'Smif,' Dexter said.
'Smif,' I amended. 'He has the makings of a first-rate cop.'
'No, thanks,' Dexter said, buttoning his pocket. 'I don't shine no more to cops than I do to riptahls.'
Hammond turned dark red.
'You're going to want Dexter to keep his mouth shut,' I said. Dexter zipped his lips closed. 'And neither Dexter nor I will keep our mouths shut if you don't let Angel go home to Daddy.'
Hammond wavered.
'I don't want Daddy,' Angel said in her New York cabdriver's accent. 'I want Dick.'
'You shut up,' I said to her.
Angel, Eleanor, and I were driving toward Venice. A police medic had bandaged our fingers and let us go. It was nine o'clock, and the rain was back with us. A patrol car, Hammond's compromise, was following at a demure distance.
'There has to be a cop,' Hammond had said. 'There has to be a report, Simeon. No discussion.' I'd let him win the point.
Eleanor had maintained a remote silence all the way. It was as though the interlude in the refrigerator had never happened. I reached over and took her bandaged hand. She withdrew it.
'I have to think,' she said. I put my hand back on the wheel. The kitten on her lap mewed twice.
'This is your kitty-cat, Angel,' Eleanor said to the little girl huddled in the back seat.
'Toldya I didn't want him,' Angel said spitefully. 'He's got fleas. He was her idea.' Angel, like Jessica, referred to her mother as 'her.' Another of Merryman's legacies.
'Just leave him in the car,' I said as I pulled to the curb in front of Caleb Ellspeth's house.
'You don't like cats,' Eleanor protested.
'I love cats,' I said, thinking about the way she'd pulled her hand away. 'I live for cats. I'm leaving all my money to a home for stray cats.'
'All your money,' Eleanor said pointedly. She'd seen me give a wad of it to Dexter.
'You've got your story,' I said. 'Come on, Angel, we're home.'
'Home?' Angel said, looking at the house. 'This junk heap?'
'Home is where the heart is,' I said, yanking her hand a little harder than I had to. She followed me sullenly up the walkway, with Eleanor one step back and two bewildered cops trailing behind us.
The porch light was on. When the door opened Ellspeth looked at me glacially and then stared at the cops. 'Look down,' I said.
He did, and saw Angel.
'Hello, darling,' he said. Angel said nothing. She was staring at her feet as though the answer to a riddle were written on her Alice in Wonderland shoes.
Ellspeth darted a questioning glance at me.
'All over,' I said.
He dropped to his knees in front of Angel. She looked past him. He took her hand between both of his and said, 'Angel.' One of the cops behind me shuffled his feet.
Eleanor put a slender hand between Angel's shoulder blades and patted her.
Angel drew a deep breath. Without looking at her father she said, 'Is Ansel here?'
Chapter 31
It was after ten by the time I got to Mrs. Yount's. With the kitten purring comfortably into my jacket, I trudged through the mud and climbed to the top of the wall that surrounded her awful little garden. I'd dropped Eleanor at home in a kind of monolithic silence.
All the lights inside were turned off, but the television screen was glowing. Mrs. Yount sat silhouetted on the floor on her old fur coat, her back to me, eating something out of a tall box. Crackers, maybe. She was looking at a woman named Linda Evans who was coming down an impossibly long stairway wearing a new fur coat.
'You're home, baby,' I whispered to the kitten. The kitten didn't say anything. I gathered my muscles and jumped.
I'd forgotten about the Great Wall of Bottles. I landed on top of it with a deafening, shattering tumult of breaking glass. I scrabbled to keep my balance as bottles rolled back and forth under my feet, and then I fell decisively on my backside. Broken glass bit my rear end through my trousers. To add insult to injury, the kitten began to claw at my stomach.
Inside, Mrs. Yount leapt up from the old fur coat and streaked toward the front of the apartment. She was screaming in some Balkan language. She pulled open a closet door and turned around, holding what looked in the half-light very much like a forty-five.
I cleared the wall in a single bound with the kitten still scrabbling at my viscera with its claws, and landed on my hands and knees in the mud. Behind me, there was a boom, and the sliding glass door was annihilated in a silvery cascade of glass.
Something right in front of my nose turned its body into a startled arc and spit at me. It was Fluffy, pink collar and all.
Fluffy hurtled off toward the front of the building and I heard the glass door sliding unnecessarily open. There couldn't have been much glass left. Mrs. Yount fired at the stars while I sprinted for the gray Camaro, bent over and keeping close to the ground.
I tossed the kitten roughly onto the front seat and then slid behind the wheel and tried to catch my breath. The kitten sat down calmly, licked one of its forepaws, and began to clean its face. I started to laugh. Mrs. Yount had always said she'd know in her bosom if Fluffy were dead. Two more shots boomed heavenward.
When I'd finished laughing, I drove home with my cat. Other Books by Timothy Hallinan The Simeon Grist Series
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