'Not enough to drink, Governor. There're lots of scattered water holes, but each can only sustain two or three thousand men, and many are up to a march apart. The Mekhani would love us to spread all over the place, letting them gather their numbers and come at us while we're divided.'
Nemtun grunted in understanding.
'What are you going to do about that?'
Ullsaard considered the question, grabbing an orange to fill the gap before his answer.
'When the bridge is built, we can stockpile better, and then we can launch a proper offensive. I'm just hoping they're stupid enough to have a few more goes at us over the summer.'
'Seems like you're making slow work of it.'
'When has war ever been speedy?'
'When I brought Anrair into the empire,' replied Nemtun. 'Two summers, that's all it took to get those barbarians to concede defeat.'
'It was a masterful campaign,' Ullsaard admitted. 'Though Anrair is very different from Mekha.'
'The same excuses,' Nemtun said, waving away Ullsaard's answer with a flick of his wrist. 'Just bloody well get it done. I've got labourers fucking and drinking and doing nothing else while they wait to go hotwards to build your town. I don't know why they were sent here first; dull Enairians and horny Ersuans filling up the streets and barracks, eating my food and chasing the local women.'
Ullsaard killed an angry retort and finally looked to Noran for help. The herald was peeling an orange with his knife and looked up at the sudden silence.
'It might not be Ullsaard's problem for much longer,' Noran said hurriedly, glancing between the general and the governor. 'Depending on Kalmud's state of health, I think Ullsaard might be taking over the Greenwater campaign.'
Ullsaard wanted to throttle Noran at that moment. Why had he brought up the Greenwater campaign with Nemtun? The governor grunted again; Ullsaard detected a note of disapproval.
'I am sure Kalmud will be healthy enough to rejoin his legions soon,' said Ullsaard, thinking that Nemtun was perhaps annoyed by Noran's assumption that Kalmud would be unwell for some time. 'Maybe before the winter, with any luck.'
'I don't know why Lutaar doesn't just ask me to do it,' grumbled Nemtun. 'I mean, who is better placed than me? I'm right on the river already, got plenty of experience.'
'I'm su-' began Noran but Nemtun cut him off.
'It's all well and good making sure his sons get in on the action, but I've had my eye on going hotwards along the Greenwater ever since I came to Geria.'
'I would have thought being a governor was far more rewarding and comfortable than the campaign road,' suggested Noran. 'All that bad food and… long marches.'
Ullsaard suppressed a smirk, imagining Nemtun waddling along at the head of a legion column, gut bulging between breastplate and kilt.
'You think I'm too old and fat?' rasped Nemtun, heaving himself to his feet to totter towards Ullsaard. 'Pah! It's sitting around here every day that got me this way. My heart and lungs are still strong; the fat would melt off me after a few days. Then I'd show you idiot youngsters how to lead a legion!'
Ullsaard could ignore the overstatement of Nemtun's victories but it was more than his mood could bear for his accomplishments to be dismissed so easily. He surged to his feet with a growl and confronted Nemtun, whose eyes were on a level with Ullsaard's chin.
'The Anrair tribes were ready to surrender after one summer, but you decided to take another year so you could add half-adozen pointless battles to your name; battles fought against half-hearted, broken warriors who just wished their chiefs would be allowed to hand over their weapons. If you were such a great leader, why didn't you press on into Salphoria?'
'Be warned, I am not a man to be mocked!' Nemtun's cheeks and chins trembled with indignation, his face growing ever redder. 'I ought to summon you to the bloodfield to teach your generation a few manners.'
Ullsaard couldn't stop the short laugh that erupted from his lips.
'I would not meet you there, even if you called my mother a whore,' the general said. 'You're right; you are too old and too fat to fight, either as a general or a warrior. I'd take no pleasure and no honour from gutting you on the bloodfield, so why would I bother?'
Noran was horrified and grabbed Ullsaard's arm, fearing perhaps that he would strike the governor. Instead, Ullsaard took a step back, picked up a bowl and raised it to Nemtun. 'Okharan spiced fish head, Governor?'
Nemtun's eyes flickered between the beady eyes of the dead fish and Ullsaard's hard stare. A smile crept across his thin lips, creating deep dimples. The governor plucked a fish head from the bowl and met Ullsaard's gaze.
'Go fuck your mother, Ullsaard,' Nemtun said amiably. 'You're not of the Blood; you're not even Askhan. Aalun's already promoted you beyond your ability. I've no idea what he sees in you. Hurry up; scurry off to Askh to wipe his arse for him. While Kalmud is incapacitated, you'll need to keep on Aalun's good side. Your shortcomings will become obvious soon enough. I'd start being very nice to the few friends you actually have; you never know when you might need them.'
The governor slumped back into the couch and continued, tossing the fish head at Ullsaard's feet.
'If you do get the Greenwater campaign, don't think of stopping off here on your way back from Askh, because there'll be no welcome for you. You know, sometimes stores get spoiled, or ships spring leaks.'
'Perhaps we should be getting away,' said Noran, stepping between the two of them. 'Early start and all of that.'
'We'll leave the governor to his party,' agreed Ullsaard, pulling his arm from Noran's tightening grip. 'I'm sure he needs to save his strength for that.'
The general turned sharply through the curtain, as Nemtun snarled a last retort.
'Enairian cockeater!'
Ullsaard's face was a mask of polite respect as he emerged into the main chamber. He cast around the room for Lerissa but the governor's wife was not to be seen. The old goats that had been crowding her were still present, with the glum looks of men who were sure they had missed a certain chance.
'I think that settles business for the evening,' he said to Noran, who had become quite pale and agitated. After another quick look for Lerissa, Ullsaard headed for the door. 'There's nothing else to keep us here.'
IV
Noran silently fumed during the ride back to the villa and Ullsaard said nothing. The herald kept his tongue while the ailurs were taken away and he led Ullsaard to one of the reception chambers. Servants in plain white tunics entered quickly, bringing wine and water. Ullsaard slouched on a rug and pulled one of the ewers next to him, pulling out the stopper with his teeth. Noran snatched the jug away, spilling red liquid onto the ochre tiled floor.
'You stinking heap of abada shit!' Noran snarled. Ullsaard smiled without shame. Noran wanted to punch or kick the idiot, but thought better of it and contented himself with hurling the jug against the wall. 'You selfish, childish, moronic, cock-gnawing…' He floundered around for the right words before giving up. 'Arsehole!'
Ullsaard's smile faded and Noran thought for a moment that he had gone too far.
'Nemtun only got what he deserved; the fat, useless toad,' grumbled Ullsaard.
'That's not the point!' shrieked Noran. He turned as a servant entered and started picking up pieces of the shattered jug. 'Get out! Get out!' The servant quickly retreated.
Noran began pacing again, stopping only to fill a cup to the brim with wine, downing half the contents in two long gulps.
'I really didn't need Nemtun as an enemy, you fucking idiot,' Noran rasped before finishing off the cup of wine. The sharp liquid took the edge off his anger a little. 'Why did you do it? Why in all the world did you pick a fight with him?'
'If he's got a problem with anybody, it'll be me,' Ullsaard said placidly. 'You've got nothing to worry
