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explains the speech given by their President, when he insisted on addressing the Congress directly. You did read that portion of the report also?'

Strafford smiled. 'Yes, I did. I was rather amused, despite the man's appalling language. He seems a blunt and direct sort of fellow.' The earl closed his eyes for a moment, summoning his memory-which was, as always, excellent-and began reciting:

' 'If you pass this stinking bill, I will veto it. If you override my veto, I will refuse to implement the provisions in my capacity as the head of the armed forces. I will also give it a development budget too small to pay for a child's toy. If you try to impeach me for so doing, I guarantee you will be in the worst damn brawl of your lives. We outlawed this crap in the world we came from, for Chrissake-and for good reason!-so why is anybody here such a fucking idiot as to think it's a good idea in the new one? Do I make myself clear? Go ahead, try me.'

Harvey smiled. 'Mind you, my lord, I doubt if the proposal would have been adopted anyway. But after that little speech-he broke custom, apparently, by even appearing to give it in the first place-the thing was dropped immediately.'

Strafford studied the doctor. 'And what do you think? Could the Americans make such weapons?'

Harvey shrugged. 'From what I could tell, based on conversations I had with various people… the answer is both 'yes' and 'no.' Yes, they could make them. But not without great difficulty, and not in such quantities as to enable them to poison entire nations.'

'But possibly in enough quantities to poison a much smaller place,' stated Strafford immediately. 'Such as, for instance, the Tower of London.'

Harvey hesitated, then nodded. He began to add something, but Strafford shook his head.

'No, that doesn't solve the problem. Obviously, they wouldn't want to poison themselves at the same time. But who is to say they don't have an antidote of some kind already with them? We've never searched their rooms or their luggage, you know. Nor, given the need to maintain at least the appearances of diplomatic niceties, am I prepared to order such a search. I am violating established custom badly enough as it is, by keeping them sequestered.'

The doctor was silent. Strafford kept studying him. 'And I would remind you, doctor, that according to the accounts we've received-three of them, now, from independent sources-the Americans did not hesitate to use some sort of fiendish incendiary weapon against the Spanish troops they trapped in the Wartburg.'

Again, Harvey began to speak; but, again, Strafford shook his head. 'No, doctor, that won't do either. I am aware, also, that the Americans seem to have taken care at the Wartburg to keep the Spanish casualties to a minimum. I am not suggesting these people are a new tribe of Tatars. Still, we cannot make too many assumptions about what they will and won't do. It seems odd to me that they make such a fuss about some forms of what they call 'chemical warfare,' but don't seem to have any qualms about roasting a man to death with another. Contradictory, that is, from any philosophical or theological or ethical standpoint I can imagine. So, at least, it seems to me.'

Harvey was silent. Finally, Strafford allowed a little smile to come to his face. 'Oh-say it, doctor. I am not trying to browbeat you. Simply, if you will, playing the good sophist by arguing the other side of the case.'

Harvey returned the smile with one of his own. 'Nor, for that matter, should you assume I am their partisan, my lord. There was much about the Americans that, frankly, I found quite distasteful. But the fact remains-'

He squared his shoulders a bit. 'The fact remains that one thing I did notice, while I was there-impossible not to notice it, save you were a blind man-was the great care they take of children. Much better care, to be honest, that we often do in our own kingdom.'

Strafford's lips tightened, but he did not argue the point. He had often been appalled himself, since his youth, at the condition of many of England's children. Especially those of paupers.

'The Tower is full of children, is what you are saying.'

'Yes, My Lord. And I remind you that the one woman-' For a moment, Harvey's lips twisted into a grimace. 'The one who seems to fancy herself some kind of 'lady.' Well. The point being, that whatever her pretensions now, she was-by all accounts-'

'A teacher of children. And for most of a lifetime.'

Harvey nodded. Strafford turned slightly away from the doctor and clasped his hands behind his back. 'Do not be misled by your own habits, doctor,' he said softly. 'I have, as it happens, spent a number of hours in the company of Lady Mailey.' There was just a slight emphasis on the title. 'Which you have not, I believe. That she is a 'lady,' in some fundamental sense of the term, is not subject to doubt.'

Harvey accepted the mild reproof without demur. Strafford swiveled his head back toward him. 'Still, as you say, a former teacher of children. And I believe you are correct in this matter, doctor. Whatever else that woman might be capable of, I find it impossible to imagine her deliberately poisoning dozens of innocent children. True, it is a sinful world. But some crimes, at least, we may have safely left behind us.'

He smiled crookedly. 'Which, now that I think upon the matter, is exactly what their President said to their own Congress. If not, admittedly, with such a fine turn of phrase as my own.'

For a moment, he and William Harvey shared a little laugh. When that was over, Strafford issued his commands.

'We shall do it, then. Give the Americans in the Tower whatever they ask for-within reason-in the way of resources and labor. If nothing else, this might prove to be an interesting and valuable test of their claims. Their moral claims, even more than their mechanical ones-which, I think, will prove in the end to be the most important thing to know about them. I would ask you, however, to oversee the affair from the standpoint of the crown.'

'Yes, my lord. Ah-'

'No need, I think, to concern King Charles over such a small matter as building a clothes-cleaning apparatus and killing insects. Nor, of course, do I expect you to take any time away from the medical demands of His Majesty and the queen.'

'Ah, yes. my lord. You understand-'

'Yes, yes. I am aware that the queen's health is frail and she requires a great deal of attention. Simply give this affair at the Tower as much attention as you can.'

'Yes, my lord.'

On the third day of the spraying of the Tower of London, Darryl McCarthy was manning the spray gun. Toward the end of the day, he insisted on spraying the special dungeons where the most dangerous criminals were kept.

'Doesn't do any good,' he said forcefully, 'if you don't kill all the lice-and you know as well as I do, Andrew, that the damn things will be worse in there than anywhere else!'

By this time, the Official Sprayer was a title of great-even if informal-respect. Somewhat helplessly, the Yeoman Warder looked to Doctor Harvey for guidance. After a moment's hesitation, Harvey nodded his approval.

'But the prisoners will not be allowed to leave their cells during the process,' he said firmly. 'If they suffer some ill-effects, so be it. Most of them will be dead soon enough anyway.'

Darryl didn't argue the point. Truth be told, he agreed with the good doctor.

When Darryl entered the fourth cell, the Yeoman Warder accompanying him curtly ordered the prisoner into a corner. Once the man was there, Andrew fastened his manacles and hastily backed out of the chamber, closing the heavy door behind him.

The moment he heard the sound of the bar being dropped across the outer door, Darryl began by spraying the prisoner himself. Most vigorously.

'Take that, you Sasanach bastard. If the Brits don't chop you, I hope this gives you cancer. Black-and-Tan asshole. Butcher of Ireland.' Spish-spish- spish. 'I didn't have orders, I'd shove this thing down your throat and let you have the whole lot.'

The prisoner was covering his face with his hands. Still snarling obscenities, Darryl turned away and finished spraying the rest of the chamber. Then, started fumbling beneath the heavy protective garment he was wearing. Rita and Nelly had designed and sewn the thing. It was something like a combination of a poncho and a pair of 'heavy duty pajamas.' Very bulky-certainly bulky enough to conceal a small object like a walkie-talkie.

'Orders,' muttered Darryl. 'I still say this is a bad idea. Here, fuckwad-take it. Keep it hidden.' He smacked the prisoner on the top of his head with the spray gun. 'Dammit-pay attention! You see this button?'

Bleary-eyed, the prisoner stared up at him. Then, down at the button on the strange device. Darryl smacked him again. The prisoner nodded.

'That turns it on and off.' He glanced up to make sure the cell had an arrow slit through which the prisoner could tell if it was day or night. 'Keep it off except just after sundown. Then turn it on until you hear a voice. Then do what the lady says. See this button? Looks kinda like a little black wheel sticking out on the side.'

Smack. The prisoner nodded.

'That's the volume control. That means the voice will sound louder or softer. Turn it down as low as you can and still hear it. So the guards don't. The gadget's set for VOX, so you just talk into it. But remember that when you're talking, you can't be listening. So shut up when you're done so she can get a word in. And that's it. Even a stinking murderous shithead like you should be able to figure it out.'

For good measure, Darryl gave him a few last spurts of DDT-spish-spish-spish-and stalked over to the door. By the time Andrew opened it, in response to his hammering fist, Darryl was humming the tune of 'The Men Behind the Wire.'

Shortly after sundown, the prisoner did as he had been instructed. He heard a woman's voice coming out of the strange little box. Hastily, he followed the orders he had been given and swiveled the little wheel until the voice was barely loud enough to hear.

'-mwell. Oliver Cromwell. Come in. Are you there?'

A bit hesitantly, he spoke. 'Aye. 'Tis I.'

There was a little pause. Then he heard the woman muttering something. It sounded something like 'damn Darryl-didn't he-' He didn't catch the rest.

A moment later, the woman said: '-can barely hear you. You need to hold the-ah, the thing-up close to your mouth. Talk into the grille-ah, the crosshatch-looking part-ah, what do you call it-'

He smiled. 'I understand. Is this better?'

'Yes. Good! Now, listen. This thing is called a 'walkie-talkie.' With it, we can talk to you from where we are, which is in a part of the Tower called St. Thomas' Tower. But you don't have a lot of power to spare-'

He didn't understand the sentence or two which followed. Something involving 'batteries,' though he didn't see where massed guns had anything to do with the subject at hand.

'-only right after sundown, you understand? If you leave it on, you'll drain it.'