be a problem. Things were moving fast enough now for Carl not to care about leaving some tracks behind him.
Carl had a very difficult job convincing Kenny that he should take his money to run the sham news story he was asking for. Journalist’s ethics and all that. But he was a friend and he eventually agreed. All Carl was hoping was that someone would speak enough English to understand the show that Kenny and Heinz would be putting on.
The second phone call was to Bart Barrows.
“Bart, it’s me,” he said, not using his own name intentionally. Special Branch probably listened to every call Bart made.
“Yeah,” Bart said.
“Bart, remember our deal. I want you to call that bloke and say this and only this, ‘That motherfucker of a PI is making a stink and there’s going to be trouble’.”
“That’s all you want?”
“That’s it.”
“Sounds like a pretty good horse trade to me.”
“I will call you again tomorrow with details of a time and a place for a meeting. I have a solution that I think will work for everybody. After that I’ll keep my promise.”
“It’s a good idea to be sensible and negotiate. Everything is a compromise in Thailand. I was worried you had forgotten,” Bart said unusually intelligently. He would always have his CIA hat on for Carl from then on.
Carl disconnected and switched off the phone by removing the battery. Why was Bart so keen on a peaceful settlement? Perhaps turning a blind eye to the activities of a low life like Anthony Inman to keep the general happy was sticking in his craw. Could Bart be an ally?
At midday Kenny and Heinz arrived at the building on Phetchburi Road and set up the giant camera. Kenny stood with the building as a backdrop and spoke loudly into the microphone in his hand.
“In this ordinary building that you see behind me shocking events have been occurring. In the next few days, stories of CIA operatives, senior military officers, gun running, drug trafficking, and murder will be revealed. Remember the building behind me and remember who brought you the news first. This is Jack Kerouac reporting from Bangkok.”
Later Kenny told Carl that people came out onto the street to see what was going on. Kenny, sweating profusely, complained about the light and sometimes complained about the sound as he repeated the report in front of his growing audience seven times. If anybody in the audience had looked closely they would have seen that the camera wasn’t switched on and hadn’t been for decades. After the seventh take Kenny and Heinz packed up the camera and left the scene of the crime.
By the late afternoon Carl had finished Death in the Afternoon and his hangover had retreated to a safe distance. He took a shower and listened to some Mozart. Carl did a few mental checks and took the gun out from under the mattress where he’d been keeping it. There were five bullets in it and he had no extra ammunition. Five bullets would have to be enough and he would have to live without target practice. It had been many years since Carl had held a pistol.
Carl didn’t like guns. He never had. They are made for one purpose and worshipped by the sort of people that Carl didn’t want as his neighbours. Getting older is a long series of compromises and he had experienced his fair share. Carl tucked the gun in the back of his jeans so it sat in the small of his back where a loose hanging shirt would easily hide it.
He went to the kitchen and made himself an omelette and a very large cup of coffee. He sat at a table beside the pond and under the shade of the deck. It was shelter from the sun and he felt closer to the animals down there. The swans looked at him suspiciously and the ducks moved to the other side of the pond. Carl’s peaceful place as a child had been a duck pond on a local common in south London. He used to go there in all weathers to think. The wooden house made him feel like a child again. He was going to be sorry to leave it.
Carl had made his decision on the inevitable outcome of his case a couple of days earlier. It was dangerous to second guess himself after he had committed to a course of action, but Carl grew up in England and that was typically what English people did. Things were destined to run their course and whatever the outcome there was no going back. Instructions had been given and George would be arranging everybody’s payments.
Anthony Inman had been CIA in Vietnam so there were most likely drugs somewhere in his past as well. He had made his fortune torturing people and then executing them if they couldn’t afford to pay him and his cronies. He must have enjoyed it because he took it up as a hobby and then made it part of his sex life. He had been involved in various criminal activities since his arrival in Thailand. Gun running Carl was aware of and he could guess at the rest. Inman had become Carl’s nemesis through serendipity and his own foolishness. Carl’s enemy was the worst foreigner in Thailand. He had never done things by halves.
Carl retrieved his old Blackberry from the bedroom and took it out to the deck where he placed it on the table and lit a cigar. After an hour of pondering the pungent smoke and the communication device he stubbed out the cigar and turned the Blackberry on. He watched it booting and downloading messages and emails. Then having confirmed it was working properly he took it into the bedroom and put it on the bedside table.
Carl went book hunting again and selected Burmese Days by George Orwell. He went back to the bedroom and lay down on the bed, having taken the gun from the small of his back and placed it on the bedside table. After an hour of reading he realized how little South-East Asia had changed in the last hundred years. Orwell’s world of drunken expatriates and venal bureaucrats rang lots of bells. He put the book on the side table and did something very uncharacteristic — he took a nap.
Chapter 25
The Cat and The Rat came after midnight pushing their motorcycle the last half-kilometre so as not to be heard. They hid the bike in the bushes not far from the large wooden gate and paused to take a smoky hit of speed burnt on tin foil. Since having to leave the army they had developed a taste for yah bah, crazy pills in English, and had both developed the sunken cheeks and vacant eyes of the habitual user. They checked their automatic pistols and military knives before climbing over the gate into the darkness.
They both landed quietly on the driveway, legs bent like springs as they had been taught by a stern sergeant major prior to being pushed out of an airplane during their military training. Having read the terrain they both went left into the orchard and hid amongst its trees while their eyes became acclimatized to the pitch black provided by the canopy of branches and leaves that kept out the light from the moon and the stars.
In the distance they were relieved to see lights on at the house telling them that he was there. They slowly made their way through the orchard. When they got close to the house they saw there was an open lawn between them and the side of the house. This open area was well lit by the moon and the lights coming from the windows of the house.
“We must cross it,” the Cat told the Rat.
“Together and quickly,” the Rat whispered.
They both moved rapidly carrying the top half of their bodies low until they reached the teak house. They stood with their backs to the house listening for any tell-tale sound that would mean they had been seen crossing the open lawn. No sound came.
“Look how this farang lives, like a prince. I will enjoy killing him,” the Rat whispered in the Cat’s ear. The Cat smiled.
They made their way slowly around the house to the back where the pond was and slid along the wall under the deck to the back door, which they were pleased to find was open. The Cat looked through the crack at the side of the door and signalled that Carl wasn’t downstairs. They entered the house with the stealth that had become their second nature. After checking there was nobody in the kitchen they slowly began to creep up the wooden stairs.
The second floor was well lit and there was a half-finished whiskey bottle and an empty glass on a round table at the centre of the landing between the three bedroom doors. Only one of the bedrooms had lights on but they quietly checked the two dark bedrooms as they had been trained. Having confirmed they were empty they took up positions on each side of the occupied bedroom door.
