Bodies were thumping on to the street, rolling desperately to avoid the man-high wheels.
The horses plunged on, dragging the contraption some further distance down the slope, trailing broken pieces, plaster fragments and other more unsightly things, before the animals managed to slow, then halt, the momentum, aided In no small part by a sudden clenching of wooden brakes upon all six wheels.
Perched atop the carriage, the driver was thrown forward, sailing through the air well above the tossing heads of the horses, landing in a rubbish cart almost buried in the fete’s leavings. This refuse probably saved his life, although, as all grew still once more, only the soles of his boots were visible, temporarily motionless as befitted an unconscious man.
Strewn in the carriage’s wake, amidst mundane detritus, were human remains in various stages of decay,-some plump with rotting flesh, others mere skin stretched over bone. A few of these still twitched or groped aimlessly on the cobbles, like the plucked limbs of insects. Jammed into the partly crushed wall of the shop the conveyance’s rear right-side corner had clipped was a corpse’s head, driven so deep as to leave visible but one eye, a cheek and one side of the jaw. The eye rolled ponderously. The mouth twitched, as if words were struggling to escape, then curled in an odd smile.
Those more complete figures, who had been thrown in all directions, were now slowly picking themselves up, or, in the case of two of them, not moving at all-and by the twist of limbs and neck it was clear that never again would their unfortunate owners move of their own accord, not even to draw breath.
From a window on the second level of a tenement, an old woman leaned out for a brief glance down on the carnage below, then retreated, hands snapping closed the wooden shutters.
Clattering sounds came from within the partly ruined shop, then a muted shriek that was not repeated within the range of human hearing, although in the next street over a dog began howling.
The carriage door squealed open, swung once on its hinges, then fell off, landing with a rattle on the cobbles.
On her hands and knees fifteen paces away, Shareholder Faint lifted her aching head and gingerly turned it towards the carriage, in time to see Master Quell lunge into view, tumbling like a Rhivi doll on to the street. Smoke drifted out in his wake.
Closer to hand, Reccanto Ilk stood, reeling, blinking stupidly around before his eyes lit on the battered sign above the door to Quip’s Bar. He staggered in that direction.
Faint pushed herself upright, brushed dust from her meat-spattered clothes, and scowled as scales of armour clinked down like coins on to the stones. From one such breach in her hauberk she prised loose a taloned finger, which she peered at for a moment, then tossed aside as she set out after Reccanto.
Before she reached the door she was joined by Sweetest Sufferance, the short, plump woman waddling but determined none the less as both her small hands reached out for the taproom’s door.
From the rubbish cart, Glanno Tarp was digging himself free.
Master Quell, on his hands and knees, looked up, then said, ‘This isn’t our street.’
Ducking into the gloom of Quip’s Bar, Faint paused briefly until the heard a commotion at the far end, where Reccanto had collapsed Into a chair, one arm sweeping someone’s leavings from the table, Sweetest Sufferance dragged up another chair and I humped down en it,
The three drunks who were thr oilier customers watched Faint walk across the room, each of them earning a scowl from her.
Quip Younger-whose father had opened this place in a fit of ambition and optimism that had lasted about a week-was shambling over from the bar the same way his old man used to, and reached the table the same time as Faint.
No one spoke.
The keep frowned, then turned round and made his way back to the bar.
Master Quell arrived, along with Glanno Tarp, still stinking of refuse.
Moments later, the four shareholders and one High Mage navigator of the Trygalle Trade Guild sat round the table. No exchange of glances. No words.
Quip Younger-who had once loved Faint, long before anyone ever heard of the Trygalle Trade Guild and long before she hooked up with this mad lot-delivered five tankards and the first pitcher of ale.
Five trembling hands reached for those tankards, gripping them tight.
Quip hesitated; then, rolling his eyes, he lifted the pitcher and began pouring out the sour, cheap brew.
Kruppe took a mouthful of the dark magenta wine-a council a bottle, no less-and swirled it in his mouth until all the various bits of pie were dislodged from the innumerable crevasses between his teeth, whereupon he leaned to one side and spat on to the floor. ‘Ah.’ He smiled across at Meese. ‘Much better, yes?’
‘I’ll take payment for that bottle right now,’ she said. ‘That way I can leave before I have to witness one more abuse of such an exquisite vintage.’
‘Why, has Kruppe’s credit so swiftly vanished? Decided entirely upon an untoward breaking of fast this particular morning?’
‘It’s the insults, you fat pig, piled one on another until it feels I’m drowning in offal.’ She bared her teeth. ‘Offal in a red waistcoat.’
‘Aaii, vicious jab. Kruppe is struck to the heart… and,’ he added, reaching once more for the dusty bottle, ‘has no choice but to loosen said constricture of the soul with yet another tender mouthful.’
Meese leaned forward. ‘If you spit that one out, Kruppe, I will wring your neck.’
He hastily swallowed, then gasped. ‘Kruppe very nearly choked once more. Such a morning! Portents and pastry, wails and wine!’
Heavy steps descending from the upper floor.
‘Ah, here comes yon Malazan saviour. Mallet, dear friend of Kruppe, will Murillio-sweet Prince of Disenchantment-recover to his fullest self? Come, join me in this passing ferment. Meese, sweet lass, will you not find Mallet a goblet?’
Her eyes narrowed into thin slits. ‘How about one for yourself, Kruppe?’
‘Delightful suggestion.’ Kruppe wiped at the bottle’s mouth with one grimy sleeve, then beamed across at her.
She rose, stalked off.
The Malazan healer-sat down with a heavy sigh, closed his eyes and rubbed vigorously at his round, pallid face, then looked round the bar. ‘Where is everyone?’
‘Your companion of the night just past Kruppe has sent home, with the assurance that your self is safe from all harm. Tis dawn, friend, or rather morning’s fresh stumping on dawn’s gilt heels. Ships draw in alongside berths, gangplanks clatter and thump to form momentous bridges from one world to the next. Roads take sudden turns and out trundle macabre mechanisms scattering bits of flesh like dark seeds of doom! Hooded eyes scan strangers, shrikes cry out above the lake’s steaming flats, dogs scratch vigorously behind the ears-ah, Meese has brought us her finest goblets! A moment, whilst Kruppe sweeps out cobwebs, insect husks and other assorted proofs of said goblets’ treasured value-there, now, let us sit back and watch, with pleased eyes, as Meese fills our cups to brimming glory. Why-’
‘For Hood’s sake,’ Mallet cut in, ‘it’s too early for your company, Kruppe. Let me drink this wine and then escape with my sanity, I beg you.’
‘Why, friend Mallet, we await your assessment of Murillio’s physical state:’
‘He’ll live. But no dancing for a week or two.’ He hesitated, frowning down into his goblet, as if surprised to find it suddenly empty once more. ‘Assuming he comes out of his funk, that is. A mired mind can slow the body’s recovery. Can reverse it, in fact.’
‘Fret not over Murillio’s small but precise mind, friend,’ Kruppe said. ‘Such matters ever find solution through Kruppe’s wise ministrations. Does Coll remain at bedside?’
Mallet nodded, set the goblet down and rose. ‘I’m going home.’ He glowered across at Kruppe. ‘And with Oponn’s pull, I might even get there.’
‘Nefarious nuisances thrive best in night’s noisome chaos, dear healer. Kruppe confidently assures you a most uneventful return to your atypical abode.’
Mallet grunted, then said, ‘And how do you plan on assuring that?’
‘Why, with worthy escort, of course!’ He poured himself the last of the wine and smiled up at the Malazan. ‘See yon door and illimitable Irilta positioned before it? Dastardly contracts seeking your sad deaths cannot indeed be
