out, “did you ever take an hour off and look at the tar pits?”
His pock-marked face reddened and his eyes went narrow. He wasn’t about to set himself up for an insult.
“Shut your mouth and get up the stairs,” he said.
I obeyed, giving a nod to the old cop at the desk, who recognized me and nodded back without taking his attention from the pretty young Mexican woman holding the hand of a boy of about two and going nonstop in Spanish.
“When you maracas dry out,” the desk sergeant shouted over her attack, “we’ll try it in something like English,
On the second floor, I automatically turned right to the squadroom door, but Cawelti’s hand came down hard on my shoulder.
“Captain’s office,” he said, helping me in the right direction with more enthusiasm than was needed.
There was no name written on Phil’s door now, which was a step in the right direction. Cawelti knocked, his eyes fixed on my face.
“Come in,” Phil shouted, and in we came.
Phil was on the phone at his desk. He glanced up at us, gave a sour look to the desk, ran his free hand through his steely short hair, and went on with his conversation. Standing in the corner looking even more cadaverous than usual was Sergeant or Lieutenant Steve Seidman.
“How’s the mouth?” I asked Seidman.
“You think I’m a violent cop, Toby?” he mumbled, the right side of his mouth rigid. I could barely understand him.
“No Steve,” I said. It was the truth.
“Then,” said Seidman, saying the words carefully and not hiding a wince of pain, “you can believe me if I tell you that if I ever run into that mouth butcher again, I’m going to pull out two of his teeth with rusty pliers, the same ones he used on me if I can find them.”
Cawelti bounced slightly, a near grin on his face. Seidman looked at him evenly.
“Something funny, John?” he said.
“Nothing,” said Cawelti, still smiling. “I was just thinking about something a guy said on the radio.”
“Get out of here,” Seidman mumbled.
“Sorry, Lieutenant,” Cawelti taunted. “I didn’t understand you.”
“Get … out … of … here,” Seidman said slowly.
“I got you that time, Lieutenant,” Cawelti said. He turned and left, closing the door behind him.
“He’s got a great future,” I said.
“Cawelti doesn’t want a future,” Seidman said, touching his cheek gingerly and gritting his teeth to keep from whimpering. “He just wants to make other people’s presents miserable.”
Behind me, Phil’s voice droned on and Steve motioned to me to take the seat across from my brother. I took it and Seidman leaned back in the corner, his dark jacket open.
“Yes, Mr. Maltin,” Phil said, still looking down at the desk. “We will. I’ll see to it. You’re right. It shouldn’t have happened and it won’t again. You have my word. I’ll have a patrol there every night till we catch whoever’s doing it. Pevsner. My name’s Pevsner, not Posner. That’s quite all right. Good-bye, Mr. Maltin.”
He hung up the black phone and looked up in a black mood.
“Responsibilities of a promotion,” I said solemnly. “Keep the public happy.”
“We got a rape-murder,” he said, folding his hands on the desk, “a strong-arm pair breaking into homes, missing kids, assaults, and I’ve got to talk to a shoe-store owner on Figueroa who complains about kids running off with his sale signs. While I have a patrolman checking out the local seven year olds, someone could be at the storekeeper’s house eating his wife for lunch.”
“Well put,” I said. Hell, he could have suggested that we surrender to the Japanese and I would have told him it was a good idea. He had just been handed a glob of frustration and he needed someone to throw it on. Having been the garbage can for Phil in the past, I wanted to keep it from coming, but I had a lot to hold out against: Phil’s temper and my own tongue.
“Where is she?” Phil said, looking at me calmly.
“Phil,” I said, “no wisecrack intended, but who are we talking about?”
“Jane Poslik,” he said, quite calmly, unclasping his hands.
“How should I know?” I said, with an innocent smile, looking over my shoulder to Seidman for sympathy, which Steve was not ready to deliver.
Phil found a pencil, considered breaking it in half, decided not to, put it down, and then stood up slowly. I wished he had broken the pencil.
“You were in the house when Olson was sponged,” he said. “And you say some woman who called herself Mrs. Olson was there with you. Now she’s missing. You wouldn’t know where she is, would you?”
“No, Phil,” I said. “I swear to you …”
“And then you go to see this Jane Poslik who used to work for Olson,” he went on. “A few hours later she disappears. Cawelti tells me you have her hidden some place.”
“And Cawelti is an honorable man,” I said.
“I want to know where people are and who killed the Olsons,” Phil said, coming around the desk. His tie was open and he gave it an extra tug to get it all the way off. “And who shot the head off a goddamn parrot and did a goddamn Van Gogh on a German shepherd.”
I looked up at him and shook my head.
“If I knew, I’d tell you. I would. But I’m pledged to secrecy. You’ll just have to go to Eleanor Roosevelt.”
“And you,” he said, reaching down to put a hand on my jacket, “will be on a tour of hell by the time I’m through with you.”
Something possessed me. It had been in me for a lifetime. Maybe a lot of things brought it out. Phil’s promotion, his fiftieth birthday, my realization that I had finally lost the real Anne, the one I’d been married to and always expected to get back, my chronically sore back that would some day give up, the memory of Lucy on Sunday crawling into my lap. I pushed Phil’s hand away and stood up fast, kicking the chair back.
“Enough,” I said. “I’ve had a lifetime of you mashing my face and using me for a whoopie cushion. You hit me and so help me the second you turn your back I’ll bring the closest chair down on your head so hard you’ll wind up downstairs picking splinters out of your desk sergeant.”
“You don’t talk to me like that, you, you wasted, useless-” he started.
Seidman finally came out of the corner and mumbled, “Okay, Phil. Enough.”
We both pushed Seidman out of the way and stood eye to eye.
“You know why you do that, huh? You know why you’ve been beating on me for forty years?” I said.
“Because you’re a wise-ass, worthless bum,” he shouted. “A bum who wasted his damned life, lost his wife, never had any kids, doesn’t have a dime, and acts like a dumb kid even though he’s pushing fifty. You know what it looks like, for-”
“Face it, Phil,” I shouted back. “I’m going to say the dirty word. You love me, but you dumb lard-fist, the only way you can show it is by trying to kill me because you don’t like what you feel for me. But I know it’s there because I feel the same thing. You use your fists and feet and I use words. Which hurts worse, brother? So for a change why don’t you just put your fists down and talk to me like people? When did you ever get anything out of me by kicking my ass? Don’t you know by now I come back like a well-watered victory garden when I get corked? It runs in the damn family.”
I’m a very persuasive person when I put my mind to it. Someone once told me that, but I don’t remember who. Unfortunately, Phil had never heard it.
My brother’s right hand grabbed my jacket and tugged me forward, tearing my zipper. His left hand shot forward, a short jab, his specialty, that caught me in the ribs. My lungs answered with a taco air. I slumped back trying to tighten up for the next shot, but it didn’t come. Seidman was between us, whispering, “Phil. Phil, come on.”
It was, apparently, a persuasive argument. Phil let go of my jacket and the metal end of the zipper tinkled across the floor. I sat back in the chair and Phil went back to his own chair. Seidman stood guarding the space between us.
