He said nothing but plunged into the deeper darkness and forged unhurriedly ahead. I scrabbled to keep up with him, the whole time my mind turning over the possible questions the Master would ask me. 'No matter how bad it gets,' I told myself, 'if you know what is good for you, you won't mention Aria.'
We walked for a long time through pitch black. It is true, he had the torch, but what could it light? For every few yards of night it burned away, there were oceans more that would flood in. This darkness everywhere had me constantly on the verge of screaming. I have no idea how I was able to continue, but continue I did. We seemed to be traveling down to the heart of nothing when all of a sudden, we turned to the right and stepped into a small cavern that was lit as brightly as day by some luminescent source I could not detect. Sitting in a high-backed chair situated in front of a garden of waist-high stalagmites, legs demurely crossed, smoking a long thin cigarette, was Drachton Below. Curled up at his feet with its back to me was a very large doglike creature covered with long silver hair.
'Cley, good to see you,' he said and blew a stem-thin trail of smoke from his lips. He wore burgundy silk pants and a lime green jacket. The pale skin of his hairless chest almost reflected the brilliant light that was everywhere.
'Master,' I said, bowing slightly.
'And how is the investigation going?' he asked, inspecting the back of his right hand.
'Splendidly,' I said.
'Really ...' he replied.
'But are you real?' I asked. 'I recently took the beauty, and I am in a jillywix as to the corporeality of this meeting.'
'What do you mean by
'Are you here?'
'Not only am I here, but, look, I've brought along an old friend of yours.' With this, he nudged the creature lying at his feet with the sole of his sandal. 'Up,' he commanded. It growled slightly, kicked its back legs spasmodically once, and then began to rise. I was astonished when it did not come to rest on four legs, but continued till it was standing on two like a dog convinced it is human.
'Wait . . .' I said, because something about it began to appear familiar to me. Then it turned and I saw the lupine face of Greta Sykes, the Latrobian werewolf. 'Not this,' I said, taking in her form. She was larger than when I had first tracked her down, and there were two rows of metal bolts that pierced both scalp and skull at the crown of her head. Her incisors and claws still appeared as sharp, but now beneath the thick coat I could detect the human breasts of a young woman. Trapped in her eyes was a look of great suffering and sorrow.
'Your little werewolf. I've done some work on her, messed around with the brain and added some new pain centers. She doesn't change into a little girl anymore; now she is an effective agent.'
'Your genius astounds me,' I stammered.
'Down,' he told her, and she lowered herself to the floor, curling up at his feet once again. 'Cley, your genius had better astound me at the completion of this case. I want that white fruit.'
'I am about to enact the Twelfth Maneuver,' I said.
He laughed at me. 'Whatever,' he said, waving his hand. 'If you fail, I will have Miss Sykes here perform the Last Maneuver on you and the rest of that tedious town.'
'As you wish, Master,' I said.
'And what is this I hear about a certain young lady who is serving as your assistant?'
'Just a secretary, sir. There are a lot of bodies to read down there. I need someone to help me keep track.'
'You're a sly one, Cley,' he said. 'I don't care what you do with her. I want the fruit. The Weil-Built City needs me to live forever.'
'But of course,' I said.
'Now,' he said, turning his profile to me and placing the much-diminished cigarette in his mouth, 'take that surrogate penis out of your coat pocket and let's see some of the old scientific exactitude.'
'Am I to shoot?' I asked.
'No, you are to stand there till the end of time. I'm not giving medals for stupid questions this week. You'd better get to it,' he said speaking out of the smiling side of his mouth.
I pulled out the gun and raised my arm to aim. The derringer swerved and dipped at the behest of the beauty, my fear, and the increasingly pungent odor of Greta Sykes. 'What if I were to miss,' I thought as I closed one eye for clearer vision. That thought exploded in my mind a moment before the gun went off, its report ricocheting off the blue walls of the cavern.
I came awake suddenly, sitting straight up. Across the room from me there was a neat hole in the center of Arden's mirror and a sleet storm of shattered glass on the floor in front of it. I shook my head in an attempt to clear it. The bright day outside my window revealed an end to the snowstorm. I threw the derringer on the floor and took out a cigarette. There was the sound of rustling a floor below, and then I heard Mantakis hurrying up the stairs. His pounding at the door thickened my headache and spiked my eyes.
'Your honor,' he called, 'did I hear a gun go off?'
'A little experiment, Mantakis,' I said.
'An experiment?' he asked.
'To see if you were awake,' I said.
'I am,' he said.
'What is the time?'
'Your honor, it is nine-fifty.'
'Draw me a bath and bring me a steaming bowl of that excrement that passes for sustenance here.'
'The wife has made a cremat goulash that is a testament to her abilities,' he said.
'My very fear, Mantakis.'
I almost lost consciousness while adrift in the acrimonious waters of my bath. With the freezing temperature, the blowing snow, and the fact that I felt as if I really had traveled to Mount Gronus through the night, my mind reeled and my consciousness began to constrict in the manner of my other apertures. Just as I was going under, Mantakis appeared and swept a steeping bowl of goulash under my nose, which had the miraculous effect of smelling salts. I actually thanked him for that whiff of death and then ordered him to take it, and himself, away.
I sat, frozen, and searched every inch of my mind for the lost Physiognomy. I couldn't turn up a single digit, not even a fraction of a chin. 'What do you do when the surface gives way and you fall in?' I said to the snowdrifts beyond the screen. Then the Master came to my thoughts, carried by a chilly gust of wind, and for a moment I wondered if perhaps he had not truly contacted me by somehow swimming through the beauty and into last night's hallucination. The memory of Greta Sykes standing before me led me to believe the entire incident was nothing more than a nightmare concocted from my own worst fears, but the Master was rich in magic, a primitive phenomenon I had no knowledge of. For all their grotesque weirdness these thoughts did not concern me as much as the prospect of facing the faces of Anamasobia empty-headed.
Mayor Bataldo was standing in a small snowdrift waiting for me outside the hotel. He was dressed in a long black coat, and atop his bulbous head was a ridiculous black hat with a broad brim. Seeing me, he flashed a grin so full of whimsy that I wanted, right then, to give him another beating.
'Beautiful day, your honor,' he said.
'Contain yourself, Mayor, my patience is a brittle thing today,' I told him.
The people of Anamasobia await you at the church,' he said, his smile fading but never quite completely gone.
We started down the street, snow crunching beneath our boots, the town as still and silent as a graveyard. As we walked, the mayor reeled off the details of his preparations.
'I have assigned you a bodyguard, the most vicious of the miners, a fellow named Calloo. He will protect you in the event one of the citizens protests the protocol. Father Garland has set a screen up on the altar so that those who must disrobe will have some privacy. By the way, the father is beside himself with the idea of both nudity and science infiltrating his church on the same day.'
'Keep him away from me,' I said. 'Whatever status he has in this town due to his religious station means nothing to me. I'll have him whipped like a mongrel if he interferes.'
'Aria has suggested that you would like to see Morgan and his daughter, Alice, first, since they have generated some suspicion in the town.'
'Very well,' I said.
'Look, there are your specimens,' said Bataldo, pointing ahead of us.
We were close enough to the church for me to appraise the haphazard line of oafish reprobates. When they noticed us approaching, they grew silent, and it did me some good to see a suggestion of nervousness and perhaps a tinge of fear come into nearly all the faces. Some of the bigger and more brutal looking of the miners showed no emotion at all. How could I really frighten them after their having spent such a large portion of their lives in darkness with the possibility of a cave-in or the invisible danger of poison gas always lurking? At least they did not openly show their contempt.
I was about to head for the door of the church when the mayor took my arm and stopped me. 'A moment, your honor,' he said. Then he turned to the crowd and, waving his arms in the air, called out down the line, 'All right, as we practiced. Ready, one, two, three ...'
The townspeople broke into a raggedly coordinated chorus of, 'Good morning, your honor,' yelling like a pack of schoolchildren greeting their teacher.
It took me by surprise, and all I could think to do was give a half bow in acknowledgment. This brought peals of laughter from them. Bataldo was beside himself with glee. My anger surged in me, and for a moment I almost lost sight of the situation. Had I actually taken out the loaded derringer and shot the mayor as I so wanted to at that moment, it might have jeopardized the entire case. Instead, I took a breath, turned away, and made for the entrance to the church. It did not help that I tripped on the first of those crooked steps, for that brought forth another torrent of hilarity at my expense.
I realized I was sweating profusely as I made my way over the unsteady bridge just inside the doors of the church. With the Physiognomy nowhere in sight, I knew my only recourse was to pretend. In short, to put on a mask of competency, behind which I could hide my emptiness. The shadowy nature of the church was a blessing that would aid me. My greatest problem would be Aria, who now came toward me beaming with beauty and an uncanny knowledge of that which had once defined my importance.
'Are you ready to do some work?' I asked sternly as I handed her my bag of instruments.
