waken one; and he, when he came at last to the door, could find no other remark but that 'it was none of his business.' Leon reasoned with him, threatened him, besought him; 'here,' he said, 'was Madame Berthelini in evening dress - a delicate woman - in an interesting condition' - the last was thrown in, I fancy, for effect; and to all this the man-at-arms made the same answer:
'It is none of my business,' said he.
'Very well,' said Leon, 'then we shall go to the Commissary.' Thither they went; the office was closed and dark; but the house was close by, and Leon was soon swinging the bell like a madman. The Commissary's wife appeared at a window. She was a thread-paper creature, and informed them that the Commissary had not yet come home.
'Is he at the Maire's?' demanded Leon.
She thought that was not unlikely.
'Where is the Maire's house?' he asked.
And she gave him some rather vague information on that point.
'Stay you here, Elvira,' said Leon, 'lest I should miss him by the way. If, when I return, I find you here no longer, I shall follow at once to the Black Head.'
And he set out to find the Maire's. It took him some ten minutes wandering among blind lanes, and when he arrived it was already half-an-hour past midnight. A long white garden wall overhung by some thick chestnuts, a door with a letter-box, and an iron bell- pull, that was all that could be seen of the Maire's domicile. Leon took the bell-pull in both hands, and danced furiously upon the side-walk. The bell itself was just upon the other side of the wall, it responded to his activity, and scattered an alarming clangour far and wide into the night.
A window was thrown open in a house across the street, and a voice inquired the cause of this untimely uproar.
'I wish the Maire,' said Leon.
'He has been in bed this hour,' returned the voice.
'He must get up again,' retorted Leon, and he was for tackling the bell-pull once more.
'You will never make him hear,' responded the voice. 'The garden is of great extent, the house is at the farther end, and both the Maire and his housekeeper are deaf.'
'Aha!' said Leon, pausing. 'The Maire is deaf, is he? That explains.' And he thought of the evening's concert with a momentary feeling of relief. 'Ah!' he continued, 'and so the Maire is deaf, and the garden vast, and the house at the far end?'
'And you might ring all night,' added the voice, 'and be none the better for it. You would only keep me awake.'
'Thank you, neighbour,' replied the singer. 'You shall sleep.'
And he made off again at his best pace for the Commissary's. Elvira was still walking to and fro before the door.
'He has not come?' asked Leon.
'Not he,' she replied.
'Good,' returned Leon. 'I am sure our man's inside. Let me see the guitar-case. I shall lay this siege in form, Elvira; I am angry; I am indignant; I am truculently inclined; but I thank my Maker I have still a sense of fun. The unjust judge shall be importuned in a serenade, Elvira. Set him up - and set him up.'
He had the case opened by this time, struck a few chords, and fell into an attitude which was irresistibly Spanish.
'Now,' he continued, 'feel your voice. Are you ready? Follow me!'
The guitar twanged, and the two voices upraised, in harmony and with a startling loudness, the chorus of a song of old Beranger's:-
'Commissaire! Commissaire! Colin bat sa menagere.'
The stones of Castel-le-Gachis thrilled at this audacious innovation. Hitherto had the night been sacred to repose and nightcaps; and now what was this? Window after window was opened; matches scratched, and candles began to flicker; swollen sleepy faces peered forth into the starlight. There were the two figures before the Commissary's house, each bolt upright, with head thrown back and eyes interrogating the starry heavens; the guitar wailed, shouted, and reverberated like half an orchestra; and the voices, with a crisp and spirited delivery, hurled the appropriate burden at the Commissary's window. All the echoes repeated the functionary's name. It was more like an entr'acte in a farce of Moliere's than a passage of real life in Castel-le-Gachis.
The Commissary, if he was not the first, was not the last of the neighbours to yield to the influence of music, and furiously throw open the window of his bedroom. He was beside himself with rage. He leaned far over the window-sill, raying and gesticulating; the tassel of his white night-cap danced like a thing of life: he opened his mouth to dimensions hitherto unprecedented, and yet his voice, instead of escaping from it in a roar, came forth shrill and choked and tottering. A little more serenading, and it was clear he would be better acquainted with the apoplexy.
I scorn to reproduce his language; he touched upon too many serious topics by the way for a quiet story- teller. Although he was known for a man who was prompt with his tongue, and had a power of strong expression at command, he excelled himself so remarkably this night that one maiden lady, who had got out of bed like the rest to hear the serenade, was obliged to shut her window at the second clause. Even what she had heard disquieted her conscience; and next day she said she scarcely reckoned as a maiden lady any longer.
Leon tried to explain his predicament, but he received nothing but threats of arrest by way of answer.
'If I come down to you!' cried the Commissary.
'Aye,' said Leon, 'do!'
'I will not!' cried the Commissary.
'You dare not!' answered Leon.
At that the Commissary closed his window.
'All is over,' said the singer. 'The serenade was perhaps ill- judged. These boors have no sense of humour.'
'Let us get away from here,' said Elvira, with a shiver. 'All these people looking - it is so rude and so brutal.' And then giving way once more to passion - 'Brutes!' she cried aloud to the candle-lit spectators - 'brutes! brutes! brutes!'
'Sauve qui peut,' said Leon. 'You have done it now!'
And taking the guitar in one hand and the case in the other, he led the way with something too precipitate to be merely called precipitation from the scene of this absurd adventure.
CHAPTER IV
To the west of Castel-le-Gachis four rows of venerable lime-trees formed, in this starry night, a twilit avenue with two side aisles of pitch darkness. Here and there stone benches were disposed between the trunks. There was not a breath of wind; a heavy atmosphere of perfume hung about the alleys; and every leaf stood stock-still upon its twig. Hither, after vainly knocking at an inn or two, the Berthelinis came at length to pass the night. After an amiable contention, Leon insisted on giving his coat to Elvira, and they sat down together on the first bench in silence. Leon made a cigarette, which he smoked to an end, looking up into the trees, and, beyond them, at the constellations, of which he tried vainly to recall the names. The silence was broken by the church bell; it rang the four quarters on a light and tinkling measure; then followed a single deep stroke that died slowly away with a thrill; and stillness resumed its empire.
'One,' said Leon. 'Four hours till daylight. It is warm; it is starry; I have matches and tobacco. Do not let us exaggerate, Elvira - the experience is positively charming. I feel a glow within me; I am born again. This is the poetry of life. Think of Cooper's novels, my dear.'
'Leon,' she said fiercely, 'how can you talk such wicked, infamous nonsense? To pass all night out-of-doors - it is like a nightmare! We shall die.'
'You suffer yourself to be led away,' he replied soothingly. 'It is not unpleasant here; only you brood. Come, now, let us repeat a scene. Shall we try Alceste and Celimene? No? Or a passage from the 'Two Orphans'? Come,
