbibed a bottle each of sinfully good wine, which being a rarity in the Carolinas, was also sinfully expensive. To clear their heads of wine fumes for the main activities of the leave, they had finished off with fresh- made pie and coffee.
'Anythin' else, suhs?' the waiter asked them, bringing a second pot of coffee. 'A pipe fer ya?'
'Not for me,' Avery said, wondering what a well set up fellow of approximately their own age was doing not in King's uniform.
'Where would one find some sport at this time of day?' Alan asked, opening the face of his silver and gold damascened pocket watch.
'Ya'll want sportin' ladies, ah take it?' the waiter leered, hoping for a better tip. To their nodded assents, he went on, 'This time o' day, most the good houses is closed, suhs. But they's some guhls ah know jus' down from the country that're… obligin' sorts,' he said, tipping them with a wink.
'Last time I was here I went to a place called Maude's,' Avery said with his best man-of-the-world air, or a good attempt at one.
'Army moved onta Wilmin'ton, so did Maude's, suh,' the waiter told them.
'Mother Lil's?' Alan asked, remembering his earlier adventure.
'Got ruint, suh. Parish didn't lahk 'em makin' such a row ever' naght. Patrols busted 'em up. Ain't been the same since.'
'We could always fall back on your widows, Alan,' David said.
'Not if we have to be back at the end of the first dog,' Lewrie said. 'That might do for me, but not for you. Had we several days, an introduction might do you good, but not for such a short acquaintance.'
'Lady Jane's, suh,' the waiter said with a knowing leer.
'I mind a Lady Jane's that used to be in Savannah,' Alan said, after thinking back on the gossip he had dredged up in his last visit.
'Tha's the one, suh. Got a nahce li'l place up the Cooper bank, lotsa pretty young guhls. Two ah toldja 'bout works there. You tell 'em Mayhew said 'twas alright, they treat yuh special, seein' it's yer birthday an'all.'
They decided on the place, paid the bill, and left Mayhew a shilling for his information and directions. Once out on the bustling street, they had to stick to the shade to avoid the direct heat of the sun, which was as fierce as any latitude they had left. They found the house.
'I don't know, Alan,' David said, mopping his streaming face with a handkerchief. The house was far away from the main town environs on the banks of the Cooper River, a planter's mansion gone to seed from the early days of the colony, now surrounded by ramshackle warehouses, empty piers, and scabrous cottages and shacks crammed together any old how. The yard was overgrown with weeds and once-trimmed plantings gone riot in the sultry climate. The house itself needed some porch repairs and a good coat of paint.
'Well, it's not Drury Lane,' Alan said, noticing how commercial the neighborhood looked, and also how quiet and abandoned in the worst heat of the day. 'But then it's not Seven Dials, either. It's your birthday, David. Mayhap there's other places further back in town, but the closer we get to the port, the more the chance for the pox.'
'Well, we could knock,' David said, 'and if we don't like what we see, we can leave.'
'Amen to that,' Alan said. 'If nothing else, we can get something cool to drink. I feel ruddy as a roasting pan.'
They went up onto the porch, plied the heavy door knocker, and half a minute later the door was opened by a large black houseservant.
'Lady Jane's?' Alan asked, when it was evident that Avery's tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth at the sight of the man and his bulk.
'It is, suhs. Yo early. Come on in, why doncha?' the black servant said in a menacing deep voice. 'Ah'll fetch the miz'ress.'
'Well…' David said, hesitating still.
'Y'all kin have sumpun' cool whal ya waits, suhs,' the man offered, opening the door fully and waving an arm toward the interior.
That decided Alan, at any rate. He stepped through the doors into the dim coolness of the house, shut up against the searing heat of the day. It had a musty smell, as all closed houses do, overlaid with a redolence of perfume and drinks spilled in the dim past, the faint scent of bedchambers used for sport so long that the sweat and the juices had clung to the wallpaper and drapes. Smells like a bawdy house, alright, he told himself.
David followed him in, and they were steered into a receiving salon to the right, a room of more than usual seediness. The furnishings were worn and rickety, the walls stained by rain or seepage, and the paint peeling in places. The threadbare velvet drapes were closed tight against the light of day, and a table candelabra burned, livening the gloom and attempting to hide the shabbiness with a romantic aura.
'Ah 'spec yo young gemmuns cayah fo some wine whal yo waits,' the black man said from the doors, and disappeared into the hallway, leaving them to their own thoughts.
'What will the tariff be, do you expect?' David asked, removing his cocked hat and fanning himself with it, eyeing a place to sit but not trusting the snowy whiteness of his breeches seat to the dubious condition of the upholstery.
'Nothing near a duke's ransom, I'd expect.' Alan laughed. 'Still, we have six candles burning in midday, and good beeswax, too, not country-made tallow dips. Must do a damned good trade here.'
'But not over a crown?' David asked, fingering his purse.
'I sincerely doubt it. Here now, we split our meal, but it is your birthday after all. Let this be my treat,' Alan offered.
'Done,' David said quickly, which dispelled all his doubts of the establishment. 'Like Tom Jones of fiction, you show a generosity of spirit.'
'But get into more mischief,' Alan said.
