Midas

“You know him?” Gary Jenkins asked.

Justin nodded. “Yes. I know him.”

“From around here?”

“No,” Justin said. “He’s from another life.”

He stared over at the man, then nodded. One firm nod. Taking his cue, the guy at the other table stood up and came over to the group of cops.

“Guys,” Justin said. “Say hello to Bruno Pecozzi.”

There was a murmuring from the five cops and an easy wave in return from the man, who was still standing.

“You’re a big motherfucker,” Thomas Fronde, the youngest, cockiest, and drunkest cop at the table, said. “What do you go, six-three?”

“Four,” Bruno Pecozzi said.

“Two-forty? Two-fifty?”

“Two-sixty-five. But I’m very sensitive about my weight, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t mention it again, please.”

There was something about the man’s tone-it wasn’t just the hoarseness of his voice, a rasping that made it seem as if someone had driven a knife into his vocal cords; it was also that he spoke so quietly you could barely hear him, and said the word “please” like it wasn’t really a request, more like an order-that made the cocky young cop sober up quickly and say, “I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.”

“Thank you,” Bruno Pecozzi said. Then, turning to Justin, “Can I buy a round?”

Justin nodded again; Bruno caught the eye of the bartender and signaled for more drinks, then pulled up a chair, and wedged his huge frame in next to Justin.

“Good to see you, Jay. I was hopin’ I’d bump into you.”

“What the hell are you doing here?” Justin asked.

“Me?” Bruno Pecozzi said. “I’m shootin’ a movie.”

“What?”

“Yeah. I’m in the fuckin’ movie business now. Can you believe it?”

Justin couldn’t believe it. But over several more rounds of drinks, Bruno explained his new job.

“Been doin’ it for almost three years now. It’s a great gig. It started with this picture, Dead to Rights. .”

“Hey, I saw that,” Gary Jenkins said.

“Yeah, it was a good little picture,” Bruno said.

“What’d you do on it?”

“I was kind of a facilitator.”

“What does that mean?” Gary asked.

“It means,” Justin said, “that Bruno knows a lot of people. He’s very well connected.”

“Your boss is a smart guy,” Bruno said. “You got it exactly right. We were shootin’ in the city, mostly down in Little Italy. The producers or the director needed to get something done, something, you know, a little out of the ordinary, they’d call on me.”

“Like what?” That was from Thomas Fronde. It was the first time he’d spoken since Bruno mentioned the weight issue.

“Well. . I’ll tell ya. Here’s a good example. The director wanted to shoot somethin’ over by the East River around six o’clock. He wanted the sun to look a certain way, to be settin’. These directors, they’re kinda crazy. Very artistic. Anyway, he had about an hour, hour and a half, to get his shot. Only these planes kept takin’ off and landing at La Guardia and Kennedy, they kept screwin’ up the shot. So he asked if I could do somethin’ about it.”

“What’d you do?” Mike Haversham asked.

“Made a couple of calls. Got ’em to hold off on the flyin’ for about an hour or so.”

Gary looked at Bruno in amazement. “You got them to stop taking off and landing at the airports?”

Bruno nodded and shrugged modestly.

“Who did you call?”

“Hey, if I told you that, you could get my job, you know what I mean?”

The cops all laughed. Justin started rubbing his eyes, partly in disbelief at the way Bruno had taken over and changed the mood of the entire table, partly because he was already beginning to anticipate the next day’s hangover. Bruno slapped him on the back and immediately went into a story about the star of Dead to Rights, an actor who usually played tough guys. There was a scene where the actor had to crawl through a swamp and mud to get to the villain. He wouldn’t agree to do it until the director found someone to warm the water-and the mud-to exactly seventy-eight degrees.

“Not seventy-seven, not seventy-nine. The guy actually checked the thermometer himself and wouldn’t put a toe in until it read exactly seventy-eight.”

Bruno told stories of his movie experiences for the next hour, and had everyone at the table howling with laughter. He was so huge that his self-deprecating manner was irresistible. It was hard to know exactly how old he was, maybe mid-forties. He had a couple of scars around his eyes, and his nose looked liked it had been broken once or twice. Bruno looked like an ex-fighter, and he had that gentle demeanor that fighters sometimes have out of the ring. It was as if he knew he was scary-looking, so he went out of his way to soften whatever he could about himself-his voice, his eyes, his smile.

“So are you still a facilitator?” Gary asked, calling for one more round.

“Nah. Now I’m a technical consultant. I mean, I still do some facilitating if they ask me.”

“What’s the movie they’re shooting now?”

“It’s a cop movie. Blue Smoke.”

“So what kind of technical stuff do you consult on?”

Bruno glanced over at Justin, rolled his eyes, as if to say, What is it with these guys? Justin shrugged in return.

“You know,” Bruno said. “On whatever needs technicalizing. The language, some of the action, the behavior.”

“That is so cool,” Gary said. “Your stories are unbelievable.”

Bruno smiled modestly.

“Tell them the story about Marty Braunheimer,” Justin said.

“Ahhh, I don’t know if they’d really like that one,” Bruno answered.

“Yeah, yeah, come on,” Thomas said.

“Yeah,” Mike Haversham said. “What’s the story?”

They were like eager children waiting for their father to buy them toys. Bruno cocked his head to the side, closed one eye for a moment. “Okay. This was a while ago. Up in Rhode Island. And this guy Marty Braunheimer, he was a gambler. Not a pro, you know, just some schmuck who liked to bet on the games. He couldn’t pass up a big football game. And he liked basketball, pro and college. And he had a bad run. That’s why they call it gambling, right? He was into this guy. .”

“His bookie,” Thomas said, in case the other guys didn’t get it.

“Right,” Bruno said. “His bookie. He was into him for a lotta money. Over ten grand.”

“Jesus.”

“Yeah. It’s some dough. Anyways, this bookie was kind of a tough guy. He didn’t like nobody, you know, skippin’ out on a payment. I knew both parties, the bookie and Marty, so I was asked to intervene. I went to Marty, told him he had a week to pay up or he could be in some trouble. Marty said he’d have the dough in three days, no problem. He said he’d meet my bookmaker friend at the track.” Bruno rubbed his nose with his two forefingers, took a sip of beer. “So three days later, they’re both at the track and, sure enough, Marty comes up to the bookie, gives him a hug, and pays him ten grand.”

The guys all nodded appreciatively. But Bruno said, “There’s more. The thing is, Marty was kind of a pickpocket. I mean, that’s what he did for a living, you know? And when he hugged my bookie friend, he picked his pocket. That’s why he wanted to meet at the track, he knew the guy’d be carrying a wad.”