'To save everyone from themselves? I think not. Hate is the world's most pernicious weed… especially when people like you do nothing.'
'Every garden I have tended is either dead or wild, Emperor.'
'Why did you agree to be Quick Ben's shaved knuckle in the hole, Tayschrenn?'
The High Mage blinked in surprise.
'And why didn't he call on you when I sent him into that nightmare?'
'I would have been disappointed indeed,' Tayschrenn slowly said, 'had he called on me so soon. As I said earlier, Emperor, I hold to the long view on matters of this realm.'
'Why didn't D'rek kill you?'
'She tried.'
'What?'
'I talked her out of it.'
'Abyss take me, how I hate you!'
'Even gods must learn to control their tempers,' Tayschrenn said, ' lest they set a bad example.'
'You said that to D'rek?'
'I am saying that to you, Shadowthrone.'
'My temper is fine! I am perfectly calm – seething with fury and hatred, mind you, but calm!'
Neither spoke for a time after that, until the god murmured, 'My poor Wickans…'
'They are not as vulnerable as you fear, Emperor. They will have Nil and Nether. They will have Temul, and when Temul is old, decades from now, he will have a young warrior to teach, whose name shall be Coltaine.' He clasped his hands behind his back, frowning down at the smoke-wreathed city as the first greying of dawn approached. 'If you would fear,' he said, 'fear for your own child.'
'I fear nothing-'
'Liar. You heard Temper step out of Coop's – and you fled.'
'Expedience!'
'Unquestionably.'
'You're in a nest of vipers here – I am happy to leave you to it.'
Tayschrenn sketched a modest bow. 'Emperor. Please convey my greetings to Cotillion.'
'Tell him yourself, if you dare.'
'It was not me who stole Kalam from him – tell me, does the assassin live?'
'He's in the Deadhouse – isn't that answer enough?'
'Not really.'
'I know!' Shadowthrone cackled in glee, then vanished like mist in the wind.
The morning was bright, the sun already warm, as the Master Investigator paused outside the Imperial Domicile in the city of Kartool. He adjusted his uniform, ensuring that every wrinkle was smoothed away. Then he licked the palms of his hands and carefully, tenderly, eased back his unruly hair – unruly in his own mind, at least. A last glance down at his boots, reassured by their unmarred polish, then he smartly ascended the steps and entered the squat building.
A nod rather than an answering salute to the guards stationed just within, then down the hallway to the door of the Commander's office. A knock, sharp and sure, and, upon hearing a muffled invitation to enter, he opened the door and marched inside, halting before the desk, behind which sat the Commander.
Who now looked up, and scowled. 'All right, you pompous ass, let's have it.'
The slight deflation was involuntary on the Master Investigator's part, but he managed to mask it as best as possible. 'I have the following to report, sir, regarding the investigation I rigorously undertook on the mysterious deaths of the acolytes and priests of the temple dedicated to D'rek on the Street of-'
'Will you shut up! You want to report your conclusions, yes? Then do just that!'
'Of course, sir. Given lack of evidence to the contrary, sir, only one conclusion is possible. The devotees of D'rek have, one and all, committed a thorough orgy of suicide in the span of a single night.'
Lizard eyes regarded him for an uncomfortably long time. Then he said, 'Sergeant Hellian, the original investigator, said precisely the same thing.'
'Clearly a perceptive woman, sir.'
'A drunk. I shipped her to the Fourteenth.'
'The… Fourteenth…?'
'Write up your conclusions,' the Commander then said, 'and close the investigation. Now get out of here.'
The Master Investigator saluted and escaped with as much dignity as he could manage. Along the corridor, another nod to the guards, then out through the main doors, onto the landing, then down the steps.
Where he paused, looked up. The sunlight was glistening from the magnificent webs of the paralt spiders now resident in the towers of Kartool. A skein of crystal beauty, scintillating like threads of diamond against the stunning blue sky.
Optimism returning, he sighed, deciding that he had never before seen such a wondrous, breathtaking sight. And so he set off with a lighter step, boots ringing smartly on the cobbles.
While a score of huge spiders, crouched in their small caves dug into the walls of the towers, looked with cold, multifaceted eyes. Looked down upon all that crawled below, occasionally curious, ever patient, even as the sweet whispers of hunger flitted through their liquid brains.
The webs were set.
And the traps, in their elaborate elegance, were never empty for long.