“YOU THINK HE’LL BE SORE?”
“Who?” Kathryn asked, driving white-knuckled down Highway 69 somewhere in Oklahoma way past midnight, running that little Chevrolet-the one they switched out for the Cadillac coupe in Chicago-just as fast as that standard six would go.
“George,” Louise said. “Your husband. Remember him?”
“How can I forget George?” Kathryn asked, taking the wheel in one hand and reaching for her silver cigarette case with the other. Louise flicked open the lighter and got her smoking, as she breezed through another dead town, slowing down for two quick moments to pass over some railroad tracks. “George has the loot.”
Louise had begged her to stop off in Kansas City and get some sleep, but Kathryn said she wasn’t gonna stop till she got to Coleman. She needed to get back to Texas, talk to Grandma, and figure out some kind of plan to spring Ora from jail, maybe Potatoes and Boss, too.
“They’re gonna write songs about you two.”
“Thanks for being a sister and not telling George you knew about Urschel.”
“How could I forget Charles Urschel? You’ve been talking about the man for months. Called him your ‘sugar daddy.’ ”
“And you’d be best served to wash that from your mind unless you want the G crawling all over your ass, too.”
The highway was open and clear at this time of night, only a train heading north, the Chevrolet running side by side in the opposite direction, light from the passenger cars strobing and flicking across the women’s faces. Kathryn smoked and held her right hand aloft, shaking her head at the goddamn insult of it all, seeing her mother in the papers, turning her head from the camera and being called a dirty, rotten kidnapper. The damn nerve, them using a photograph of Kathryn from when she’d been pinched on that shop-lifting beef in Fort Worth. It was a hell of a bad photo, with her in a frumpy dress and not looking her best. And now the copper who’d gotten her out of that mess was dead. Poor old dearly dead Ed Weatherford. She just might break down and cry at his passing.
“You don’t worry George will leave you?”
“He’s right behind us.”
“What makes you so sure?”
“I’m sure.”
“That’s some kind of faith, sister.”
“It’s not faith, Louise.” Kathryn glanced into the rearview and saw Chingy sleeping on a feather pillow she’d stolen from the Hotel Fort Des Moines.
“You know, you can train a man just like you train a dog. Only instead of biscuits, you use your snatch. It’s true.”
“I hear marriage neuters ’em.”
“It’s a reward system. All men are pussy-crazy. You know that. They can’t help it. It’s in their damn ape brain. Everything a man does-a real man, anyway-he does it for pussy. Think about George. Why does he take so much time dressing, shining those shoes, and fussing over his hair? You know he has his eyebrows thinned to look like Ricardo Cortez? I shit you not.”
“I don’t think my pussy has ever trained a man. The only thing my pussy does is get me into trouble. Sometimes my pussy just doesn’t think. Bad kitty.”
“Listen, we go through Dallas, I’m dropping you at the train station. I’ll give you some dough to get home, and then I don’t want you saying a word about any of this. You hear me? I want you to amscray from all this mess.”
“Sure had a good time,” Louise said. “I can’t believe that hick told George to suck his peter.”
“He told Joan Crawford to suck his peter.”
“It was still George.”
“It’s all mixed up.”
“You still never told me about your big plan.”
“What big plan?” Kathryn asked.
“What you’re gonna do with all that dough.”
“I’ll tell you one thing that I’ve promised myself for a long time. The first time I saw it mentioned in
“That’s fine and all, Kit. But what about after? The World’s Fair ain’t forever.”
“Don’t get pushy. You sound like George. I’m sick of that worried mind. It’ll kill you.”
“I’m just saying…”
“It’s my road, sister,” Kathryn said, pressing down the accelerator and passing a truck loaded down, all crooked and crazy, with chicken coops, feathers crossing over the windshield like it was snowing in August. They scattered and blew away in the hot night air.
“Sorry to hear about Albert, too.”
“That’s his road,” Kathryn said. “He got pinched. His own fault.”
“He was a swell guy.”
“You screw ’im?”
“Sure,” Louise said. “Didn’t do much for me. But he sure enjoyed it. I felt sorry for the fella. He’d gotten all sloppy and started to cry. Said he missed his wife.”
“You’re bugs.”
“
And they laughed. Kathryn flipping her silver cigarette case over to Louise, Louise taking a cigarette and snapping the case shut, and Kathryn telling her she was thick. She said she wanted Louise to have it.
“Come on.”
“Come on, nothin’,” Kathryn said. “You’re my pal. We got to stick together.”
“George is A-OK, Kit.”
“I suppose.”
“If he meets you in Texas, you better know you got yourself a good egg.”
“You really think they’ll write songs about us?”
“Sure.”
Kathryn mashed the accelerator onto the floor.
“What kind?”
“Who knows?” Louise said, smiling. “Say, you hungry?”
“I’d like that nigger Cab Calloway to sing about me. He sounds better than any ole white man I ever heard. You ever listened to that song ‘Minnie the Moocher’?”
“Watch out,” Louise yelled, pointing at a pair of gleaming eyes coming up fast, and Kathryn swerved, barely missing a mangy dog with sagging old tits. Knocked up and left on the roadside to starve.
“What about magazines?”
“Of course,” Louise said. “This is big. Movies, too. What you and George did is better than being famous.”
“What’s better than being famous?” Kathryn asked, tossing the spent cigarette into the night air, leaving her hand outside to trail and feel the wind between her fingers, nothing but Mr. Moon to keep ’em company while they headed south on 69, some kind of purpose giving her kick.
“Jean Harlow is famous,” Louise said, studying the etching on her new silver cigarette case and rubbing her fingers into the initials KK. “Kit Kelly is infamous.”
Kathryn didn’t stop smiling until dawn broke over the city of Dallas.
HARVEY BAILEY COULD SLEEP ANYWHERE. HE’D TRAINED HIS mind to let all the worry and strife go, and doze off in a bed, in a car, on the ground-didn’t matter much. He could be on the run, maybe an hour from a job, heart racing a bit, and still he could shut his eyes and take in a nap. You never knew when you needed your wits about you, and it was the suckers and fools who kept themselves plied with coffee or cocaine till the paranoia made them screw up, coppers seeing them trip from a mile away. He was dreaming in jail, as often he did, floating
