Coldheart Canyon: A Hollywood Ghost Story

'Sounds crazy, right? But you feel the peace. You feel the tranquillity. And they take Jews. Actually, I've seen more Jews there than at my nephew's Bar Mitzvah. You should try it. Take a rest.'

'I don't want to rest. I want to work. We need to set a start-date for Warrior.'

Eppstadt's enthusiastic expression dimmed. 'Oh, Christ. Is that what this little lunch is all about, Maxine?'

'Are you making it or not?' Todd pressed. 'Because there's plenty of other people who will if you won't.'

'So maybe you should take it to one of them,' Eppstadt said, his gaze hooded. 'You can have it in turnaround, if that's what you want. I'll get business affairs on it this afternoon.'

'So you're really ready to let it go?' Maxine said, putting on an air of indifference.

'Perfectly ready, if that's what Todd wants. I'm not going to stand in the way of you getting the picture made. You look surprised, Maxine.'

'I am surprised. A package like that. . . it's a huge summer movie for Paramount.'

'Frankly I'm not sure this is the right time for the company to be making that kind of picture, Maxine. It's a very hard market to read right now.

And these expensive pictures. I mean, this is going to come in at well north of a hundred thirty million by the time we've paid for prints and advertising. I'm not sure that makes solid fiscal sense.' He tried a smile; it was lupine. 'Look, Todd: I want to be in business with you. Paramount wants to be in business with you. Christ, you've been a gold-mine for us over the years. But there's a generation coming up—and you know the demographics as well as I do—these kids filling up the multiplexes, they don't have any loyalty to the past.'

Eppstadt knew what effect his words were having, and he was savoring every last drop of it.

'You see, in the good old days, the studios were able to carry stars through a weak patch. You had a star on a seven-year contract. He was being paid a weekly wage. You could afford a year or two of poor performance. But you're expensive, Todd. You're crucifyingly expensive. And I've got Viacom's shareholders to answer to. I'm not sure they'd want to see me pay you twenty million dollars for a picture that might only gross... what did your last picture do? Forty-one domestic? And change?'

Maxine sighed, a little theatrically. 'I'm sorry to hear that, Gary.'

'Look, Maxine, I'm sorry to be having to say it. Really I am. But numbers are numbers. If I don't believe I can make a profit, what am I doing making the movie? You see where I'm coming from? That simply doesn't make sense.'

Maxine got up from the table. 'Will you excuse me a minute? I've got to make a call.'

Eppstadt caught the fire in Maxine's voice.

'No lawyers, Maxine. Please? We can do this in a civilized manner.'

Maxine didn't reply. She simply stalked off between tables, snarling at a waiter who got in her way. Eppstadt ate a couple of mouthfuls of rare tuna, then put down his fork. 'It's times like this I wish I still smoked.' He sat back in his chair and looked hard at Todd. 'Don't let her start a pissing competition, Todd, because if I'm cornered I'm going to have to stand up and tell it like it is. And then we'll all have a mess on our hands.'

'Meaning what?'

'Meaning . . .' Eppstadt looked pained; as though his proctologist were at work on him under the chair. 'You can't keep massaging numbers so your price looks justified when we all know it isn't.'

'You were saying I'd been a gold-mine for Paramount. Just two minutes ago you said that.'

'That was then. This is now. That was Keever Smotherman, this is post-Keever Smotherman. He was the last of his breed.'

'So what are you saying?'

'Well... let me tell you what I'm not saying,' Eppstadt replied, his tone silky. 'I'm not saying you don't have a career.'

'Well that's nice to hear,' Todd said sharply.

'I want to find something we can do together.'

'But . . .'

'But?'

Eppstadt seemed to be genuinely considering his reply before he spoke. Finally, he said: 'You've got talent, Todd. And you've obviously built a loyal fan-base over the years. What you don't have is the drawing power you had back in the old days. It's the same with all of you really expensive boys. Cruise. Costner. Stallone.' He took a moment, then leaned closer to Todd, dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. 'You want the truth? You look weary. I mean, deep down weary.' Todd said nothing. Eppstadt's observation was like being doused in ice-cold water. 'Sorry to be blunt. It's not like I'm telling you something you don't already know.'

Todd was staring at his hand, wondering what it would feel like to make a fist and beat it against Eppstadt's face; over and over and over.

'Of course, you can have these things fixed,' Gary went on chattily. 'I know a couple of guys older than you who went to see Bruce Burrows and looked ten years younger when he was finished working on them.'

Still idly contemplating his hand, Todd said: 'Who's Bruce Burrows?'

'Well, in many people's opinion he's the best cosmetic surgeon in the country. He's got an office on Wilshire. Very private. Very expensive. But you can afford it. He does it all. Collagen replacements, lifts, peels, lipo-sculpture . . .'

'Who went to see him?'

'Oh, just about everybody. There's nothing to be ashamed of: it's a fact of life. At a certain age it's harder to get the lovehandles to melt. You get laugh-lines, you get frown-lines, you get those little grooves around your mouth.'

'I haven't got grooves around my mouth.'

'Give it time,' Eppstadt said, a touch avuncular now.

'How long does it take?'

'I don't know. I've never had any of it done. If I went in there, I'd never get out again.'

'Too much to fix.'

'I think it's bad taste to jump on somebody else's self-deprecation, Todd. But I forgive you. I know it hurts to hear this. The fact is, I don't have to have my face out there fifty feet high. You do. That's what they're paying for.' He pointed at Todd. 'That face.'

'If I was to get something done . . .' Todd said tentatively, 'about the lines, I mean?'

'Yes?'

'Would you make Warrior then?'

He had opened the door to Eppstadt's favorite word: 'Maybe. I don't know. We'd have to see. But the way I look at it, you haven't got much to lose getting the work done anyway. You're a heart- throb. An old-fashioned heart-throb. They want to see you kick the shit out of the bad guy and get the girl. And they want their heart-throb perfect.' He stared at Todd. 'You need to be perfect. Burrows can do that for you. He can make you perfect again. Then you get back to being King of the Hill. Which is what you want, I presume.'

Todd admitted it with a little nod, as though it were a private vice.

'Look, I sympathize,' Eppstadt went on, 'I've seen a lot of people just fold up when they lose their public. They come apart at the seams. You haven't done that. At least not yet.' He laid a hand on Todd's arm. 'You go have a word with Doctor Burrows. See what he can do for you. Six months. Then we'll talk again.'

Todd didn't mention his discussion about Doctor Burrows to Maxine. He didn't want the decision process muddied by her opinion. This was something he wanted to think through for himself.

Though he didn't remember having heard of Burrows before, he was perfectly aware he was living in the cosmetic-surgery capital of the world. Noses were fixed, lips made fuller, crow's-feet erased, ears pinned back, laugh-lines smoothed, guts tucked, butts lifted, breasts enhanced. Just about any piece of the anatomy which gave its owner ego problems could be improved, sometimes out of all recognition. Traditionally, of course, it had been women who were the eager and grateful recipients of such handiwork, but that had changed. One of the eighties