said ingenuously.
The hillman frowned in irritation and resisted the urge to cuff Budwin on the ear for thoughtlessly spoiling his play. Then the barbarian shrugged his massive shoulders, deciding to clear the matter quickly and get on with the pursuit of the tender morsel sitting across the table from him. 'I have an. . associate. . who continually plots and schemes to dupe me. He throws off outrageous statements, claims so fabulous that no one in his right mind could believe them. When I rightly object to the out-landishness of his assertions, this sly trickster suggests a wager as to right and wrong. Invariably, by the most outrageous of twistings and machinations, this devil wins! I must devise some problem or trick that will best him. Otherwise I will never see an end to his trickery.'
'Has he won great sums of money from you thus?' Holly asked with interest.
'It isn't the amount of money lost,' Chert lied, 'but the very principle of the skulduggery involved which galls me so. I won't rest until I turn the tables on the little devil and stop the bull he throws at me!'
Lloyd arrived with the fresh supply of ale, and for a time they drank and bandied ideas about. There wasn't one really good one brought forth in all that time. Chert decided to make a serious attempt to separate himself and Holly from the crowd. Then Budwin slapped the big barbarian on the back and nearly shouted.
'Say, look! See that tall, kind of paunchy fellow who just came in?'
Chert, who was attempting to empty his ewer of its contents, nearly choked on the stuff when his young friend hit him. The barbarian again stifled a desire to throttle the bumptious chap. 'Yeah, I see him! What of it?' Chert asked angrily, wiping some of the spilled drink off his face.
'That's Twistbuck, a Don of Counts College. Everyone says he's the cleverest man around. I'll wager he could solve your problem!'
Chert was about to dismiss the suggestion in the rudest of terms when Holly jumped up. 'You're in luck, he likes me!' she exclaimed happily. 'He's always flirting and trying to get me to. .' Her voice trailed off but a wave of crimson spread quickly across her face, telling all. 'I'll get him over here.'
Before Chert could object, she was heading toward the professor. The scholar seemed more than happy to see her and, after some reciprocal eyeplay, the couple began looking in the barbarian's direction. Holly seemed to be doing all of the talking and, finally, the man issued a hearty laugh that could be heard across the room. Then she had him by the arm, and the don was dragged over to the group.
After introductions and a brief statement from Chert regarding the problem, Twistbuck gave Holly a pinch on her round bottom and smiled at the un-amused hillman. 'Must you actually win the wager from this antagonist?' he asked. 'Or will a loss to me, for instance, serve your needs?'
This sounded too good to be true. The brawny barbarian could easily ignore the affront of the scholarly fellow molesting the girl he had his eye on in exchange for the promise of beating Gord at his own game! 'Your emptying the purse of the cheating jackanapes would serve splendidly!' Chert said with eager enthusiasm. 'But it must be a hefty and thorough trouncing!'
'Yes.' the college don said contemplatively. 'I think I can just about guarantee that. Are you willing to put up a fair sum to back me on this? The stipend paid to even a headmaster is insufficient for this undertaking, if I read you right, barbarian.'
Chert looked skeptically at Twistbuck. 'How much should I be prepared to furnish?' the hillman asked unenthusiastically.
Twistbuck eyed Chert in return. 'A pittance for one of your obvious means,' he said after his assessment. Sliding an arm familiarly around Holly's waist, the don added. 'Let's say a thousand zees at worst, but it is far more likely that I'll win that and more from the knave!'
'Do we share winnings?'
'Certainly not!' Twistbuck said indignantly. 'It will be through my wit, and the clever game I have devised, that I will bring a return of your honor. Surety, should not my efforts then bear a return of monetary sort? Or is your honor not worth so slight a risk as a mere gold orb?'
'You have a deal.' Chert said, trying to keep the sourness he felt from creeping into his voice. An orb was far more than he cared to hazard, but all this talk of honor made it impossible for him to back out now. 'Give the details to me now, Master Twistbuck, whilst Lloyd fetches us more ale — take care of it, Budwin,' he added, seeing Lloyd searching his flat purse for odd change. As soon as Lloyd got up to do his duty, the hulking barbarian moved to his spot, thus placing himself between Holly and the college don. Then, leaning in front of her in a feigned effort to grasp every detail of Twistbuck's plan. Chert began to make his own moves upon the sandwiched Holly. The rest of the evening was sheer joy.
'You're remarkably cheerful and forgiving this morning,' Gord noted as his companion slapped bread and cheese on the table across from him.
Tossing a sliver of cold chicken beside the young thiefs other viands, and helping himself to the remaining half, Chert sat down with a grunt and tore into the breakfast, humming with his mouth full. After demolishing several additional slices of bread and all of the cheese as well, he wiped his mouth with the back of his hairy arm, belched, and washed the food down with a final gulp of pungent goat's milk.
'Why not old chum? I's a fine, bright morning!'
'But last evening you were ready to kill, me, I'll swear to it! You never forgive and forget so easily. Why, last time I took you in a stupid bet you didn't even speak to me for a week, and this morn you're happy and even feed me breakfast. What gives?'
'Well, I'll admit I was slightly peeved. But that was yesterday. What matter you managed to dupe me for a few coppers? Ire is a thing of the past when one has a means of regaining one's losses.'
Gord couldn't believe his ears. 'What? You want to take me on again? I’ve already won the piddling amount of money you had to lose. What do you propose to wager this time?'
'Well, dear friend. It just so happens I have been saving for a rainy day for some time now. But I won't be giving you a chance to rob me. No sirree! I have a sure thing in mind that is going to make me a rich man!'
The combination of learning about his friend's hidden resources and his plans to build on them was too much for the greedy thief. Gord began demanding the full story, in detail, while Chert coyly avoided telling much. After a fair time, however, he fulty consented. 'I am loath to give you such a mark, Gord, for I intended to take the fellow by myself. You are my friend, though, and this idiot has enough to make us both rich ten times over, so I guess I should let you have a crack at him, as long as we split the winnings and you put up the capital'
Gord bridled at the last stipulation. 'Why not split the capital as well?' he asked suspiciously.
'Because you won my share from me last night and I'm doing you a favor as it is — one you hardly deserve, I might add,' Chert said, putting heavy emphasis on the last part of the statement Then he added. In a somewhat gentler tone. This will work out for both of us. We'll both get a large sum and I won't have to touch my savings while I earn it.' The barbarian's tone convinced the usually cautious thief that his friend was sincere.
'Then tell me, and be done with this ambiguity!'
'It's a game of this college don's own making, and one I think you could most definitely best him at' Chert replied, a little too eagerly.
Gord began to sniff the odor of a setup. 'And what made you think you could get the best of this college professor?' he asked, one eyebrow raised in telltale uncertainty. 'Or were you planning on drawing me into this all along?'
The usually slow-thinking Chert had been prepared for this question, and he answered posthaste. 'All right so I set you up. But what of it? At least you come out better when I trick you than I do when you pull the same stunt! If you pull this off, which I think you can, then we both win. So what can be wrong with that?'
Chert's response was so vehement that Gord felt a little sorry for him. 'Why didn't you just ask me to help you out on this, instead of trying to dupe me?' Gord asked gently.
'Because,' Chert sighed. 'If the truth be known, I wanted to pull a trick on you for a change.'
'I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, poor fellow, but you couldn't fool a fool, let alone anyone of my intellectual caliber.' Gord issued the insult in a matter-of-fact tone of voice.
'Well, it was worth a tiy,' Chert said humbly. And still is, he thought, smiling inwardly. 'So, will you do it?'
'How can I resist?' Gord eagerly agreed. 'It will be be fun taking money from someone other than you, for a change,' and with that he planted a hearty slap on the hillman's broad back. Chert had all he could do to keep from pounding his egotistical friend into the floorboards.
'So tell me, when do I get to meet this soon-to-be-broke professor?'
