closed again, swallowing them up.
Back by the side of the corral, Cecil looked around at the awed faces of his friends and neighbors. Then, he turned and stared at the severed head laying in the dirt and moving its eyes near Bubba’s feet. Still trying to piece it all together, he ran his hand through his hair, scratching his head in thought.
'Well, son of a bitch…' he muttered softly and then wandered off to get himself another beer.
Valedictions
The crowd within the Allied Sports Center coiled in upon itself like a viper preparing to strike. Its combined weight squashed down into the seats of the stadium and made the foundation of the building growl like a hungry animal. 19,939 paying customers had packed themselves into the building for tonight’s televised broadcast of The World Gladiatorial Federation’s
Teams of baton-wielding security guards were out in full force patrolling the coliseum both inside and out; making sure that no one in the crowd got carried away by the night’s festivities. People could often get unruly at these events, especially when the matches had been exciting and there was plenty of blood on the sand. When there was more than the usual amount of carnage, the people responded to it and could get caught up in the moment. If unchecked, there were usually a lot of fights and more than a fair share of stabbings. The presence of a heavily armed security force ensured that people behaved themselves.
It was shortly before the night’s opening match and Cleese found himself sitting out behind the arena, immersing himself in night’s cool air. He’d already gotten into most of his gear and wanted just a few minutes to himself before his first match was scheduled to begin. He still needed to hook up with Weaver and get the finished gauntlet, but he thought he deserved some time alone. He glanced at a clock mounted above one of the loading ramps.
It was still early.
He figured that he had a little time to kill before it was time to kill.
He leaned up against one of the League’s large Mack trucks parked regimentally in the loading bays behind the stadium. The metal of the truck felt cool against his back as he rested against it. He’d only been sitting there for a few moments when he heard footsteps come up softly behind him.
'This a private moment?' he heard Monk ask, half-kidding, but also not. No one knew better than Monk how nerve-wracking the time just before a match could be. He was sensitive to it and didn’t want to cloud his protege’s mind with unnecessary blather.
'No… Of course not, Buddy.' Cleese made room on the fender for his mentor and friend.
'Lemme guess…' Monk said paternally, 'you’re out here keeping yourself busy chewing over the hows, whys, and wherefores…'
'Of what?'
'…of how exactly it is that you ended up in this predicament.'
Cleese stared at him silently for a second and then said softly, 'Yeah, something like that.'
'I wouldn’t beat myself up too much over it, Cochise. Look at it this way: you’re just a guy to whom God—or The Big Stuffed Panda—has given the wrong set of skills,' he said with a grin. 'Put that into a blender along with poverty, debauchery, and you being a bit of a sociopath and—voila!—welcome to The League.'
'Well, that certainly is helpful. I don’t know what I was thinking.'
Monk shrugged and continued, 'Fuck it, Slugger. Why ask why? All you gotta do is go out there and play the hand you were dealt.' He leaned back and settled in against the truck.
'Life just made you one badass motherfucker and now…' another shrug, 'now it’s time for you to show Life a little appreciation.'
Monk gently nudged Cleese in the ribs with his elbow.
'Shit, I know nothing ever comes at a cheap price, Son. But, listen… This is your time. These people ain’t ever seen the likes of you. You were born for this shit. Hell, I’ve seen lots of guys who thought they were, too,' he shook his head, 'They weren’t shit. I watched as they scraped every one of them dumb motherfuckers out of the sand with a kitty litter scoop.'
Cleese looked over at his friend across the darkness. Monk had become, over the last few short months, a closely-held and valued person in his life. There were far too few of those growing up.
After his Dad left, the only men he felt he could trust were the ones he’d found in books. He’d read once—and growing up he was someone who haunted the public library like a ghost—that Nature abhorred a vacuum and, like it or not, something always rushed in to fill a void. Without a male role model in his life, he was drawn to the heroes that lived in fiction. The men he found there were men of strength and courage. They were men of ideals—of honor—who possessed a deep-seated sense of loyalty. They had all of the qualities that the men he’d met in real life lacked. To him, the heroes he’d found in books were like gods and, as a result, he dreamed of one day being like them. And so, names like Conan of Cimmeria, Solomon Kane, Bran Mak Morn, John Carter and Miyamoto Musashi were hallowed and inscribed upon his heart and into his soul. They were the personalities who’d made him into the man he was and remained ideals for the kind of man he wanted to be.
Deep down though, he knew that after tonight both of their lives were going to change… and change for good. Monk was off to do his time in the UFL and then to live out his days with his daughter and her family—to tend cattle or sheep or some shit like that.
Cleese… Cleese would continue on to whatever fate The Pit had in store for him.
One man stood at the end of his road and the other stood at the beginning.
Cleese knew without a doubt that after tonight nothing would ever be the same.
'You ain’t gonna try to kiss me, are ya?' Cleese asked, coming apart with laughter on the last word. He leaned back and chuckled to the emptiness of the night’s sky.
'Like fuck…' Monk guffawed, shaking his head. 'You’re one stupid motherfucker. Do you know that? I ought to just go back in there and get a bird’s eye view of you getting your dumb ass torn limb from fucking limb.'
'I love it when you talk dirty.'
Monk stepped away from the truck and started to walk away. He looked back, almost forlornly, and smiled at Cleese.
'Welp… I guess I’m a ghost. My ride leaves in a few and I’m off to my greater glory. It’s time for me to share my immense body of knowledge elsewheres. It’s been a real pleasure, Fucknut,' Monk said and waved his hand casually into the air. 'Try not to get killed out there.'
Cleese smiled.
'Well… Considering that I was trained by you… I oughtta be dead in just about a minute or two.'
Monk put on a stern face and silently pointed his index finger at his friend. Then he turned and walked away. He was never a man for soppy farewells. Monk figured that in a game as close knit as this, sooner or later, they’d see each other again. If not in the near future, then someday.
'When this is all over for you, come visit me,' Monk said over his shoulder. 'I’ll show you how to milk a sheep.'
'You don’t milk sheep, you ignorant sop,' Cleese said smiling. 'You milk cows.'
'Sheep… cows… same fuckin’ difference.'
Cleese watched his friend’s back recede until his form disappeared back into the shadows.
'I’ll be seeing you, old man,' Cleese said under his breath. He looked towards the door of the arena and smirked, '…hopefully in a better place than this. Although, with the kind of luck we both have, it’ll probably be in one a whole helluva lot worse.'
Cleese walked off grinning toward the back entrance of the arena.
~ * ~
Weaver caught up with Cleese as he waited at the entry to the walkway which led down to the Pit. He walked hurriedly, toting a small canvas bag under his arm. The large man waddled as he walked and when he got up next to Cleese, he was short of breath.
'Cleese,' Weaver panted, 'Admit it, you didn’t think I’d make it.'
