By ten, I was parked, checked in, and through security. Harry wasn’t yet at gate 12-C. I wasn’t concerned. Dorval’s “welcome to Canada” immigration line usually makes Disney World’s snake-back-and-forth-through-the- ribbon-maze queue look short.
Ten forty-five. Still no Harry. I checked the board. Her flight had landed at 10:07.
At eleven I began to get antsy. I tried reading, but my eyes kept drifting to the tide of faces passing by.
At eleven-fifteen, I started running possibilities.
No passport. Maybe Harry didn’t know that a government-issued photo ID was no longer sufficient to enter Canada by plane.
Missing luggage. Maybe Harry was filling out forms in triplicate and quintuplicate. From previous visits I knew she didn’t travel light.
Smuggling. Maybe Harry was batting her lashes at some steely faced customs agent. Right. That works.
I went back to reading my Jasper Fforde novel.
The man to my right was beefy, wiry-haired, and overflowed a polyester sports jacket several sizes too small. He kept bouncing one knee up and down while tapping his boarding pass on the armrest between us.
Montreal is not Toronto. Unlike its stodgy Anglo neighbor to the west, the island city celebrates gender and sex. Nightly, bars and bistros host the pheromone ball into the wee, small hours. Billboards proclaim upcoming events with risque double entendre. Along the highways, half-naked models hawk beer, face cream, watches, and jeans. The town pulses with hot blood and sweat.
But the Big Easy North is never prepared for my sister.
When wire-hair went motionless, I knew Harry had arrived.
She did so with her usual flamboyance, standing in the cart, arms spread like Kate Winslet on the
The cart slowed, and Harry hopped out. In jeans tight enough to be mistaken for skin, rose and turquoise boots, and a pink Stetson. Spotting me, she whipped off and waved the hat. Blond hair cascaded to her waist.
I stood.
Behind me, wire-hair remained frozen. I knew others were sharing his sight line. Others with a Y in each of their cells.
Harry bore down. The driver followed, a Sherpa pack-muling Neiman Marcus and Louis Vuitton.
“Tem-pee-roo-nee!”
“I was starting to wonder if you’d gotten lost.” Spoken from the con-fines of a spine-crushing hug.
Releasing me, Harry arm-draped the Sherpa. “We were parlay-vooing, weren’t we, An-dray?”
Andre smiled, clearly at a loss.
As though choreographed, a microphone voice announced the boarding of our flight.
The Sherpa combined two of Harry’s carry-ons and handed them to her, along with a saddlebag shoulder purse. The Neiman Marcus bag was offered to me. I took it.
Harry gave the Sherpa a twenty, a high-beam smile, and a big “mer-cee.”
Andre zoomed off, a man with a story.
The rental car I’d booked at the Moncton airport was somehow unavailable. An upgrade was offered at the same price.
What type of vehicle?
Spacious. You’ll like it.
Do I have a choice?
No.
While I signed the rental agreement, Harry learned the following.
The agent’s name was George. He was forty-three, divorced, with a ten-year-old son who still wet the bed. Tracadie was a straight shot up Highway 11. Gas was cheap at the Irving station just past Kouchibouguac. Le Coin du pecheur in Escuminac served a mean lobster roll. The trip would take about two hours.
The spacious upgrade turned out to be a shiny new Cadillac Escalade EXT. Black. Harry was pumped.
“Would you look at this bad buggy. Kickass engine, four-wheel drive, and a trailer hitch. We can boogie this iron pony uphill, downhill, and off the road.”
“I’ll stay on the pavement, thanks. Don’t want to get lost.”
“We won’t.” Harry patted her purse. “I’ve got GPS on my phone.”
We climbed in. The iron pony had that new car smell and an odometer showing forty-five miles. I felt like I was driving a troop carrier.
Though dead on about the sandwich, George had been wildly optimistic on the drive time north.
When we pulled into Tracadie my watch said seven-twenty. Eight-twenty local. Why so long? You guessed it. Harry.
The upside? We’d made friends with an RCMP constable named Kevin Martel, and with most of the residents
