I just don't believe this bullshit, and I especially don't believe my dad going along with it.
'Dad, this is so much bullshit.'
'Amy said that would probably be your reaction,' Brewster Payne said. 'I can see she was right.'
'Anyway, it's a moot point. I couldn't go out there if I wanted to,' Matt said. 'Uncle Denny, tell him that I just can't call up my sergeant and tell him that I won't be in for a couple of days…'
'I'm disappointed in you, Matty,' Chief Coughlin said. 'I thought by now you would have put two and two together.'
I'm a little disappointed in me myself, now that the mystery of my temporary assignment, report to Sergeant McElroy, has been cleared up.
'What did Detweiler do, call you?'
'He called the mayor,' Coughlin said. 'And the mayor called Chief Lowenstein and me.'
'I don't think it entered Dick Detweiler's mind, it certainly never entered mine, that you would have any reservations at all about helping Penny in any way you could,' Brewster Payne said. Matt looked across the table at him. 'But if you feel this strongly about it, I'll call Amy and…'
Matt held up both hands. 'I surrender.'
'I'm not sure that's the attitude we're all looking for.'
Matt met his father's eyes.
'I'll do whatever I can to help Penny,' he said.
There was another Significant Silence, and then Brewster C. Payne reached in his breast pocket and took out an envelope.
'These are the tickets. You're on American Airlines Flight 485 tomorrow morning at eight-fifteen. A car will meet you at the airport in Las Vegas. You will spend the night there…'
'At The Lindens?'
'Presumably. And return the next morning.'
Shortly afterward, after having concluded their business with Detective Payne, Chief Coughlin and Brewster C. Payne went their respective ways.
Matt spent the balance of the evening in McGee's Saloon, in the company of Detective Charley McFadden of Northwest Detectives.
Perhaps naturally, their conversation dealt with their professional duties. Detective McFadden, who had been seven places below Matt on the detective examination listing, told Matt what he was doing in Northwest Detectives,
Charley had been an undercover Narc right out of the Police Academy, before he'd gone to Special Operations where he and Matt had become friends. On his very first assignment as a rookie detective, he found that his lieutenant was a supervisor (then a sergeant) he'd worked under in Narcotics, and who treated him like a detective, not a rookie detective. His interesting case of the day had been the investigation of a shooting of a numbers runner by a client who felt that he had cheated.
Matt had not felt that Detective McFadden would be thrilled to hear of his specialization in investigating recovered stolen automobiles, and spared him a recounting. Neither had he been fascinated with Detective McFadden's report on the plans for his upcoming wedding, and the ritual litany of his intended's many virtues.
The result of this was that Matt had a lot to drink, and woke up with a hangover and just enough time to dress, throw some clothes in a bag, and catch a cab to the airport, but not to have any breakfast.
At the very last minute, specifically at 7:40 A.M., as he handed his small suitcase to the attendant at the American Airlines counter, Detective Payne realized that he had, as either a Pavlovian reflex, or because he was more than a little hung over, picked up his Chief's Special revolver and its holster from the mantelpiece and clipped it to his waistband before leaving his apartment.
Carrying a pistol aboard an airliner was in conflict with federal law, which prohibited any passenger, cop or not, to go armed except on official business, with written permission.
'Hold it, please,' Officer Payne said to the counter attendant. She looked at him with annoyance, and then with wide-eyed interest as he took out his pistol, opened the cylinder, and ejected the cartridges.
'Sir, what are you doing?'
'Putting this in my suitcase,' he said, and then added, when he saw the look on her face, 'I'm a police officer.'
That, to judge from the look on her face, was either an unsatisfactory reply, or one she was not willing to accept. He found his badge and photo ID and showed her that. She gave him a wan smile and quickly walked away. A moment later someone higher in the American Airlines hierarchy appeared.
'Sir, I understand you've placed a weapon in your luggage,' he said.
'I'm a police officer,' Matt said, and produced his ID again.
'We have to inspect the weapon to make sure it is unloaded,' the American Airlines man said.
'I just unloaded it,' Matt said, and offered the handful of cartridges as proof.
'We do not permit passengers to possess ammunition in the passenger cabins of our aircraft,' the American Airlines man said.
Matt opened the suitcase again, handed the Chief's Special to the man, who accepted it as if it were obviously soaked in leper suppuration, and finally handed it back. Matt returned it to the suitcase and dumped the cartridges in an interior pocket.
By then, the American Airlines man had a form for Matt to sign, swearing that the firearm he had in his luggage was unloaded. When he had signed it, the man from American Airlines affixed a red tag to the suitcase handle reading UNLOADED FIREARM.
If I were a thief, Detective Payne thought, and looking for something to steal, I think I'd make my best shot at a suitcase advertising that it contained a gun. You can get a lot more from a fence for a gun than you can get for three sets of worn underwear.
'Thank you, sir,' the man from American Airlines said. 'Have a pleasant flight.'
A stewardess squatted in the aisle beside him.
'May I get you something before we take off, sir?'
'How about a Bloody Mary?'
'Certainly, sir,' she said, but managed to make it clear that anyone who needed a Bloody Mary at eight o'clock in the morning was at least an alcoholic, and most probably was going to cause trouble on the flight for thenice passengers in first class.
The Bloody Mary he had on the ground before they took off had made him feel a little better, and the Bloody Mary he had once they were in the air made him feel even better. It also helped him doze off. He became aware of this when a painful pressure in his ears woke him and alerted him to the fact that the airliner was making its descent to Las Vegas. The stewardess, obviously, had decided that someone who drank a Bloody Mary and a half at eight A.M., and then passed out, had no interest in breakfast.
Primarily to make sure that he still had it, he took the envelope containing the tickets from his pocket. There was something, a smaller, banknote-sized envelope, in theNESFOODS INTERNATIONAL Office of the President envelope he had not noticed before.
He tore it open. There were five crisp one-hundred-dollar bills, obviously expense money, and a note:
Dear Matt:
I am not much good at saying 'Thank You,' but I want you to know that Grace and I will always have you in our hearts and in our prayers for your selfless, loving support of Penny in her troubles. Our family is truly blessed to have a friend like you.
