six months old you get its ears and tail cropped. It’s the style for those dogs. You go to a motel where a man travels from state to state cutting the ears and tails off thousands of Doberman puppies or boxers or bull terriers.”
On my pad with my pencil, I write:
And I wave this in his direction.
“The point is whoever cuts your ears off is the one you’ll hate for the rest of your life,” he says. “You don’t want your regular veterinarian to do the job so you pay a stranger.”
Still looking at picture after picture, Manus says, “That’s the reason I can’t show you these.”
Somewhere outside the hospital, in a motel room full of bloody towels with his toolbox of knives and needles, or driving down the highway to his next victim, or kneeling over a dog drugged and cut up in a dirty bathtub, is the man a million dogs must hate.
Sitting next to my bed, Manus says, “You just need to archive your cover-girl dreams.”
The fashion photographer inside my head yells:
Give me pity.
Flash.
Give me another chance.
Flash.
That’s what I did before the accident. Call me a big liar, but before the accident I told people I was a college student. If you tell folks you’re a model, they shut down. Your being a model will mean they’re networking with some lower life-form. They start using baby talk. They dumb down. But if you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
It used to be I was a real college student. I have about sixteen hundred credits toward an undergraduate degree in personal fitness training. What I hear from my parents is that I could be a doctor by now.
Sorry, Mom.
Sorry, God.
There was a time when Evie and me went out to dance clubs and bars and men would wait outside the ladies’ room door to catch us. Guys would say they were casting a television commercial. The guy would give me a business card and ask what agency I was with.
There was a time when my mom came to visit. My mom smokes, and the first afternoon I came home from a shoot, she held out a matchbook and said, “What’s the meaning of this?”
She said, “Please tell me you’re not as big a slut as your poor dead brother.”
In the matchbook was a guy’s name I didn’t know and a telephone number.
“This isn’t the only one I found,” Mom said. “What are you running here?”
I don’t smoke. I tell her that. These matchbooks pile up because I’m too polite not to take them and I’m too frugal to just throw them away. That’s why it takes a whole kitchen drawer to hold them, all these men I can’t remember and their telephone numbers.
Jump to no day special in the hospital, just outside the office of the hospital speech therapist. The nurse was leading me around by my elbow for exercise, and as we came around this one corner, just inside the open office doorway, boom, Brandy Alexander was just so there, glorious in a seated Princess Alexander pose, in an iridescent Vivienne Westwood cat suit changing colors with her every move.
The fashion photographer inside my head, yelling:
Give me wonder, baby.
Flash.
Give me amazement.
Flash.
The speech therapist said, “Brandy, you can raise the pitch of your voice if you raise your laryngeal cartilage. It’s that bump in your throat you feel going up as you sing ascending scales.” She said, “If you can keep your voice box raised high in your throat, your voice should stay between a G and a middle C. That’s about a hundred and sixty hertz.”
Brandy Alexander and the way she looked turned the rest of the world into virtual reality. She changed color from every new angle. She turned green with my one step. Red with my next. She turned silver and gold and then she was dropped behind us, gone.
“Poor, sad, misguided thing,” Sister Katherine said, and she spat on the concrete floor. She looked at me craning my neck to see back down the hall, and she asked if I had any family.
I wrote:
And she says, “Well, that’s for the best, then, isn’t it?”
Jump to the week after Manus’s last visit, last meaning final, when Evie drops by the hospital. Evie looks at the glossies and talks to God and Jesus Christ.
“You know,” Evie tells me across a stack of
Evie means a hand model, modeling cocktail rings and diamond tennis bracelets and shit.
Like I want to hear this.
I can’t talk.
All I can eat is liquids.
Nobody will look at me. I’m invisible.
All I want is somebody to ask me what happened. Then I’ll get on with my life.
Evie tells the stack of magazines, “I want you to come live with me at my house when you get out.” She unzips her canvas bag on the edge of my bed and goes into it with both hands. Evie says, “It’ll be fun. You’ll see. I hate living all by my lonesome.”
And says, “I’ve already moved your things into my spare bedroom.”
Still in her bag, Evie says, “I’m on my way to a shoot. Any chance you have any agency vouchers you can lend me?”
On my pad with my pencil, I write:
And I wave the pad in her face.
“Yeah,” she says, “but I knew you wouldn’t mind.”
I write:
I write:
“Listen,” Evie says. “My call is for two o’clock. Why don’t I stop by sometime when you’re in a better mood?”
Talking to her watch, she says, “I’m so sorry things had to go this way. It wasn’t all of it anybody’s fault.”
Every day in the hospital goes like this:
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Sister Katherine falls in between.
On television is one network running nothing but infomercials all day and all night, and there we are, Evie and me, together. We got a raft of bucks. For the snack factory thing, we do these big celebrity spokesmodel smiles, the ones where you make your face a big space heater. We’re wearing these sequined dresses that when you get them under a spotlight, the dress flashes like a million reporters taking your picture. So glamorous. I’m standing there in this twenty-pound dress, doing this big smile and dropping animal wastes into the Plexiglas funnel on top of the Num Num Snack Factory. This thing just poops out little canapes like crazy, and Evie has to wade out into the studio audience and get folks to eat the canapes.
Folks will eat anything to get on television.
Then, off camera, Manus goes, “Let’s go sailing.”
