And then the silence between the line began to get scratchy…and so did the voice…
“And, Jiff, about that old iron forge in your backyard? You use that for a barbecue sometimes, don’t you?”
Jiff’s mouth stretched open. “Well, yeah, but what’s that got to do—”
“And I happen to know that your mother wants you to get it fired up so you can start smoking some ham hocks in it, isn’t that right?”
“How…can you know…
More scratching over the line. “Start thinking about some
The phone was hot against Jiff’s ear.
“You won’t understand it all right now, Jiff, but believe me, in time, you will.” Then the crackling faded, and clarity came back to the line.
“—for example, a 4.4 percent interest rate on a ten-month CD for starters. So please feel free to come down to the bank at your convenience, Mr. Butler, and I’d be happy to discuss a solid, protected investment package with you.”
“Uh, uh, yeah. Sure.”
Jiff hung up.
He stared out the window for a long time, and the thing he stared at the most was the old forge.
The man on the phone was right: Jiff didn’t understand it all yet, but he did have a strange feeling he’d be calling J.G. Sute back in the very near future and maybe even inviting him out to the inn.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
This is a revised edition of
HIGH PRAISE FOR EDWARD LEE!
“The living legend of literary mayhem. Read him if you dare!”
—Richard Laymon, Author of
“Edward Lee’s writing is fast and mean as a chain saw revved to full-tilt boogie.”
—Jack Ketchum, Author of
“He demonstrates a perverse genius for showing us a Hell the likes of which few readers have ever seen.”
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“Edward Lee continues to push the boundaries of sex, violence and depravity in modern genre lit.”
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“One of the genre’s true originals.”
—The Horror Fiction Review
“The hardest of the hardcore horror writers.”
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“Lee excels with his creativity and almost trademark depictions of violence and gruesomeness.”
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“A master of hardcore horror. His ability to make readers cringe is legendary.”
—Hellnotes
Other books by Edward Lee
THE GOLEM
BRIDES OF THE IMPALER
HOUSE INFERNAL
SLITHER
THE BACKWOODS
FLESH GOTHIC
MESSENGER
INFERNAL ANGEL
CITY INFERNAL