have a weakness at heart and recoil from the circumstances of death. That is, to some extent, my own experience. I cannot put a pistol to my head and draw the trigger; for something stronger than myself withholds the act; and although I loathe life, I have not strength enough in my body to take hold of death and be done with it. For such as I, and for all who desire to be out of the coil without posthumous scandal, the Suicide Club has been inaugurated. How this has been managed, what is its history, or what may be its ramifications in other lands, I am myself uninformed; and what I know of its constitution, I am not at liberty to communicate to you. To this extent, however, I am at your service. If you are truly tired of life, I will introduce you to-night to a meeting; and if not to-night, at least some time within the week, you will be easily relieved of your existences. It is now (consulting his watch) eleven; by half-past, at latest, we must leave this place; so that you have half-an-hour before you to consider my proposal. It is more serious than a cream tart,' he added, with a smile; 'and I suspect more palatable.'
'More serious, certainly,' returned Colonel Geraldine; 'and as it is so much more so, will you allow me five minutes' speech in private with my friend, Mr. Godall?'
'It is only fair,' answered the young man. 'If you will permit, I will retire.'
'You will be very obliging,' said the Colonel.
As soon as the two were alone - 'What,' said Prince Florizel, 'is the use of this confabulation, Geraldine? I see you are flurried, whereas my mind is very tranquilly made up. I will see the end of this.'
'Your Highness,' said the Colonel, turning pale; 'let me ask you to consider the importance of your life, not only to your friends, but to the public interest. 'If not to-night,' said this madman; but supposing that to-night some irreparable disaster were to overtake your Highness's person, what, let me ask you, what would be my despair, and what the concern and disaster of a great nation?'
'I will see the end of this,' repeated the Prince in his most deliberate tones; 'and have the kindness, Colonel Geraldine, to remember and respect your word of honour as a gentleman. Under no circumstances, recollect, nor without my special authority, are you to betray the incognito under which I choose to go abroad. These were my commands, which I now reiterate. And now,' he added, 'let me ask you to call for the bill.'
Colonel Geraldine bowed in submission; but he had a very white face as he summoned the young man of the cream tarts, and issued his directions to the waiter. The Prince preserved his undisturbed demeanour, and described a Palais Royal farce to the young suicide with great humour and gusto. He avoided the Colonel's appealing looks without ostentation, and selected another cheroot with more than usual care. Indeed, he was now the only man of the party who kept any command over his nerves.
The bill was discharged, the Prince giving the whole change of the note to the astonished waiter; and the three drove off in a four- wheeler. They were not long upon the way before the cab stopped at the entrance to a rather dark court. Here all descended.
After Geraldine had paid the fare, the young man turned, and addressed Prince Florizel as follows:-
'It is still time, Mr. Godall, to make good your escape into thraldom. And for you too, Major Hammersmith. Reflect well before you take another step; and if your hearts say no - here are the cross-roads.'
'Lead on, sir,' said the Prince. 'I am not the man to go back from a thing once said.'
'Your coolness does me good,' replied their guide. 'I have never seen any one so unmoved at this conjuncture; and yet you are not the first whom I have escorted to this door. More than one of my friends has preceded me, where I knew I must shortly follow. But this is of no interest to you. Wait me here for only a few moments; I shall return as soon as I have arranged the preliminaries of your introduction.'
And with that the young man, waving his hand to his companions, turned into the court, entered a doorway and disappeared.
'Of all our follies,' said Colonel Geraldine in a low voice, 'this is the wildest and most dangerous.'
'I perfectly believe so,' returned the Prince.
'We have still,' pursued the Colonel, 'a moment to ourselves. Let me beseech your Highness to profit by the opportunity and retire. The consequences of this step are so dark, and may be so grave, that I feel myself justified in pushing a little farther than usual the liberty which your Highness is so condescending as to allow me in private.'
'Am I to understand that Colonel Geraldine is afraid?' asked his Highness, taking his cheroot from his lips, and looking keenly into the other's face.
'My fear is certainly not personal,' replied the other proudly; 'of that your Highness may rest well assured.'
'I had supposed as much,' returned the Prince, with undisturbed good humour; 'but I was unwilling to remind you of the difference in our stations. No more - no more,' he added, seeing Geraldine about to apologise, 'you stand excused.'
And he smoked placidly, leaning against a railing, until the young man returned.
'Well,' he asked, 'has our reception been arranged?'
'Follow me,' was the reply. 'The President will see you in the cabinet. And let me warn you to be frank in your answers. I have stood your guarantee; but the club requires a searching inquiry before admission; for the indiscretion of a single member would lead to the dispersion of the whole society for ever.'
The Prince and Geraldine put their heads together for a moment. 'Bear me out in this,' said the one; and 'bear me out in that,' said the other; and by boldly taking up the characters of men with whom both were acquainted, they had come to an agreement in a twinkling, and were ready to follow their guide into the President's cabinet.
There were no formidable obstacles to pass. The outer door stood open; the door of the cabinet was ajar; and there, in a small but very high apartment, the young man left them once more.
'He will be here immediately,' he said, with a nod, as he disappeared.
Voices were audible in the cabinet through the folding doors which formed one end; and now and then the noise of a champagne cork, followed by a burst of laughter, intervened among the sounds of conversation. A single tall window looked out upon the river and the embankment; and by the disposition of the lights they judged themselves not far from Charing Cross station. The furniture was scanty, and the coverings worn to the thread; and there was nothing movable except a hand-bell in the centre of a round table, and the hats and coats of a considerable party hung round the wall on pegs.
'What sort of a den is this?' said Geraldine.
'That is what I have come to see,' replied the Prince. 'If they keep live devils on the premises, the thing may grow amusing.'
Just then the folding door was opened no more than was necessary for the passage of a human body; and there entered at the same moment a louder buzz of talk, and the redoubtable President of the Suicide Club. The President was a man of fifty or upwards; large and rambling in his gait, with shaggy side whiskers, a bald top to his head, and a veiled grey eye, which now and then emitted a twinkle. His mouth, which embraced a large cigar, he kept continually screwing round and round and from side to side, as he looked sagaciously and coldly at the strangers. He was dressed in light tweeds, with his neck very open in a striped shirt collar; and carried a minute book under one arm.
'Good evening,' said he, after he had closed the door behind him. 'I am told you wish to speak with me.'
'We have a desire, sir, to join the Suicide Club,' replied the Colonel.
The President rolled his cigar about in his mouth. 'What is that?' he said abruptly.
'Pardon me,' returned the Colonel, 'but I believe you are the person best qualified to give us information on that point.'
'I?' cried the President. 'A Suicide Club? Come, come! this is a frolic for All Fools' Day. I can make allowances for gentlemen who get merry in their liquor; but let there be an end to this.'
'Call your Club what you will,' said the Colonel, 'you have some company behind these doors, and we insist on joining it.'
'Sir,' returned the President curtly, 'you have made a mistake. This is a private house, and you must leave it instantly.'
The Prince had remained quietly in his seat throughout this little colloquy; but now, when the Colonel looked over to him, as much as to say, 'Take your answer and come away, for God's sake!' he drew his cheroot from his mouth, and spoke -
'I have come here,' said he, 'upon the invitation of a friend of yours. He has doubtless informed you of my intention in thus intruding on your party. Let me remind you that a person in my circumstances has exceedingly little
