The Minotauress

thighs with her knees bent over the bed's edge. 'Watch my titties'n cunny... '

Well, I know what titties are, the Writer thought. And I presume that 'cunny' is a vaginal reference...  'Um, sure.'

Nancy closed her eyes and leaned her head back. A delectable pink tongue glazed her lips, and she began taking slow, deep breaths though her nose. She was obviously concentrating on something with great focus. The trim stomach moved slowly in and out and, next, she was moaning ever so lightly.

The Writer's gaze switched from her breasts to her crotch, then back to her breasts. And what breasts they are, he had to note. His drunkenness began to struggle with his stubborn celibacy, as his loins began to percolate quite like a coffee pot. His gaze fixed on the nipples, pink as her tongue and roughly the size of silver dollars but then—

Hmm...

The nipples began to increase in size, a fascinating transformation, like a dried sponge dropped in water, until they'd grown to a circumference of the bottom of a soup can. Even the breasts themselves seemed to gain girth, blood vessels presumably dilating by the command of her brain. Could he even see the gentle blue ghost-lines of veins pumping more blood into the coveted tissue? My God, the Writer thought. And not only did the areolae grow in circumference; they also grew in depth, until they stuck out like pink macaroons.

And when the Writer looked between her legs—

Gracious!

The pea-sized clitoris has transmogrified into a drunkard's nose.

'There!' Nancy celebrated. 'How ya like that?'

'You are woman not only of description-defying beauty, but one also of applaudable talent.'

She unconsciously tweezed her papillas, which were now the size of those mini-marshmallows, strawberry- flavored, of course. 'And I'se done it just by thankin.''

'Proof of the mind's power, indeed,' but the Writer had to keep wincing away from the tumid attributes.

She grinned coyly. 'Wanna know whats I was thankin' 'bout?'

'Uh, well... '

'I was thankin' 'bout you fistin' my cunny'n jerkin' yer peter off on my stomach, I was. Then just rubbin' all that warm cum all over my skin... '

'My, oh my... '

Now her bare foot trailed up the inside of the Writer's leg, and suddenly the toes were wriggling like an old Magic-Fingers over his crotch. The Writer felt his penis urp up an instantaneous effusion of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

'It's a real slow night,' she pointed out. 'And I ain't got another trick fer another half hour... '

The Writer knew an embarrassing wet spot was surely forming against his pants. He stepped back, careful not to stagger. 'Really, I must be going.'

'Aw, yeah,' she said, disheartened. 'Guess ya gots to git back to work on yer book—'

'Yes, yes, but have a good n—' and before he could bid her a good night, a side-glance showed him something familiar on her dresser.

It was a Therm-O-Fresh Food Saving System.

Very slowly, the Writer's gaze lolled back to the young prostitute. 'Hey, Nancy. Why do you have that Therm-O-Fresh machine?'

'Aw, we'se all have one,' she told him, nonchalant. 'They're fer—' but then, of course, the phone rang.

The Writer groaned.

'Oh, hi, Grandma,' Nancy said cheerily into the phone. 'Naw, kind'a slow tonight, only had three tricks so far, and two of 'em were blowjobs. But then there was this one fella comes in sometimes'n pays me fifty ta put it in my backside... Oh, yeah, but you'n ma was right—this is a great way ta make a livin'. I'se so happy I took yer advice.'

The Writer retreated from the room and closed the door.

His entire groin throbbed. How many years had it been since he'd masturbated? I cannot, I MUST NOT allow myself to succumb to primitivistic lust! he ordered himself. In order to be the best writer I CAN be, I must deprive myself of this volition-stealing vice, just as Salvador Dali accelerated his creative visions by depriving himself of sleep... There was too much stimulus around here, all these pretty prostitutes. I don't need to see any more of them tonight.

Just as he would enter his room, the plush blonde from downstairs exited the adjacent room with a look of need on her face. Grapefruit breasts sat in fishnet bra-cups like dainty hammocks.

'Beatrice, isn't it?' the Writer recalled.

'Yeah, but see me'n Anita gotta share a room'n right now she's got a trick. You mind if I use yer bathroom?'

What could he say? It won't take long...  'Of course, Beatrice. Come right in.'

He watched the white rump bounce in see-through, black panties, and when she turned, the dark tuft of pubic hair was all-too-apparent, poofing out the sheer material of the front.

She giggled. 'You kin watch if'n ya want,' and then she strode briskly into the bathroom.

There was no logical reason to want to watch a woman go to the bathroom; nevertheless, the Writer—much to his displeasure—was hijacked by the primitive male curiosity that was probably a mental mechanism similar to that which causes people to peer at car wrecks or dead animals in the road. After a few moments of deliberation, and as delicately as possible, the Writer stepped into the bathroom.

What is— he began.

Beatrice was not sitting on the toilet as one might expect. Instead, she lay on the floor, and jutted her shapely legs in the air in order to slip off her panties. And she'd brought something with her, but the Writer had been too busy visually assaying her physique to take note of that fact.

She'd brought her Therm-O-Fresh Food Storage System.

Just the unit itself, not the bags or jars. And she'd already taken the liberty of plugging it into the outlet where the Writer kept his electric toothbrush.

'A gal kin save a lot'a money with one'a these,' she said, on her back and with her legs widely spread. She'd already liberally lubricated her vulva as well as the machine's vacuum tube with saliva, and now, as she explained, she gingerly worked the tube into her vagina. 'Most all'a us got one now. See, whenevers we'se a week late on our period, nine times out'a ten'—of course, she'd pronounced the word times as 'tams'—'it means we'se knocked up,