He made a twisting gesture. A screwdriver.
'All right,' I said.
'No, monsieur, not all right,' he said irritably. 'I would have to disconnect an additional alarm system as well. Do you realize how much is expected of me today? I have a great many important things to attend to. I'm extremely busy. Extremely busy,' he added, in case I failed to grasp the point.
'Nevertheless,' I said firmly.
I'm not really this pushy. Ordinarily, I'm the least assertive, the most accommodating, of men. Ask anyone. Tony likes to poke fun at me for being the only person in the art world without known enemies, something he apparently regards as indicative of a personality defect. My friend, the endlessly helpful Louis, once explained to me over an Italian dinner that my narcissistic, ego-ideal-driven need to be liked had created an unhealthy avoidance of confrontation, particularly of dyadic confrontation. This, he further informed me, had contributed greatly to the failure of my marriage and to several subsequent post-divorce, pre-Anne disasters.
Well, Louis and Tony would both have been proud of me today. I wasn't making any friend of Marius Pepin. But I couldn't help feeling that he was going out of his way to be obstructive, for no reason I could see.
He stared frigidly at me. 'Very well, monsieur.' He pivoted with military crispness and went off in a huff.
'No, it's you,' Calvin observed. 'He doesn't like you.'
'I'm not too crazy about him either. Something tells me he's not going to put himself out to hurry back here with his tournevis. Why don't we go see how Charpentier's doing in the other room?'
We found him standing before the canvas just the way he had last night: his big head thrown back, his hands behind him, clasping his elbows. He was wearing a scruffy, yellowish-brown tweed jacket with leather elbow patches (to protect against all that elbow-clasping?), a baggy tan sweater, a dull brown shirt with curling collar points, and an ancient, mustard-colored tie. It was the dress of a man who didn't care how he dressed, and he looked a lot more at home than he had in a tuxedo.
He turned his head as we came in, nodding abstractedly when I introduced Calvin. 'You heard about Vachey?' he asked, returning to the picture.
'Yes,' I said, 'it's hard to believe.'
His purplish lips curled. 'Let's be honest, Christopher. It's a miracle no one killed the old scoundrel years ago.' Charpentier was never going to be known as a man who went around with his heart on his sleeve.
I couldn't think of anything to reply. I'd taken a quick liking to Vachey, but all the same I knew what Charpentier meant. Rene Vachey had been a man with a knack-possibly with a relish-for making enemies, and he'd spent a great many years doing it. Inspector Lefevre, I thought, was not going to have any trouble finding likely suspects.
I changed the subject, gesturing at the Leger. 'What do you think of it this morning?'
He shrugged. 'The same thing as I thought last night, why should it be different?'
'It's authentic? There's no doubt in your mind?'
'Doubt?' Charpentier said. 'Are you joking? None whatever, none at all. Everything cries out 'Leger.' Not merely the composition, which can of course be imitated successfully, but the particularities of execution, which cannot. Look, for example, at the shading on the inside of the pitcher, how it is applied more thinly than the white- you see how the ground shows through, and the texture of the open-weave canvas as well? How, in addition, the ground itself makes up the greater part of the white background? What could be more characteristic?'
He moved closer to the canvas to point carefully at some unidentifiable-to me, anyway-small objects depicted on the table. 'Note how the grays are on close inspection a range of carefully blended cream washes. And see, throughout, how the paint is thickly applied-but no impasto-and with precious little brush marking? These are all unmistakable attributes of Leger, impossible to simulate so exactly.'
If Charpentier said so, who was I to argue? He really was one of the world's most sought-after authorities on the Cubists, and this wasn't the first time he'd been faced with a previously unknown Leger. Five or six years earlier he had made minor headlines of his own as head of an international team that had authenticated, as a Leger, a painting that had been hanging in a Basel restaurant for thirty years, on the wall of the corridor between the telephones and the restrooms. Originally, it had been reluctantly accepted by the owner in lieu of a thirty-dollar tab. Three years after its rediscovery it was on the auction block in London, where it went for somewhere in excess of two million dollars.
So there wasn't much doubt about his knowing his stuff. Still, I couldn't help thinking that what he was describing didn't seem so impossible to simulate. Why couldn't a knowledgeable and competent forger do all that? I suppose I was doing some wishful thinking. Since my first enigmatic talk with Vachey, I'd never shaken the idea that there was some kind of forgery involved in his show. I knew it couldn't be any of the paintings that were going to the Louvre; they were all impeccably documented. So was the Duchamp that Gisele was getting. That meant it had to be the Leger, or the Rembrandt, or both. I sure as hell didn't want it to be the Rembrandt, which left the Leger as my favorite candidate.
But Charpentier wasn't interested in helping my case. 'You can see,' he went on mercilessly, his wild eyebrows almost brushing the canvas, 'the characteristic pencil markings that show through the ground. And see here, gentlemen, where this cadmium yellow band has clearly been repositioned two times- no, three. Always, Leger was making these changes in striving for the perfection of his effect.'
He straightened up. 'Not, unfortunately, to be achieved this time. As I trust I made clear last night, a Leger it is, but a third-rate work at best, of the sort that even the finest artist produces from time to time. Usually, he destroys it. I tell you frankly, I wish he had done so with this.'
'Well, at least it'll fit in at the Barillot,' I said.
'Yes, there's always that,' he said with a near-smile. 'Froger, that pompous elephant, will no doubt convince himself he has a masterpiece, whatever I say. Ah, that reminds me. I'm going to see him when I'm finished here. He asked me to invite you to join us, if I saw you. If you prefer, I'll say I didn't see you.'
'No, that's fine. I'll go over with you.'
Pepin poked his head into the alcove. 'So here you are,' he said to me, as friendly as ever. 'Make up your mind, do you want to get it down or not?'
'Please.' Then to Charpentier: 'I'll need another few minutes with the Rembrandt, Jean-Luc,' I said. 'Want to join us?'
He shook his head. 'The Baroque,' he said turning again to the rehung Leger with its welter of clashing colors, jarring angles, and harsh perspective, 'is not my cup of tea.'
Back in the Dutch section, Calvin and I stood by while Pepin used his tournevis to unscrew the clamps that held two sturdy eyelets in the back of the picture's frame to a pair of hooks on metal rods coming down from a bar that ran along the ceiling. When he'd gotten them loosened, he got himself set and began to lift the painting from the wall, brushing off my help at first, but I got pushy again. Taking old pictures down is a two-man job. Together we lifted it carefully from the hooks and placed it upright, with its back to us, on a carpeted dolly he'd brought.
The result wasn't worth the effort. As I'd anticipated, the picture had been relined; that is, the age-weakened old canvas had been glued to a fresh piece of linen backing to strengthen it, and the whole thing reattached to a new stretcher. There wasn't a mark on it.
'Recently done,' I said. 'New lightweight bars, thermoplastic adhesive, all brand-new… Vachey probably had it done himself.'
In itself, there was nothing wrong with that. It's the proper way to treat old pictures, and the relining had been done competently enough. On the other hand, it's also the first thing a crook does if there's something about the back of a canvas that he wants to hide. Not that I had found anything yet to suggest there was something-
'Pick up Nadia, quarter to one, for lunch at the Toison d'Or,' Calvin said matter-of-factly from over my left shoulder.
I turned toward him, frowning. 'What?'
'Not you, me,' he said. 'That was my pen.'
It took a moment to register. 'Your pen talks? Now why doesn't that surprise me?'
'Neat, huh? Well, if you don't need me anymore, I ought to get going.'
'I'll get along,' I said, 'somehow.'
'Anything I can do to, you know, help things along this afternoon?'
'Sure, maybe you could see if you could dig up something useful.'
'Such as.'
