Sleeping was a little problem. I’m not used to a warm body near mine through the night. Even if it’s a dog, it brings back memories, but I finally fell asleep on my mattress on the floor. Once during the night I started to turn over The pain woke me, and the dog, in the moonlight, wept for me. I gave him a pat and went back to a careful sleep.
“Mr. Peelers,” came the distinct, thin, and insistent morning voice of Mrs. Plaut.
“Huh?” I answered alertly, glancing around the room for something I couldn’t remember but knew would be familiar when it came before my eyes. The dog was sitting on the sofa looking at me, his pink tongue out. I rolled over, felt the pain in my chest, and let myself fall back on the mattress on the floor as Mrs. Plaut stepped in.
“Come in,” I said with what I thought was good-natured sarcasm.
“I’m already in,” she replied, hands on her hips She didn’t seem to notice a dog panting and looking at her from the depths of the sofa.
“What can I do for you, Mrs. Plaut?” I asked, forcing myself up on one elbow.
“Pensecola cookies,” she replied.
My first thought was that this was one of the colorful near-curses of her family. I immediately learned the truth.
“I would like to make my recipe for Pensecola cookies,” she explained. “But I can’t.”
I looked at her and she looked back at me.
“Go on,” she finally said.
“Where am I going?” I asked, coming to a sitting position and rubbing the stubble on my chin.
“Aren’t you going to ask me why I can’t make Pensecola cookies?” she said with exasperation.
“Why can’t you make Pensecola cookies?” I asked, feeling something like George Burns.
“No sugar-or not enough sugar-calls for a lot of sugar,” she said, looking around the room to see if there was some doily or knick-knack she could straighten. “The recipe was developed in the old country by my Uncle Fabian’s wife.”
“The old country?” I asked, knowing from Mrs. Plaut’s massive family biography that the Plaut’s, Cornell’s, Lamphrets, and all the other ilk of my landlady had been in on the first invasions of the American shores. Some of them had predated the Indians.
“Ohio,” Mrs. Plaut explained. “We can pick up sugar rationing books at the elementary school. As a resident of this home, I think you should allow me some of your sugar ration in exchange for which I will give you a generous dose of Pensecola cookies.”
I wrapped the blanket around my waist and stood up.
“I’ll pick my sugar stamps up this afternoon,” I promised, reaching for my pants, which were on the sofa and covered with a fine layer of dark dog hair.
“This morning will be essential,” she said. “I’m working on the cookies this morning.”
“I’ve got a killer to catch,” I appealed to her.
“Your train can wait,” she replied firmly. “Do you know what Uncle Fabian’s wife went through to perfect this recipe?”
I neither knew nor cared, but I could think of only one way to stop from being told.
“I’ll do it,” I said awkwardly, scrambling into my pants under the blanket. Mrs. Plaut looked satisfied.
“We will drive in your automobile,” she said. “I don’t think you can walk the three streets over with that injury.” She pointed to my chest, which I was trying to cover with a semi-soiled white shirt from the closet. “Have you killed someone again?”
She looked around the room suspiciously for a possible body and then turned to me. I hadn’t bothered to answer her question. Satisfied that I had stashed no corpses in the quite visible corners, Mrs. Plaut instructed me to meet her downstairs in five minutes, and parted with: “Shave your scratchy face, Mr. Peelers, and bring the president’s dog with you.”
I left the dog in my room wagging his tail and scratching at the door while I hurried down the hall to shave as quickly as my chest tape would allow. I was dropping a nickel into the hall phone when Mrs. Plaut called up for me to hurry.
There were four or five calls I had to make, but at the moment I only had time for one, to the number Eleanor Roosevelt had given me. She was in and came to the phone.
“I’ve got the dog,” I said.
“Mr. Peters, you have my gratitude. I’ll pick him up personally,” she answered.
“I’d like to hold on to him today,” I said, and then I explained why. She listened quietly, politely, and asked me a few questions.
“And you believe this scheme will work?” she said finally. “You believe it is worth risking both your life and that of Fala?”
There was something about Fala that I didn’t want to tell her, but I held back and assured her that I thought it was worth it. We didn’t have a long discussion of my assessment of the value of my own life. Many was the night I spent lying on the floor on my mattress when Time and I had discussions in which I tried to argue that my life was of cosmic import; but Time just wouldn’t buy it and kept proving from the history of my own behavior that I didn’t buy it either.
“It’s a shot,” I finally said.
“Mr. Peters, please be careful. It is important that Franklin have the comfort of his dog. The war news has not been good today. Corregidor has fallen. But I think a human life is worth more than the risk involved.”
“Mr. Peelers,” Mrs. Plaut shouted from the bottom of the stairs.
“I’ve got to go now,” I said. “I’ve got to pick up some sugar for Pensecola cookies.”
“My aunt’s maid baked them when I was a child in New York,” Eleanor Roosevelt said.
“I’ll save some for you.”
Before she hung up she told me that she could stay till the night with some stalling, but she would have to travel all night on the plane to get back to Washington for the reception.
I went back to my room, removed the hunk of rope I was using to hold together one of my four wooden kitchen chairs, and tied it around the dog for a leash. Downstairs Mrs. Plaut was waiting impatiently, a little black hat on her little white-haired head, with a black coat and black purse.
“And remember,” she said as the dog pulled me through the front door, “let no one push you around in the line. It’s-”
“I remember,” I said as the dog pulled me down the wooden steps and made for the curb. “It’s a doggie dog world out there.”
As it turned out, Mrs. Plaut was right. The elementary school was filled with people making deals, pushing, pleading, lying about the size of their family to get more sugar than they were allotted.
A small man wearing a wool cap down to his ears, his teeth clenched, hit me in the sore ribs with an elbow, claiming I was trying to get in front of him A crony of Mrs. Plaut named Evelyn Barkmer informed us that there was a man of unsavory demeanor in a De Soto behind the school who was buying and selling ration books. A harrassed man who sounded like Raymond on the “Inner Sanctum,” and possibly was, stood up from behind the desk where he was helping to issue ration books to shout, “Ladies and gentlemen, you do not have to pick up a ration book if you don’t want or need one. If you don’t want or need one, you can simply go home. Go home.”
“You mean,” came a woman’s shout, “if I don’t want no sugar stamps, I don’t have to stay here?”
“That’s what I said,” shouted the man.
“Why didn’t someone say so?” The woman sighed and turned for the door. She didn’t get far, however. She was surrounded almost instantly in an Apache-style attack by a party of people who had offers for her unwanted ration.
One woman who reminded me of my mother’s sister Bess told me that my dog looked like Fala but that she, herself, preferred a dog with size and meat on its bones.
I kept enough stamps for my coffee and cereal and turned the rest over to the waiting Mrs. Plaut, who did a recount to be sure that the guy who sounded like Raymond and I hadn’t short-changed her. Satisfied, she stuffed the coupon book into her black purse, snapped it closed, and looked around to see if anyone was going to challenge her for them.
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