Magic Grave

'I wanted somewhere quiet to go for a vacation,' she muttered.

He let out a sardonic laugh. 'Seems we're not the only ones to have our vacation interrupted, then.'

Bones took it for granted that we'd still be staying here. We'd decided this place was perfect to hide Tammy and I'm the one who owned it, so to him it was settled. But after all my mother had been through, I didn't want to subject her to my current predicament.

'We'll go somewhere else,' I said with an apologetic shrug.

'Is something wrong with the girl?' my mother asked, pointing.

I glanced at the backseat. Tammy was smacking at the door while her eyes bugged and her mouth opened and closed like a fish.

'Oh shit, I forgot about muting her!'

I let Tammy out and returned her voice with a flash of my gaze. The first thing she did was howl loud enough to make me wince.

'Don't ever do that to me again!'

'Then don't give away our position if we think there's danger, and we won't have a reason to,' Bones replied with an arched brow.

'Mom, this is Tammy,' I said, waving the blonde forward.

My mother smiled with less tension. 'Hello, Tammy. Nice to meet you.'

Tammy grabbed my mother's arms. 'Finally, someone normal! Do you know what it's like with these two? They're worse than prison guards! They wouldn't even stop to let me eat!'

Bones snorted. 'We were a bit busy keeping you alive, if you recall.'

My mother glanced at Tammy and then back at me. 'Poor girl, you must be starving. I'll make you something for dinner. You don't want Catherine to cook, believe me.'

Under normal circumstances, I might have bristled at the implication. But that statement, plus the look she'd given me, said we would be staying here after all. Safety concerns for Tammy aside, I was happy. I'd missed my mother. Maybe our mutually interrupted vacations were a blessing in disguise for our relationship.

'After you, Mom.'

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My warm and fuzzy feeling evaporated after dinner, however. The house only had two bedrooms. My mother kindly offered to share hers with Tammy, but just as I was about to thank her for it, Tammy spoke.

'Shouldn't I sleep with him instead?' Tammy's gaze swept over Bones with unmistakable lust. 'After all, since I'm the one paying, I should choose who I bunk with.'

My mother gasped. I opened my mouth to deliver a scathing retort, but Bones laughed. 'I'm a married man, but even if I weren't, you wouldn't stand a chance. Rotten manners you have.'

'Your loss,' Tammy said, with another toss of her hair. Then she looked around in frustration. 'You can't expect me to stay here more than a couple days. I'll go crazy.'

'But you'll be alive,' I pointed out, which should have been her top priority, in my opinion.

'You killed that thing, didn't you?' Tammy asked. 'Doesn't that mean the danger's over?'

Bones shrugged. 'I doubt the ghoul was the person contracted to kill you. Sounds like outsourced, cheap local talent to me.'

Tammy gaped at him. 'She had to cut his head off before he stayed down. That's what you consider cheap local talent?'

'No self-respecting undead hitman would take a contract on a human,' Bones said dismissively. 'Humans are too easy. Like getting paid to stomp on a goldfish. But in your case, probably a human hitman who knows about the undead got frustrated that his last two attempts didn't work, and gave some quid to a young ghoul to finish you. It's a practical solution; the ghoul gets money and a meal, the hitter still keeps the bulk of the contract payment, and the client's happy that you're dead.'

'You would know, wouldn't you?' my mother muttered.

'How's that?' Tammy asked.

Bones smiled at her, beautiful and cold at the same time. 'Because I was a hitman for over two hundred years.'

Tammy gulped. I didn't add what I knew; that Bones had been very particular about his contracts. He killed other killers, not innocent people, and most of those people were his own kind. That hadn't won Bones any popularity contests in undead circles, but if Bones thought someone deserved to die, he took the contract, no matter the danger.

'In a few days, Don should have your greedy toad of a cousin arrested and then it will be safe for you to go home,' Bones went on.

'If you're a hitman, why can't I just pay you to kill Gables?' she asked, recovering. 'My birthday isn't for another two months. Who knows if my cousin might try to kill me again, even if he is in jail?'

My eyes widened at how causally Tammy broached the subject. Pass the salt. Kill my cousin.

Bones shrugged. 'He might, but you'll have to look elsewhere for a hitter. I'm too busy for that now.'

Tammy glanced at my mother, me, and then Bones before her face tightened up. 'This sucks,' she said, and ran up the stairs.

Considering I could have been spending the next two weeks on vacation with my husband instead of looking after a spoiled rich girl who was being targeted by killers, I agreed.

'It'll be all right, Tammy,' I called out.

An expletive was her response. Bones arched a brow and tapped the side of his eye.

'Say the word, luv. I'll glare a whole new attitude into her.'

Vampire mind control would be the easy way out, but when did I ever take the easy way?

'She'll come around,' I muttered. Hurry up, Don.

'I'll go talk to her,' my mother said.

Both my brows went up. 'You think you can make her see reason?'

My mother gave me a jaded look as she ascended the stairs. 'You forget, Catherine – I've had a lot of experience dealing with a difficult child.'

Bones laughed, with a knowing glance at me that made my mouth twitch despite myself. Okay. My mother had a point.

Chapter Three

I'd been in life and death situations since I was a sixteen, but those could be handled with some bravery – or recklessness, depending on who you asked – and my knives. A cranky, demanding heiress required a different set of skills. Ones I didn't seem to have.

Day two during a conversation with Tammy: 'So you're married to Bones, huh? How'd you manage to snag him? You know, with your red hair and white skin, you look like a big candy cane.'

Day three: 'Boy, is Bones hot. If I were you, I'd be on him five times a day. If you two break up, send him my way, huh?'

Day four: 'Let me out of this room! I'll call the police, the FBI. Let me out!'

By day five, when Don still hadn't located Gables, Bones and I were ready to take matters in our own hands. If my uncle, with all the resources of the military and the government behind him, couldn't find Gables, then he wasn't going to be found any time soon. Putting our lives on hold for a few days was one thing, but Bones was Master of a large vampire line. We couldn't hide with Tammy for much longer. Soon we'd have to get back to our usual routine; dealing with the intricacies and dangers of life in undead society.

Not to mention, staying in a tiny house with my mother had ground my sex life to a halt. These walls were paper thin anyway, and with my mother being a vampire, anything we did would be as clear to her as if she were in