occupied, so she decided to take it herself. She'd never seen the inside of Evelyn's trailer, actually a huge RV, and she was curious. The trailer, with the star's bright red sports car parked outside, was placed well away from the house, barn, and the other trailers. Evelyn was manic on the subject of quiet when she wanted to rest. She didn't want to hear anything—or see anything.
Faith knocked at the door and heard Evelyn's slightly husky, very sexy voice: 'Entrez.' Balancing the tray on one arm, Faith turned the knob and went in. It was not typical Winnebago decor: no shag carpeting and not a single La-Z-Boy recliner. Neither was there a dressing table or mirror surrounded by lights. The only thing that distinguished it as the abode of a Hollywood legend was Evelyn's Academy Award, standing shrine-like on a shelf on the wall. Otherwise, the room looked like one in an East Side town house decorated by Sister Parish—needlepoint carpet, exquisite chintz, and a well-chosen assortment of bibelots to give just the right finishing touch. Despite the tiny windows, the entire effect was of sunshine and light.
Much to Faith's surprise, Evelyn, ensconced in a comfortable-looking armchair, was giving Cordelia a bottle. Faith knew Evelyn had given birth to this exquisite little creature, but she had generally assumed all maternal responsibilities had ended with that colossal endeavor. Thereafter, the parental role was no doubt fulfilled by making appropriate comments when the nanny brought the suitably clad baby for occasional inspection. Evelyn's words made her preference clear.
“The damn nanny insisted on leaving the baby here. It's supposed to be our bonding time. Max read something about it and now the nanny brings Cordelia every day. Mary Poppins went to find some vitamins or whatever she left in the car and didn't want `baby' to go out in the cold. Of course, the moment she left, Cordelia started screaming, so I gave her this, which seems to be working.'
“I'll put the tray over here on the table. She's a beautiful baby. Is she sleeping through the night yet?”
Evelyn gave Faith a look of total uncomprehension. 'You mean they don't? Anyway, I have no idea. The nanny takes care of that. And if she's not back soon, she's going to be an out-of-work nanny.”
Despite her lack of familiarity with the role, Evelyn looked like an old hand—or rather like a Botticelli Madonna with child.
“I'll come back for the tray in an hour. Will that be enough time?”
Evelyn looked at the food with marked uninterest. 'Sure, you come back in an hour.”
Faith had started to leave, when Evelyn began to talk again. Her voice and entire demeanor assumed a somewhat vague tenor, as if she'd gone off somewhere.
“Babies, children, kids. Cornelia says you have a kid.'
“I have two—a boy who will be four in May and a girl who's six months old.”
Evelyn nodded. 'A baby”
It didn't seem to require an answer, but Faith said, 'Yes,' just to keep the conversational ball rolling. 'Did you breast-feed it?”
Perhaps she had missed the word girl. 'Yes, I did. Both children.'
“I didn't. Wouldn't. Oh, Maxie would have liked it. Would have liked a sip himself now and then, but it would have ruined my shape.' She shifted the baby away from her chest and pulled up the jersey she was wearing. She was naked underneath and nothing had impaired her 'shape.' Not even the suggestion of a sag—her bosom was perfect.
Compelling as Ms. O'Clair's mammaries might be, what caught Faith's attention was the large A sketchily drawn in red pen on her right breast. It looked self-inflicted. Evelyn followed Faith's gaze and slowly pulled her shirt down. The baby was still hungrily working away at the bottle.
“Max is such a stickler for authenticity,' she said coyly.
There didn't seem to be anything to say after that, and Faith left, wondering whether the star was on something or simply a little loopy by nature. She hoped the nanny would get back soon.
An hour later, Faith decided to go back for the tray herself. Cornelia was nowhere to be found and it was time to pack up and go home. Lunch was over and the staff was busy cleaning up—even more efficiently than usual, since it was Saturday and everyone was looking forward to a break. Faith told Niki and Pix to leave with the rest of the crew as soon as they were finished.
They'd both put in a hard week. Faith would drive the canteen truck back, making sure the craft services table in the barn was stocked for the rest of the afternoon. She was glad she had refused any other bookings until the movie was finished. The idea of someone's wedding reception or other festive occasion tonight was overwhelming.
Setting out for the trailer at last, Faith ran into Cornelia, who was coming from the house. They'd been filming a scene with Dimmesdale and Chillingworth all day, she told Faith, and it looked like they wouldn't get to the section with Evelyn. She was on her way to tell Ms. O'Clair now.
“She's going to have a fit, but I don't take any nonsense from her, and everyone knows it. That's why Max sent me.”
That, and because it was the PA's job to do everything nobody else wanted to do, like confront a hotheaded leading lady, Faith thought.
“I'm on my way to pick up her lunch tray and I'd offer to tell her for you, except I have a family who needs me:' Evelyn's temper was as famous as Max's.
“It's not necessary. I won't have any trouble with her. The first time she blew up at me, I politely and firmly told her that was not the way professionals treated one another and I didn't intend to stand for it.'
“Did it work?'
“Well,' admitted Cornelia grudgingly, 'she still gets mad, but I don't pay any attention.”
Faith remembered the discovery of the A when Evelyn had literally bared her breast.
“I would have thought Max would have used something that looked a bit less homemade for her tattoo.'
“What are you talking about?' Cornelia asked impatiently.
“The A on Evelyn's right breast.'
“Evelyn doesn't have an A on her breast.'
“Yes she does. She showed it to me:' Faith related her odd conversation.
Cornelia was seriously annoyed. 'What is that woman playing at now? She's not supposed to have anything there. It will show through the costume and Max will be upset.”
They were at the door to the trailer and it was plain Cornelia planned to open with this new discovery. She was seething. 'Probably used permanent ink and I'm going to have to find some way to get it off!”
Faith hoped she could grab the tray and run, but no such luck.
Evelyn was lying down on a chaise. She wasn't in her Hester costume; instead, she was wearing the jersey, tight black jeans, and snakeskin western boots she'd had on earlier during the mother number. The baby and nurse were gone. Bonding time was over.
“The tray's in there.' She waved in the direction of a small door. It led to a bedroom, somewhat like a stateroom on a ship, with everything, including the requisite dressing table and well-lighted mirror built in. The tray was on the dressing table. The bud vase, empty glass, and some cutlery were in place, but no plate. Another door led into the bathroom, and the plate and a fork were in there. Evidently, Evelyn was up to her old tricks and had taken the food in with her to save time.
Faith could hear raised voices from the main room. She started to pick up the plate, then was distracted by the sight of the medicine chest above the sink. It was more temptation than she could ever resist and she opened the door to take a peek at what kind of toothpaste Ms. O'Clair used—and what she might be on. It was Pandora all over again. Vials, bottles, tubes, and boxes spilled out into the sink. She grabbed for a giant glass bottle of mouthwash just in time. Serves you right, Miss Snoopy Nose, she chided herself, thankful for the din from the next room that masked her misdeed. She tried to catch what they were screaming about but could only make out an occasional bitch and the frequent repetition of Max's name. She hastily began to stuff everything back in the cabinet, when she realized that a box of cotton balls seemed surprisingly heavy. A hiding place for Evelyn's jewels? She dug around in the soft contents. It wasn't diamonds.
There was a box of slides at the bottom.
The coincidence was too great. They had to be the slides missing from the storeroom, which meant .. .
Faith ran into the next room. The scene she encountered momentarily stopped her where she stood.
Evelyn was on her feet, cheeks enflamed, waving her Oscar threateningly in Cornelia's face.
“You could never get one of these. You couldn't even come close! Telling me what to do! You piece of shit!
