than any other Pomp in the business. He knew more about the processes than anyone except, of course, Mr. D.
But where Mr. D was aloof and, let's face it, creepy as all hell, Morrigan was extremely hands-on. He'd set up the automatic payroll, all from Mortmax Industries' accounts. Before then Mr. D had paid Pomps with checks, and those bastards always took a week to clear, partly because Mr. D's handwriting was so bad, but mostly because banks like to take their time with other people's money. Morrigan had also set up the phone network. Sparrows had been used prior to that. We still used them on occasion but only in trials and ceremonial events, and mainly to humor Mr. D who is decidedly old school. None of us enjoyed the sparrows that much, because they were bad humored at the best of times, and the process involved a little pain-a short message for a drop of blood, a longer one for an opened vein. Blood and pomping go hand in hand, from the portents to the paint used in brace symbols. And without blood you couldn't successfully stall a Stirrer. But the sparrows were different. They insisted on taking it for themselves, and they were pretty savage about it. Like I said, old school.
Above all, Morrigan had actually done something that no other member of the organization had ever achieved: turned Mortmax into a profitable business. There's no money in pomping, and it was the side businesses, the companies that Mortmax owned that made the money-a couple of fast-food chains, a large share in a mining collective. Once Morrigan had started working that side of the business our pay packets had all increased rather dramatically, which is how I can afford to live the way I do. It's not that extravagant, but I can certainly afford to pay my mortgage and eat takeaway once-well six, maybe seven, times-a week.
Dad never really approved of the changes, though he was happy to take the pay rise. He used to say that pomping was for Pomps and business was for arseholes. I think he was quite shocked by how good he was at the business side of things. Mom often said he was merely proving his axiom.
'Great music,' Lissa says, and I lift my gaze toward her in the corner of my living room, checking out my neat racks of CDs. 'The Clash, Dick Nasty, Okkervil River. Shit, you've got all the Kinks' albums, and Bowie's. Don't you ever get your music as downloads?'
'Yeah, I'm eclectic,' I say as she follows me into my bedroom. 'And I don't like downloads, I want my CD art and liner notes.'
'I see, so you're not quite geeky enough to do everything as downloads, and not quite cool enough to buy vinyl.'
Lissa is already digging around the bedroom. 'And it's a relief to see a little mess. Walking through the rest of your place I was beginning to worry that I was hanging out with a serial killer. A serial killer obsessed with peculiar bands, and science-fiction DVDs. A geek serial killer.'
'Thank you,' I say. 'You really know how to charm a fella.'
Lissa grins and shrugs.
I grab a backpack and start throwing clothes from my floor into it. A cap, T-shirts, socks, underpants and jeans. Most of them are clean. There's a bottle of water on my bedside table and I throw that in, too.
'What I like about you,' Lissa says, peering under my bed, 'is that you don't leave your porn stash lying around. Clothes, yes, but not the porn. Can't tell you the number of dates I've-'
'This isn't a date. Could you get out of there… please?' Her face is buried in my cupboard, and I'm trying hard not to admire her from behind. She's dead. She's dead, you idiot. And people are trying to kill you. Now look the other way, dickhead.
Yeah, my inner monolog is pretty brusque. Sometimes it's like a crotchety Jiminy Cricket; you know, a conscience that doesn't whistle or sing, and is all bent up with arthritis and bitter at the youth of today. My inner monolog would write letters to the council and the local paper, complaining about apostrophe use. Heaven help me if I ever live to anything approaching a ripe old age. I'll be a right pain in the arse.
I try to ignore it most of the time.
Lissa keeps checking through my stuff. 'Aha! I knew you kept them somewhere, how polite.'
'I'm a real gentleman,' I say. Though my face is burning, I'm also wondering if Tremaine kept his stash lying around, and why I've never thrown mine out, because I can't remember the last time I looked at it, other than yesterday. 'Could you stop perusing my porn… please?'
'A real gentleman who likes Busty Trollops, eh?'
'That isn't mine.' I push into the closet and Lissa steps out of my way. I reach past the DVDs and grab a thick roll of fifty-dollar notes.
'Hmm, you leave that much cash lying around? What, you expected to run into trouble?'
I shrug, but maybe I had, or maybe I just like the idea, and the somewhat philanthropic notion, that anyone who breaks into my house and makes it past the porn will get a lovely surprise. 'Glad I did, though. Now, what else do I need?'
'For one, you're going to need a knife-a sharp knife, sharper than the one you use on the job. A scalpel would be perfect. And you're also going to need a pen, with the thickest nib you can find.'
'How about a craft knife? Got new blades and everything.'
Lissa raises an eyebrow. 'What do you need a craft knife for?'
I shrug. 'Crafty things.' I'm not going to start explaining my scrapbooking. Even I'm a bit embarrassed about that.
'Crafty things, hah! And this place is so neat, admittedly not the bedroom-but who has a neat bedroom? Even your dog looks neat. Just who are you, Mr. de Selby?'
'What are you talking about?'
She shrugs. I smirk back at her.
I'm packed-clothes, craft knife, pen with a thick nib (yeah, scrapbooking again), even some brace paint, which is my blood mixed with a couple of small tins of something I bought at a hardware store. After seeing those Stirrers on the Hill, I suspect I might need it.
I risk a shower, Molly standing at the door, a grinning sentinel. The pressure's crap, and the hot and cold are sensitive, but I've mastered it over the years to the point that showers with regular pressure seem odd to me. Within a minute I'm enjoying the heat. Washing away a little of the terror. I even clean the morning's blood from the glass. It's an empty gesture but it makes me feel a little better.
I have a pair of tweezers in the bathroom cabinet, and under the steamy shower I pick the beads of glass out of my palms. There isn't a lot of it, thank God, but it hurts. The blood washes away down the drain.
I don't know how long I'm standing there beneath the water but I'm back to thinking about my family, and that starts to put me in a spin.
'Nice tatt.' I look up, and Lissa's there leering at me. 'Never got one myself.'
'Yeah, I live the cliche.' Most Pomps have tattoos. Mine is on my left biceps, a cherub with Modigliani eyes. It's bodiless, with wings folded beneath the head.
It's a cherub, but it's a menacing, snarling cherub. Actually it's downright creepy looking. I know it's wanky; I had it done when I turned nineteen, had far too much money and way too much to drink. The bemused tattooist wouldn't have let me do it except, well, Tim was there. Actually I think the whole thing was his idea. And he can be so persuasive. Thing is, I don't remember him ever getting a tattoo.
That was before I decided on the path of single-income home debt, and I was heavily into Modigliani. And I liked the irony of it, drunk as I was. Despite what you see on Victorian era tombstones, cherubs have had nothing to do with pomping in centuries.
Most Pomps go for the hourglass, with all the sand at the bottom, or butterflies. Depends on how old you are, I reckon. We like our symbolism. Morrigan has a small twenty cent coin-sized skull tattooed on his forearm, and a flock of sparrows on his back, which extend to sleeves over his biceps. But he can do things with his that I'm incapable of-they're genuine inklings. I've seen them break the cage of his flesh and go flying around the room.
Mom and Dad had been horrified at my ink. Going against the trend, neither of them had even a hint of iconography in their house, let alone on their skin. They'd always been a bit suspicious of my own interests in that area. Morrigan had talked them out of disowning me. After all, he had tatts too, so it couldn't be too bad.
Thing is, Lissa isn't looking at my tatt. I feel my face flush.
'A little privacy please,' I say.
'But we've already bonded over your porn collection. And Molly's sitting there.'
'Out,' I say. 'Both of you.'
'But you look so happy to see me. Well, I hope that's because of me.' And she's gone. Oh dear, part of me
