He took a third-class cabin on the Megastar Queen, which left that morning for Lyre Alpha. He took me with him. He wept and counted his money and I beat the android again.
And the thermometer in Dallas Brady’s workshop registered 98.10 beautifully Fahrenheit.
On Lyra Alpha we holed up in a small hotel near the muversity. There, Vandaleur carefully bruised my forehead until the letters MA were obliterated by the swelling and the discoloration. The letters would reappear again, but not for several months, and in the meantime Vandaleur hoped that the hue and cry for an MA android would be forgotten. The android was hired out as a common laborer in the university power plant. Vandaleur, as James Venice, eked out life on the android’s small earnings.
I wasn’t too unhappy. Most of the other residents in the hotel were university students, equally hard up, but delightfully young and enthusiastic. There was one charming girl with sharp eyes and a quick mind. Her name was Wanda, and she and her beau, Jed Stark, took a tremendous interest in the killing android which was being mentioned in every paper in the galaxy.
“We’ve been studying the case,” she and Jed said at one of the casual student parties which happened to be held this night in Vandaleur’s room. “We think we know what’s causing it. We’re going to do a paper.” They were in a high state of excitement.
“Causing what?” somebody wanted to know.
“The android rampage.”
“Obviously out Of adjustment, isn’t it? Body chemistry gone haywire. Maybe a kind of synthetic cancer, yes?”
“No.” Wanda gave Jed a look of suppressed triumph.
“Well, what is it?”
“Something specific.'
“What?”
“That would be telling.”
“Oh, come on.”
“Nothing doing.”
“Won’t you tell us?” I asked intently. “I. . . we’re very much interested in what could go wrong with an android.”
“No, Mr. Venice,” Wanda said. “It’s a unique idea and we’ve got to protect it.
One thesis like this and we’ll be set up for life. We can’t take the chance of somebody stealing it.”
“Can’t you give us a hint?”
“No. Not a hint. Don’t say a word, Jed. But I’ll tell you this much, Mr. Venice. I’d hate to be the man who owns that android.”
“You mean the police?” I asked.
“I mean projection, Mr. Venice. Psychotic projection! That’s the danger. . . and I won’t say any more. I’ve said too much as is.”
I heard steps outside, and a hoarse voice singing softly: “Be fleet be fleet, cool and discreet, honey. . . .“ My android entered the room, home from its tour of duty at the university power plant. It was not introduced. I motioned to it and I immediately responded to the command and went to the beer keg and took over Vandaleur’s job of serving the guests. Its accomplished fingers writhed in a private rumba of their own.
Gradually they stopped their squirming, and the strange humming ended.
Androids were not unusual at the university. The wealthier students owned them along with cars and planes. Vandaleur’s ‘android provoked no comment, but young Wanda was sharpeyed and quick-witted. She noted my bruised forehead and she was intent on the history-making, thesis she and Jed Stark were going to write. After the party broke up, she consulted with Jed walking upstairs to her room.
“Jed, why’d that android have a bruised forehead?”
“Probably hurt itself, Wanda. It’s working in the power plant. They fling a lot of heavy stuff around.”
“That all?”
“What else?”
“It could be a convenient bruise.”
“Convenient for what?”
“Hiding what’s stamped on its forehead.”
“No point to that, Wanda. You don’t have to see marks on a forehead to recognize an android. You don’t have to see a trademark on a car to know it’s a car.”
“I don’t mean it’s trying to pass as a human. I mean it’s trying to pass as a lower-grade android.”
“Why?”
“Suppose it had MA on its forehead.”
“Multiple aptitude? Then why in hell would Venice waste it stoking furnaces if it could earn more— Oh. Oh! You mean it’s—?”
Wanda nodded.
“Jesus!” Stark pursued his lips. “What do we do? Call the police?”
“No. We don’t know if it’s an MA for a fact. If it turns out to be an MA and the killing android, our paper comes first anyway. This is our big chance, Jed. If it’s that android we can run a series of controlled tests and —”
“How do we find out for sure?”
“Easy. Infrared film. That’ll show what’s under the bruise. Borrow a camera.
We’ll sneak down to the power.plant tomorrow afternoon and take some pictures.
Then we’ll know.”
They stole down into the university power plant the following afternoon. It was a vast cellar, deep under the earth. It was dark, shadowy, luminous with burning light from the furnace doors. Above the mar of the fires they could hear a- strange voice shouting and chanting in the echoing vault: “All rent! All rent! So jeet your seat. Be fleet be fleet, cool and discreet, honey And they could see a capering figure dancing a lunatic rumba in time to the music it shouted. The legs twisted.
The arms waved. The fingers writhed.
Jed Stark raised the camera and began shooting his spool of infrared film, aiming the camera sights at that bobbing head.
Then Wanda shrieked, for I saw them and came charging down on them, brandishing a polished steel shovel. It smashed the camera. It felled the girl and then the boy. Jed fought me for a desperate hissing moment before he was bludgeoned into helplessness. Then the android dragged them to the furnace and fed them to the flames, slowly, hideously. It capered and sang. Then it returned to my hotel.
The thermometer in the power plant registered 100.9° murderously Fahrenheit.
All reet! All reet!
We bought steerage on the Lyra Queen and Vandaleur and the android did odd jobs for their meals. During the night watches, Vandaleur would sit alone in the steerage head with a cardboard portfolio on his lap, puzzling over its contents. That portfolio was all he had managed to bring with him from Lyra Alpha. He had stolen it from Wanda’s room. It was labeled ANDROID. It contained the secret of my sickness.
And it contained nothing but newspapers. Scores of newspapers from all over the galaxy, printed, microfilmed, en graved, etched, offset, photostated. . . Rigel Star-Banner
Paragon Picayune. . - Megastar Times-Leader. . . Lalande Herald.. . Lacaille Journal. . . Indi Intelligencer. . . Eridani Telegram-News. All rent! All rent!
Nothing but newspapers. Each paper contained an account of one crime in the android’s ghastly career. Eath paper also contained news, domestic andforeign, sports, society, weather, shipping news, stock exchange quotations, human-interest stories, features, contests, puzzles. Somewhere in that mass of uncollated facts was the secret Wanda and Jed Stark had discovered. Vandaleur pored over the papers helplessly. It was beyond,him. So jeet your seat!
“I’ll sell you,” I told the android. “Damn you. When we land on Terra, I’ll sell you. I’ll settle for three percent of whatever you’re worth.”
“I am worth fifty-seven thousand dollars on the current exchange,” I told him.
“If I can’t sell you, I’ll turn you in to the police,” I said.
