Judge Celemin glowered at us, black robes gathered high on his shoulders like a vulture's wings. 'So pleased you could join us, Mr. Delgado. I trust you weren't too put out trying to make it here?'
Junior beamed. 'Not at all, Your Honor.'
The judge shifted his predacious attention to me. Given our tardiness, the public defender had moved on to another case across the corridor, but Judge Celemin had demanded that 'Mr. Delgado and whoever was responsible for his transportation' appear regardless. 'This is the second time Mr. Delgado, at the tender age of fourteen, has violated his probation by being apprehended in possession of spray-paint cans. You're his Big Brother?'
I found myself sweating. 'Guilty as charged, Your Honor.'
'You might want to think about the quality of the moral instruction you're imparting.'
'I have in fact been giving that a fair amount of consideration lately, Your Honor.'
'Surely your own recent experiences have taught you what the Sixth Amendment affords, Mr. Danner?'
I drew a complete blank. I used to have a great fear that I wasn't as smart as I thought I was. And it had been a great relief to discover that I was correct. Still, no professed grown-up wants to come up short on a topic taught in sixth-grade social studies. You get a certain distance from your schooling and you realize to your chagrin that you are that illiterate asshole who can't find Maryland on a map or name the planets in order. 'I assume it's not the right to arrive late to court.'
'Your guess is correct, Mr. Danner. Now, Mr. Delgado was down to his last shot here and elected to show up late, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to '
'It was my fault,' I said resignedly. 'I got caught up with… an appointment and picked him up late.'
An appointment? Light on your feet, Chandler.
And I'd thought that Judge Celemin's expression could not have evidenced more revulsion. 'Well. You will return tomorrow at the same time with Mr. Delgado's attorney, and we will settle this matter definitively.'
'Tomorrow's a bit hard for me, but I'm sure someone else can '
'What in the sentence I just said implied to you that I was inviting a discussion?'
'Nothing, Your Honor.'
'I need an adult's guarantee that this minor will be here tomorrow.'
'Me?'
'You are an adult?'
'Some might take issue with that, Your Honor.'
'I among them. But in the flawed justice system, Mr. Danner, we must work with what we have. As for your busy day tomorrow? I hate to inconvenience you. I'm an hour behind on my docket, so I know how difficult it can be when one's schedule is compromised.'
Junior chuckled the whole way out to the parking lot.
'Spit it out.'
'How 'bout we go to the movies, Big Brother?'
I screeched the car over and said, 'I'm done playing this game.
You're gonna tell me about the car you saw or I'm dumping your ass out here.'
He glanced around. 'Nice neighborhood.' Still, he looked uneasy. 'Okay. I was tagging the bridge when I saw some headlights. I hauled ass.'
'But you saw the car?'
'Brown Volvo. One-a them wagons. Dent on the front wheel well. I could see 'cuz the paint was flaked off.'
'Which side?'
He looked at his hands, made an L with his thumbs and forefingers. 'Right side.'
'Old Volvo, new Volvo?'
'I just recognized the ugly-ass shape. A Volvo's a Volvo, homes.'
'Good point. Did you see the license plate?'
'Of course.'
'Of course?'
'When you bombing and a car come up on you, you always check the plate. See if it's the pigs. E with a circle around it at the beginning of the numbers stand for 'exempt.' That's how you can tell an unmarked cop car.' He smiled, pleased with himself. 'But there wudn't no E. This one started with a seven. That's all I can tell you, homes. Lucky seven.'
'Did you see the driver?'
'Hayell no. I didn't stick around. I bolted when he was busy parking.'
'Anyone else around?'
'Yeah, a convent of nuns was coming through. I like to do my tagging with lotsa witnesses around.'
'Where'd the Volvo park?'
He pointed to a spot off the photograph. 'Down here.'
I recalled a dirt apron under the ramp on that side. Which could mean tread marks from tires or shoes.
'I want you to show me. How do I get to the ramp from here?'
We listened to music, Junior's head lolling back against the headrest. 'Turn right here. Left. Now right. Okay, stop.'
I was at a curb in front of a row of tiny houses. 'Where are we? This isn't the ramp.'
Junior hopped out and jogged for the nearest front door. 'Just come inside a sec.'
I scrambled after him, swearing at him in a manner unbecoming a Big Brother.
I banged through the screen door. Junior was standing in the dim and cramped entryway, whistling around his fingers.
'This my cousin's,' he said by way of explanation.
From the back of the house strutted a peacock of a man. Black suit, broad-brimmed black hat, black tie, black shoes one twist of the ethnic dial and he could've been a Hasidic diamond merchant. He turned his somber face to Junior, his mouth twitching.
'This is Hector,' Junior said.
Hector said, 'Get your fucking dog outta here.'
'Thass why we here, homes.'
'Don't 'homes' my ass, Junior. Knock the ghetto crap. All you ninitos forgetting your brown pride.' He headed for the door. 'I'm going out. That bitch better be gone by the time I get back, or I'm hauling her ass to the pound.' He shot his cuffs and left.
I said, 'Oh, no.'
Junior opened the back door, and a Doberman-rottweiler mix padded in, rope leash dangling from her bull-like neck. 'Get you one of these, no one ever gonna fuck with your house again. Look at her. Ain't she beautiful? Name is Xena. The princess warrior. She a vicious killer, homes.'
'I don't need a vicious killer.'
'Look, look.' He tugged on the rope. Xena growled.
'I don't need a Xena. I just want to see the ramp.'
'Want something to eat, homes?'
'We're going. I want to see the ramp.'
'Ain't gonna show you the ramp unless you take Xena.'
'I'm not taking Xena.'
'You gonna let a perfectly good guard dog die when you need one?'
'I don't need one.'
'You said you did.'
'I was being nice!' I yelled.
Junior took a step back, and he rubbed his head. 'I can't let Xena die.' His eyes were wet now.
'Oh, Christ,' I said.
He hugged Xena around her neck and started crying. 'They gonna kill you, Xena.' He was rocking and holding his dog, who'd accommodatingly slumped over to complete the pieta. 'They gonna take you to the pound and inject you with poison.'
This went on, with minor variations, for several minutes.
