'This has got to be done before 11 P.M. What's the matter? You haven't got three hours?'
I grabbed my head. The boy just didn't know. I said, 'Let me make a call, will you?'
I stepped back into the booth, glared at him, and said, 'Private!'
Flora shone on the screen again, like a mirage on an asteroid. She said, 'Something wrong, Max? Don't say something's wrong. I canceled my other engagement.'
I said, 'Flora, baby, I'll be there. I'll be there. But something's come up.'
She asked the natural question in a hurt tone of voice and I said, 'No. Not another girl. With you in the same town they don't make any other girls. Females, maybe. Not girls. Baby! Honey!' (I had a wild impulse but hugging 'vision screen is no pastime for a grown man.) 'It's business. Just hold on. It won't take long.'
She said, 'All right,' but she said it kind of like it was just enough not all right so that I got the shivers.
I stepped out of the booth and said, 'All right, Rog, what kind of mess have you cooked up for me?'
We went into the spaceport bar and got us an insulated booth. He said, 'The Antares Giant is coming in from Sirius in exactly half an hour; at 8 P.M. local time.'
'Okay.'
'Three men will get out, among others, and will wait for the Space Eater coming in from Earth at 11 P.M. and leaving for Capella some time thereafter. The three men will get on the Space Eater and will then be out of our jurisdiction.'
'So.'
'So between 8:00 and 11:00, they will be in a special waiting room and you will be with them. I have a trimensional image of each for you so you'll know which they are and which is which. You have between 8:00 and 11:00 to decide which one of the three is carrying contraband.'
'What kind of contraband?'
'The worst kind. Altered Spaceoline.'
'Altered Spaceoline?'
He had thrown me. I knew what Spaceoline was. If you've been on a space-hop you know, too. And in case you're Earth-bound yourself the bare fact is that everyone needs it on the first space-trip; almost everybody needs it for the first dozen trips; lots need it every trip. Without it, there is vertigo associated with free fall, screaming terrors, semi-permanent psychoses. With it, there is nothing; no one minds a thing. And it isn't habit-forming; it has no adverse side-effects. Spaceoline is ideal, essential, unsubstitutable. When in doubt, take Spaceoline.
Rog said, 'That's right, altered Spaceoline. It can be changed chemically by a very simple reaction that can be conducted in anyone's basement into a drug that will give one giant-size charge and become your baby-blue habit the first time. It is on a par with the most dangerous alkaloids we know.'
'And we just found out about it?'
'No. The Service has known about it for years, and we've kept others from knowing by squashing every discovery flat. Only now the discovery has gone too far.'
'In what way?'
'One of the men who will be stopping over at this spaceport is carrying some of the altered Spaceoline on his person. Chemists in the Capellan system, which is outside the Federation, will analyze it and set up ways of synthesizing more. After that, it's either fight the worst drug menace we've ever seen or suppress the matter by suppressing the source.'
'You mean Spaceoline.'
'Right. And if we suppress Spaceoline, we suppress space travel.'
I decided to put my finger on the point. 'Which one of the three has it?'
Rog smiled nastily, 'If we knew, would we need you? You're to find out which of the three.'
'You're calling on me for a lousy frisk job.'
'Touch the wrong one at the risk of a haircut down to the larynx. Every one of the three is a big man on his own planet. One is Edward Harponaster; one is Joaquin Lipsky; and one is Andiamo Ferrucci. Well?'
He was right. I'd heard of every one of them. Chances are you have, too; and not one was touchable without proof in advance, as you know. I said, 'Would one of them touch a dirty deal like-'
'There are trillions involved,' said Rog, 'which means any one of the three would. And one of them is, because Jack Hawk got that far before he was killed-'
'Jack Hawk's dead?' For a minute, I forgot about the Galactic drug menace. For a minute, I nearly forgot about Flora.
'Right, and one of those guys arranged the killing. Now you find out which. You put the finger on the right one before 11:00 and there's a promotion, a raise in pay, a pay-back for poor Jack Hawk, and a rescue of the Galaxy. You put the finger on the wrong one and there'll be a nasty interstel-
lar situation and you'll be out on your ear and also on every black list from here to Antares and back.'
I said, 'Suppose I don't finger anybody?'
'That would be like fingering the wrong one as far as the Service is concerned.'
'I've got to finger someone but only the right one or my head's handed to me.'
'In thin slices. You're beginning to understand me, Max.'
In a long lifetime of looking ugly, Rog Crinton had never looked uglier. The only comfort I got out of staring at him was the realization that he was married, too, and that he lived with his wife at Marsport all year round. And does he deserve that. Maybe I'm hard on him, but he deserves it.
I put in a quick call to Flora, as soon as Rog was out of sight.
She said, 'Well?'
I said, 'Baby, honey, it's something I can't talk about, but I've got to do it, see? Now you hang on, I'll get it over with if I have to swim the Grand Canal to the icecap in my underwear, see? If I have to claw Phobos out of the sky. If I have to cut myself in pieces and mail myself parcel post.'
'Gee,' she said, 'if I thought I was going to have to wait-'
I winced. She just wasn't the type to respond to poetry. Actually, she was a simple creature of action- But after all, if I was going to be drifting through low- gravity in a sea of jasmine perfume with Flora, poetry-response is not the type of qualification I would consider most indispensable.
I said urgently, 'Just hold on, Flora. I won't be any time at all. I'll make it up to you.'
I was annoyed, sure, but I wasn't worried as yet. Rog hadn't more than left me when I figured out exactly how I was going to tell the guilty man from the others.
It was easy. I should have called Rog back and told him, but there's no law against wanting egg in your beer and oxygen in your air. It would take me five minutes and then off I would go to Flora; a little late, maybe, but with a promotion, a raise, and a slobbering kiss from the Service on each cheek.
You see, it's like this. Big industrialists don't go space-hopping much; they use trans-video reception. When they do go to some ultra-high interstellar conference, as these three were probably going, they take Spaceoline. For one thing, they don't have enough hops under their belt to risk doing without. For another, Spaceoline is the expensive way of doing it and industrialists do things the expensive way. I know their psychology.
Now that would hold for two of them. The one who carried contraband, however, couldn't risk Spaceoline-even to prevent space-sickness. Under Spaceoline influence, he could throw the drug away; or give it away; or talk gibberish about it. He would have to stay in control of himself.
It was as simple as that, so I waited.
The Antares Giant was on time and I waited with my leg muscles tense for a quick take-off as soon as I collared the murdering drug-toting rat and sped the two eminent captains of industry on their way.
They brought in Lipsky first. He had thick, ruddy lips, rounded jowls, very dark eyebrows, and graying hair. He just looked at me and sat down. Nothing. He was under Spaceoline.
I said, 'Good evening, sir.'
He said, in a dreamy voice, 'Surrealismus of Panamy hearts in three-quarter time for a cup of coffeedom of speech.'
That was Spaceoline all the way. The buttons in the human mind were set free-swing. Each syllable suggests the next in free association.
Andiamo Ferrucci came in next. Bkck mustache, long and waxed, olive complexion, pock-marked face. He took a seat in another chair, facing us.
I said, 'Nice trip?'
He said, 'Trip the light fantastic tock the clock is Growings on the bird.'
Lipsky said, 'Bird to the wise guyed book to all places every body.'
I grinned. That left Harponaster. I had my needle gun neatly palmed out of sight and the magnetic coil ready to grip him.
And then Harponaster came in. He was thin, leathery, near-bald and rather younger than he seemed in his trimensional image. And he was Spaceolined to the gills.
I said, 'Damn!'
Harponaster said, 'Damyankee note speech to his last time I saw wood you say so.'
Ferrucci said, 'Sow the seed the territory under dispute do well to come along long road to a nightingale.'
Lipsky said, 'Gay lords hopping pong balls.'
I stared from one to the other as the nonsense ran down in shorter and shorter spurts and then silence.
I got the picture, all right. One of them was faking. He had thought ahead and realized that omitting the Spaceoline would be a giveaway. He might have bribed an official into injecting saline or dodged it some other way.
One of them must be faking. It wasn't hard to fake the thing. Comedians on sub-etheric had a Spaceoline skit regularly. You've heard them.
I stared at them and got the first prickle at the base of my skull that said: What if you don't finger the right one?
It was 8:30 and there was my job, my reputation, my head growing rickety upon my neck to be considered. I saved it all for later and thought of Flora. She wasn't going to wait for me forever. For that matter, chances were she wouldn't wait for half an hour.
I wondered. Could the faker keep up free association if nudged gently onto dangerous territory?
I said, 'The floor's covered with a nice solid rug' and ran the last two words together to make it 'soli drug.'
