“Oh,
“It would be nice to know exactly what all this was about, however,” Sallow said, with his usual aplomb. “You know, just so that we can be prepared.”
“Of course,” said Tom, his earlier reserve now set aside. “Where do I begin? Well, let me start with Finnegan. Do any of you remember a man called Finnegan Hob?”
“Of course,” said John Slop. “He was the poor fellow—”
“—who was going to marry the Princess Boa,” said John Moot.
“But didn’t get the chance—” said John Swallow.
“—because the Princess,” said John Mischief, “was taken by a dragon at the altar.”
“You have it right,” said Tom. “Finnegan was a fine man. Indeed I believe he would have been a
“He wasn’t of royal blood, was he?” said John Serpent.
“Well, that’s the interesting thing about Finnegan,” Tom went on. “His father was a Prince of Day. His name was Maffick Hob. His mother was of lowly birth, but had some extraordinary powers of her own. And she was a child of the Night. Her name was Mariah Capella, and she lived on Speckle Frew—”
“Interesting mix,” Mischief observed. “Finnegan was quite a hybrid.”
“That’s an understatement,” saidTom. “It was a forbidden union, this marriage between Maffick and Mariah. A Prince of Day and a witch from the Nightside; it was unheard of. So Finnegan was a rare man, in every way. I had the great honor of knowing him for a few months during his courtship with the Princess Boa. I was in charge of her stables, and I would arrange for them to go out riding together. It was a secret courtship, at first, of course. But it didn’t stay secret for very long.”
“Why not?”
“Because the love she felt for him poured out of her. Love that deep couldn’t be hidden, not from people who knew her well, like her father. He soon saw through our little arrangements.”
“And what did King Claus say when he found out?” John Moot asked.
“At first he was in a rage about it. How could the Princess contemplate falling in love with a man of such questionable birth? ‘
“Why?”
“Because he met Finnegan.” Tom made a small, sad smile. “You couldn’t know Finnegan for more than two minutes and not see how good a man he was. How gentle. How compassionate. So certain in his opinions and so profound in his feelings…” He sighed heavily. These memories were obviously bittersweet. “So anyway, King Claus sanctioned the union and a wedding was announced. It was to be held on the Nonce, in the Old Palace of Bowers. Believe me, there was never a woman as happy as the Princess in those months leading up to the ceremony. Her love for Finnegan illuminated everything she said and did.” Tears welled in Tom’s eyes and, brimming, ran down his cheeks. “I have one consolation,” he said, his voice raw with sorrow. “That she was the happiest soul in creation, until the last moment of her life.”
“So you were there in the Palace when it happened?” Sallow said.
“Oh yes,” said Tom. “I’m afraid I was. I was standing perhaps ten yards away from her when the dragon’s tongue took her.” He fell silent, as a picture of this horror entered his mind’s eye. “It dragged her out through the Palace door before we even knew what was happening. Finnegan was the first to go after her. But he was too late. She was dead by the time he got outside. Ten, twelve seconds maybe, from standing at the altar with Finnegan at her side, to lying out in the dirt, gone from us. Even now as I think of it, after all those years, it scarcely seems believable.”
A great roll of thunder shook the boards of the boat, and the first drops of icy rain started to splatter against their faces, mingling with the tears on Tom’s face.
“What’s all this got to do with this little fishing trip we’re on?” John Mischief said.
“I’ll tell you. For nine years after he lost his Princess, Finnegan went looking for the family of the dragon that had killed her. He needed answers, you see. He knew the murder of his beloved hadn’t been the actions of a rogue worm—”
“Worm?” said John Serpent.
“Yes, sir:
“Wait,” said Mischief. “I don’t think I’m quite following this. Are you saying that Finnegan was going after these dragons—these worms—to
“Worms have tongues,” Tom said. “And many of them are very eloquent. A few are poets.”
“Really?” said John Sallow. “I never knew that.”
“Any of it any good?” said John Moot.
“Ordure, muck, excreta,” Tom replied.
“Just wondering,” said Moot.
“So, Finnegan assembled a band of folks who were ready to help him find these worms,” said Tom. “There were eleven of us back then. Twelve, including Finnegan. McBean, Kiss Curl, Geneva and myself are all that I know for sure are left of the band.”
“Lordy,” said Slop.
“Dragon hunting isn’t a job for the people who are interested in living long lives.”
“I assume Finnegan had already killed the dragon that murdered his beloved?”
“Oh yes. Finnegan killed it right outside the Palace. Climbed into its mouth and struck a sword blow to its brain. It was a famous worm too. Perhaps you heard of it? Gravainia Pavonine.”
“That’s impressive,” said Mischief.
“They’re entirely ridiculous creatures when you have them cornered,” Two-Toed Tom said. “All that din and self-importance, and they have not a breath of love or honor in them.”
“But intelligent?” said Pluckitt.
“Oh, certainly. Marvelously intelligent, some of them. But intelligence without love is an empty thing, I think.”
“Well said,” John Sallow remarked.
“Believe me, I’ve been nose to nose with several worms in my time, and they are a vicious, vain and cruel species. Even the crowned heads.”
“You met royalty?”
“Oh yes. Gravainia Pavonine was fourth in line to the Scaly Throne. Only his brothers, Nemapsychus and Giamantis, and his sister, Pijirantia Pavonine, were before him. And all still alive, I’m afraid to say.”
“What about Finnegan?” said John Moot. “You were telling us about him and you got lost with all this wormy talk.”
“Ah yes. Finnegan. That’s where
“And when did you all last see Finnegan?” Mischief asked.
“About six years ago,” Tom replied. “He went off on his own.”
“Why?”
“Because his quest for the family of Gravainia Pavonine had taken such a terrible toll of lives. He didn’t want anybody else to die on his account, so he slipped away while we were on Efreet, leaving a note saying we should all get on and live our lives. Forget about him, he said. As if we could ever do that.”
He glanced up at Geneva, who at that moment happened to be looking in his direction. She clearly knew by the expression on his face what tale he was telling, and with a little nod of her head encouraged him to finish it.
So Tom went on.