The Minotauress

deleterious while growing up. They become serial killers in adulthood simply because of a genetic predilection.'

'Huh?' Balls repeated.

'It's an innate impulse, just as it's an innate impulse for a dog to chase a rabbit. These men, these monsters of the modern world, become serial killers purely and simply because it's in their nature.'

To Balls, the dissertation was barely comprehendible, but he understood enough. Like a dog chasin' a rabbit... It's in their nature...

Further discourse was then severed when the barkeep re-appeared with another pitcher. Dicky returned presently, and noticed an immediate reversal in his partner's previous preoccupation with morbidity.

'Ya knows what, Dicky? I feel a shitload better right now.'

'Well that's dang great, Balls.'

'And it's 'cos'a that guy over there,' and he pointed to the guy in the white shirt, who was lighting what was likely his twentieth cigarette of the night. Balls slapped a five down on the bar. 'Barkeep! Get that Poindexter-lookin' dude in the white shirt over there a drink on me.'

'Comin' right up.'

White Shirt looked flattered. 'Much obliged.'

Balls raised his mug. 'Here's to our natures... '

Dicky raised his. 'And here's to makin' money!'

White Shirt raised his. 'And here's to providence'—he winked—'and I don't mean Rhode Island... '

PART two:

EPIPHANIES

ONE MONTH LATER

(I)

Snot McKully had stump-grinder breath and teeth the size and color of lima beans; he was technically the man who owned one of those old manual drills—properly termed a 'brace' drill. Not the kind that worked like an egg-beater; instead, it was shaped like a squared-off U with outward protrusions. The bit was set into one protrusion, a bearing'd palm-wheel was fixed on the other. The manufacture's name—Stanley—could still be detected beneath the tarnished steel, and locked into its chuck was an 8-inch long double-twist auger bit, 3/8th of an inch wide and, anyway, the sequence of events that led up to the instance of Tritt 'Balls' Conner cranking that bit into the girl's head was multifarious and rich.

It belonged to Snot McKully, and it was made back when elbow grease was more accessible than electricity.

The idea had simply 'occurred' to Balls when he'd seen the drill lying by the main fermentation tung. An epiphany?

Yes.

The tool was a psychic totem of sorts, the Angel of Dementia that whispered into Balls' ear just as surely as Gabriel had whispered into the ear of Christ's mother Mary.

This took place exactly one month after Balls had met up with Dicky in front of Pip Brothers Laundromat two days out of the clink, and given Dicky the money for the Rock Crusher transmission... and in a sense, the affair was an epiphany for Dicky as well. That El Camino was now probably the fastest car in the county, and this is why he and Balls had been hired immediately to run illegal liquor from local stills into the 'dry' sectors of Kentucky. It wasn't much of a work ethic but at least they were making money. The car, purely and simply, had gotten them the job.

Here's how it went...

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When Balls and Dicky got out of the ‘Mino, the barefoot and overalled bulk of Snot McKully rose from a wood table on which he appeared to be playing checkers with himself. Snot wore a straw hat; his face, within an untrimmed beard, seemed inflated and red at the edges. Balls thought of a balloon with eyes, mouth, and nose drawn on, and rimmed with Brillo. McKully sneered, showing the aforementioned lima-bean teeth when the ‘Mino pulled up.

'Don't talk shitty to him now, Balls,' Dicky warned. 'Snot don't take no shit, and remember, he is payin' us... '

Balls' eyes darkened below the John Deere hat, his black goatee tightening in some resentment. 'Shee-it, Dicky, he's got tits bigger'n his wife's, and he ain't payin' us what we'se worth.'

Dicky seemed nervous, a trait that had been growing on him since he and Balls had become 'partners' in this venture of commerce and  other less-seemly ventures. 'Yeah, well, Balls, ya know, a hunnert a week just fer five twennie-five gallon runs ain't bad—'

'It's piss, Dicky. Clyde Nale lets us haul a hunnert gallons per run. Why not this guy? Don't never let a man take ‘vantage of ya. That's the first thing I learnt my first day in the joint,' and then Balls, Webley .455 stuck in his belt, walked determinedly across the clearing which housed McKully's largest operational still.

Balls liked the smell of a backwoods still: the sharp vapors of the diamond-clear liquor itself, and that tinge of burnt corn. Piles of corn lay about, and pyramids of empty gallon jugs. Coils of copper tube hopped from one tank to another, and beneath the main tank a hefty fire crackled.

Beside a chicken coop, a '64 Ford Fairlane station wagon sat up on blocks, its hood up. A man who looked like a 100-year-old version of Larry on the Three Stooges was idly scraping rust off the battery terminals with a stiff wire brush. A dirty little girl, early teens, filled plastic jugs with moonshine from a large drum standing on props. Greasy blonde hair hung over her face. Skinny legs and arms but a distended belly told Balls she was dirty in more ways than one. Beside her, a mangy baby sat into the dirt, in brown-stained diapers. When it began to cry, the girl leaned over and poured some moonshine into its mouth. 'There, there, Little Snot, jest you have a nip. It'll settle ya down,' and then she went back to filling the jugs. But Balls' crotch stirred a bit when she'd leaned over, the baggy overalls drooping below her chest. Balls saw nipples like cherry tomatoes.

Dicky's belly jigged when he trotted up. 'Howdy there, Mr. McKully!'

McKully glared. 'Boys. Yer early. I like that,' but he pronounced like as 'lak.'

'A‘corse we'se early,' Balls said. ''Cos we'se efficient'n reliable. Gotta be ta be the best ‘shine runners in the state.'

McKully thumbed closed his left nostril, tilted his head, then fired a streamer of discolored mucus upward,